Category: Sport


With the Olympic games just around the corner, I guess we should be bracing ourselves for a flood of ex-sportspeople flogging performance enhancingImage chemicals and magic potions as part of  the price we pay for the expensive coverage.

But the logic of the marketing escapes me.

Before the Games, we get plenty of stories about trying to get the drugs out of sport, but as soon as the Games start we have the Spin Doctors telling us that buying their potion is going to give you an advantage over your opponent.

Isn’t this the wrong message to be sending our kids?

Of course those of us with a sceptical bent remember when some of the companies have been prosecuted for making false claims, but those events quickly fade from view probably because MSM enjoy the advertising revenue that comes from downplaying the consumer protection law breaking. It’s just another example of how the they have fallen away from standing up for the population. A role they once proudly carried.

These days they are inclined to chase an individual who falls foul of the rules but when it comes to companies who need their advertising space, they hit the exits as quickly as possible.

Personally, I believe the whole process of writing drug rules and deciding what is or is not acceptable, is completely broken because it is now a vehicle for pollies. Either wannabees or ex, who suffer from some form of attention deficit, and who corrupt the process trying to big name themselves.

The case against the tennis player last Aussie Open was an example of how arbitrary the process is. The particular drug was examined for 10 years before they finally decided it was unacceptable, then they sank the boot into the player for missing the email.

The Essendon footy club was another interesting study, and before I get stuck in, I am an Essendon fan, but just look at how the process was handled.

Trial by Media used to be regarded as a bad thing, but in this case the leaks flowed freely through Caroline Wilson, and I don’t remember too many folk complaining about the denial of natural justice. Even worse, the penalty applied to the players meant the least responsible people in the fiasco were the ones punished the most heavily.

Claims that the players should have challenged the club and their medical experts were bizarre indeed. Currently one player is taking court action against the club just to find out what drugs were involved, and anyone who feels that a young player has any ability to make demands of the club is living a long way away from the real world.

So far these aggressive campaigns against sportspeople still seem to carry public Support, but I can imagine a time when we start to question how dinkum the rule changes are, and if there may be an unhealthy undercurrent from folk trying to build a profile for themselves.

One thing for sure though, youngsters starting out in a team environment will continue to be the soft target that gets hit the hardest simply because they have the least power.

Apparently this is the 5th year of the BBL and I must admit I’ve been surprised to learn that I ignored 4 seasons before it caught my attention. I don’t even know how they “got” me this time but I’m guessing some well placed advertising did the trick. And going by the huge crowds, not only my buttons were pressed. It’s been good fun.

The TV coverage could be the reason because it feels very laid back with commentators dressing casually and it almost feels like they have come round to my own living room to share the game with me.

Having said that though, I think they may have taken it a bit too casually when the Gayle interview went to air and I would not be surprised if there hasn’t been a memo or two sent round the team to prevent another mishandling of any indiscretions.

For those of you not in Oz, Chris Gayle had a brain fade in the interview immediately after he was dismissed during a game and made a clumsy pass atImage the interviewer which concluded with ‘Don’t blush Baby.’ I was half listening at the time and didn’t catch the first bit but as soon as I heard that last bit I knew there would be repercussions.

First of all I have to say that even though I haven’t been dating for 40 plus years, I’m pretty sure young ladies don’t take too kindly to a chap trying to embarrass them in front of a live TV audience. It’s something to do with a little thing called Respect. No matter how you cut it, the only possible way you can view it is Gayle was using Mel McLaughlin to show off his ego in front of the audience. It was hardly designed to impress her as she was professionally carrying out her duties.

Of course we ended up with a line up of the usual suspects when it comes to defending arrogant male behaviour including Piers Akerman but I need hardly note Piers has never really been the sort of bloke you would got to for advice on gentlemanly behaviour. He is more your aging dinosaur in a media empire trying to prop up ‘old values’ against a more considerate society.

But aside from the has-beens, Ten got caught out somewhat by one of the commentators making a comment which included ‘an amorous Chris Gayle.’

Ouch. That’s just complicated matters. Anyone who missed the trouble in the interview just got bought up to speed. Luckily they cut straight to an add break so the hole didn’t get dug any deeper. By the time they were back on screen there was a more sober feeling to the coverage as spin doctors had to play catch up.

The following day it was all fines and apologies and all hands on deck to deal with the fall out. Even then I was frankly surprised to see this little gem from one of the cricket higher ups.

He blamed the Gayle performance on ‘cultural differences’.

Ooh. Nasty. In order to excuse Gayle he just bitch slapped the whole West Indies by calling the ignorance a societal thing in his homeland. Personally, I just wouldn’t go there.

A week or two later and things have quietened down a bit and I don’t expect to see a repeat. Cricket authorities have worked out it’s good business to cater for both genders, in teams and fans, and there’s nothing like hefty profits to see their managers get super focused.

Good job too.

Links:

The ABC coverage. http://goo.gl/0IAdge

Currently I am dealing with a health issue that has required adding new medications to those I already take, and I find myself with a flood of information at my finger tips via Google. Notionally that is a good thing, but the quality is the issue.

First in my list of scoundrels is the disclaimer sheet that comes from my local Chemist. The list of things to look out for was large and included the very symptoms I’m trying to control so the arse covering legal document is useless to me unless I break other stuff in this creaky old bod. I guess that is why Chemists are happy to sell you homeopathic “remedies” (otherwise known as sugar water). It gives them the legal out of “it’s only water.”

Next we have all manner of touts for miracle cures, “natural” remedies and “secrets big Pharma doesn’t want you to know” and of course chaps like Dr OzImage and Pete Evans pushing their own magic potions for personal gain. Boy there are a lot of these and they seem to operate for quite a long time before the Legal System gets around to popping them in jail. Dr Oz is still free to trade at this moment in time. (Jan 2016).

This segues nicely into Government controls. This was a big disappointment. Notionally the Therapeutic Goods Administration is supposed to be there to protect us Aussies but it was nobbled from the outset with businesses in the Health Industry having the ability to offer a business argument for not banning a product. Ever wondered why companies like Swiss generally get away with pushing drugs for claimed athleticImage improvement? The answer appears to lie right here. We actually have to turn to Choice magazine to expose the scammers.

How about Medical Science then? Now we are getting closer to real options but I have to add a caveat here. Some of the real advances don’t have much of a promotion system so finding out about them is a bit of a challenge. There is also some experimental options that I wouldn’t even consider unless I was in a life threatening position. I’m especially thinking here of faecal transplants.

Seriously? To my mind, if the medical team are not able to synthesise the active component then they are still trying to work out why it works. If you think it’s a good idea to wash your hands after going to the toilet, then getting a direct poo transplant should be a bridge too far in my view.

In the final wash up, I think the best solution is to have a good GP and a Patient Advocate to check credible sources for me so I don’t talk myself into thinking I have Ebola. Luckily I have such a person in Liz and a great GP as well, Professor Craig, but it really would be nice if we could reduce the white noise on the Net and be able to find quality information.

I suspect I’ll be pushing up daisies for century or two before it all comes under control.

 

Links:

Therapeutic Goods Administration http://www.tga.gov.au/

Choice Magazine https://www.choice.com.au

Dr Oz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmet_Oz

Pete Evans http://goo.gl/nV7nrU

A week into the Adam Goodes saga and sadly things have gone to hell in a hand basket. What started as aggravation between Goodes and the crowd with undertones of racism, has escalated into a racial fiasco that stands to set back the advances made in Indigenous matters over the last few years.Image

Incredibly, those who wish to speed up advances in Indigenous matters have gone in boots and all instead of being a calming influence and aiming to keep passion out of the mix. It’s almost as if they don’t understand that real advances only come about when confrontation is minimised.

On the other side, suddenly there is an outlet for built up frustration either real or imagined that has folk from many different viewpoints forming a loose coalition in holding a view about the whole matter. It’s even sunk to the depths where Andrew Bolt gets to poison the well.

With passions running high at the moment, Tony Abbott’s plan for a referendum in 2017 to recognise Indigenous Australians in the Constitution will really struggle. Referenda are notoriously difficult to pass so any aggravation like that which is currently being promoted, spells death for what should otherwise easily pass into Law.

Things have gone from “Jesus Goodsy. Tone it down mate.” to lets have a full on war and blame the unhappiness on race instead of personal behaviour.

There have been some excellent contributions but mostly it’s been pretty Imagebrainless and disappointing. On the excellent side we have Waleed Aly with his view of the underlying cause. Now on a couple of points he is wrong. Taking on the crowd often leads to booing and some players scored consistent booing. Just ask Stephen Milne. He liked to stir up the crowd and after he was charged with Indecent assault, his remaining time in the AFL saw him coping it every game.

But Waaleed’s point about Goodes being considered “Uppity” though is spot on.

What is missing from Waleed’s contribution though, is someone asking him if Goodes confrontational contribution is helpful to the Indigenous cause?

Personally, I don’t think it is. When the Media tries to push the line “it’s all about race” and tries to claim the problem came from the war dance, folk start to get their backs up about how we are being directed to think. That opportunistic grab to try and avoid the real cause of the upset just further undermines their cred.

Pre FaceBook days, you could manipulate the events by only presenting one side and refusing to publish contrary views in Letters to the Editor, but theseImage days we have other options and encouraging folk to drink the Kool Aide on a mostly manufactured concern is a lot harder.

Meanwhile more important issues like implementing recommendations raised by the Royal Commission into Aboriginal Deaths in custody drift along with no action being taken. Even though it goes way back to 1987. Adding Indigenous history into our school history classes is a million miles away. And the running sore of the inflammatory Australia Day celebrations festers away with hardly a thought given.

Sadly, folk on both sides are thrilling to the battle and very little thought is being applied to managing good outcomes. A few cold showers would not go astray but I can’t imagine where that might come from. Today’s fashion is Revolution rather than Evolution and calmly talking things through doesn’t run a place.

References.

Tony Abbott vows to ‘sweat blood’ for Indigenous referendum
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-vows-to-sweat-blood-for-indigenous-referendum-20141211-125a19.html#ixzz3hRjqRKb5

Waleed Aly on Adam Goodes YouTube clip.

Royal Commission into Aboriginal Deaths in custody.

The result for the English Test series is well and truly decided but the coverage continues with a less urgent attitude which is probably a good thing when it comes to sleep paterns. I usually plan on watching or listening to it before bed with an option to hang on if it’s getting exciting.

There has been a few early nights.

And a few where I thought we were travelling well and missed another tragedy.

The attraction, especially now that the overall result is settled, is listening to the Pommie commentators. The good ones have me hooked in and the bad have me switching off and heading to bed.

ImageThe Aussies? Nope. They are just there. But the best of the Brits just reek of old school and it’s hilarious. Principal among them is Henry Blofeld with his “My dear old thing” and lately Phil Tuffnell has stepped forward to really add to the fun.

Listening to the banter is fabulous and often cricket is not getting a look in. Especially entertaining when the Poms are deliberately time wasting out on the field.

Last night there was a fly buzzing around in the commentary box and Phil hadImage had enough.

“That’s it. I’m going to get him now.”

Swat. Much laughter.

Blowers, “I know you were only a number 11 batsman but you missed him by half an inch.”

There is a lot of laughter in that box and sometimes we aren’t privy to it. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to catch the stuff that doesn’t make it to air and if Phil is in charge of pest disposal I should be pretty safe.

But then we have the forces of darkness led by Geoffrey Boycott. Negativity just drips from this chap. If someone hits a magnificent straight drive, it’s the Imagebowlers fault. A bowler takes a wicket? The batsman was inept. There is simply no outcome that doesn’t have some negativity hidden inside it. It would be a line ball between him and Tony Abbott over who whinges most. Tony wins on opportunity, Geoffrey on depth.

Over on the TV coverage things are much the same except for the depth of Britishness. I’m not one of the Radio on, TV on but sound off, chaps. I especially like Warnie but Ian Chappell has me jumping to the Mute button. Ian’s a living breathing human drone. Of course you do get the pleasure of regular adverts on the telly which seem to lack much variety late at night, but overall it’s not too painful.

Does this enjoyment of the Brits mean I’m a closet Monarchist? Hell no. Oz isn’t England and it shouldn’t need the Queen to validate our decisions but I might just be in the category that some of the Yanks are in. They don’t want the British Monarchy but quite like some traditional British behaviours.

As some of you will be aware, I have spent many hours over this past year trying to devise a format for LaserTag that will get folk in to play in a regular league.

It has been a challenge.

Lanes and Games 026We have been running LaserTag for over a year now and I’m very happy with the numbers we have been getting especially in kids birthday parties, but I have always had a hankering to do more with the BattlefieldLIVE system. We haven’t used any of the more sophisticated things like Claymores or Dirty bombs and this is because they are aimed at dedicated gamers and too complex for the really young players.

Not long after we first got the system I tried to get the numbers and didn’t quite make it. I wanted 4 teams of 6 players and we only managed 3 1/2. Melb 018Probably that was a good thing because a year later I have more of an idea on how to run it and we have added an extra bit of gear, the Domination Box, that allows me to run the game with only one referee.

To realise just how big the challenge is, Horsham is not a huge place. In 2011 it had a population of just 14,000. Compare that to Geelong with a population of 160,000 and a LaserTag venue with 10 teams and you could assume I’d be pushing to get one team up. But luckily (or unluckily for some) there are not as many distractions in Horsham and plenty of folk here love playing sport so that gave me an edge.

Last week I had 2 free sessions for folk to come and try out the game format. Friday night and Saturday night. On the Friday just 1 person showed up and I determined to go and get the poster from Maccas and never kid myself that “I knew what I was doing” ever again. It seemed the idea was heading for theMay 028 waste paper bin like so many other crazy ideas I have chased over the years. (See the filing cabinet or talk to Liz for all the gory details.)

But just as I had talked myself in to giving it up, the Saturday turned it all upside down. I had a phone call asking if a team could come in earlier and then we had a steady stream from then on.

The effort seems to have paid off with us being just 1 player off 4 full teams and on this Friday evening we are starting with a freebie session for those who have signed up.

Vindicated? Too soon to tell. If the first season works well and we have demand for a new season with more teams then I’ll be pretty cocky. The Master Plan here is to get a team skilled enough to play in the National Clan Wars.

That’s not the end of development though. Later in the year I’m looking to set up below the Go-cart track for outdoor lasertag and if that gets off the ground then the Zombie format will be introduced for casual players.

Along with these options, I’d still like to hire out to groups like Charities for their fund raisers.

Could be one or two more sleepless nights in store as more ideas get played with but with this nice outcome there is incentive to keep expanding the options.

What is LaserTag?

There are several combat style games that have been around for years.Wayne

  • Laser Tag, which uses light transmitting guns and jackets that detect hits.
  • Paintball, which actually fires a paint projectile and thus needs protective equipment for you to play.
  • The less physically active computer games in the First Person Shooter category
  • And now S.A.T.R. Gaming Guns which is an improved version of Laser Tag with no need for the jacket and the ability to play indoor or out and even in full sunshine.

The new technology of Gaming Guns meets and surpasses the previous technologies in many areas and as the system is developed, we should see new features that cover some of the areas not yet covered in computer games.

The pluses

With the new detectors on your head gear and on the gun, The requirement for wearing the vest is a thing of the past. Now you can step out in your favourite clothing without the restrictions of the heavy vest which discouraged  lying on the ground.

Because there is no physical projectile like paintball, eye protection is not a serious concern, although a pair of “sunnies” is probably a good idea for outdoor play. The full face mask is no longer required.

Indeed there are several big improvements over paintball. Firstly, you are not facing a charge per bullet. In traditional paintball, you buy a certain number of projectiles and when they run out it’s time to spend more money to stay in the game.

Secondly, there is no bruising from being hit by the pellets. With the scoring being registered by light in the infrared range, the only bruises you get are from stumbling into the furniture or other players. At Horsham LaserTag we are using the inflatable walls so there is not much chance of bruising in our arena.

Over the traditional Laser Tag, another big advantage is being able to play outdoors in full sunlight. And with a range out to 300 meters, a much bigger play area is possible.

Over computer gaming the advantage is getting out of your comfy chair and getting some exercise with real people face to face. An additional benefit that just occurred to me is you are playing a game with the blood options selected to OFF.

 

The minuses

In the paintball area I guess the effect of actually seeing the impact of your shots appear on your opponent is gone. Replaced by a glowing LED on the head gear. Hard core gamers will probably miss this.

FPS games do have advantages over this system in a number of areas. Firstly complexity. There is simply no way I can think of to simulate dropping from a spaceship onto a new planet. (Other than having the Missus stand behind me and thumping me with a shovel to simulate re-entry turbulence).

Secondly, number of gamers. We have 24 gaming guns on site which is well and truly enough for for our arena but well short of the big numbers in say, Battlefield Bad Company 2 which has somewhere around 64 players per game.

 

In summary

So there you have a quick overview. S.A.T.R. is a great leap forward in gaming fun and with scenarios based on modern computer games, the future looks bright.

Come on down to Horsham LaserTag with your friends to try the system and see if your team has what it takes.

I enjoy cricket. I’m even warming to Twenty 20 these days. But I probably enjoy the game from a different viewpoint than most of the fans.

I embrace the controversy.

Over the years cricket has filled the radio waves with incredibly important issues that make religious wars and mass starvation paleImage into insignificance. Bodyline bowling, coloured clothing, sledging, even an aluminium bat have all given me hours of pleasure as the various parties have pushed their own particular barrow with an enthusiasm that could put a US Evangelist in the shade.

But my own personal enthusiasm is taking a battering with a particularly ugly turn of events.

No. It’s not the booing of the Australian Captain but it is closely related.

Apparently it is now un-Australian to boo the Aussie Captain according to one of the commentators (I believe it was Ian Chappell). Regardless of his on-field performances (or lack of) and even worse off-field soap opera updates, the position of Captain is supposed to raise you to the dizzying heights of the recently sainted Mary McKillop.

This does raise a few questions that the less than angelic Chappell might like to elaborate on.

  • Is this a new level of status for the Captain or has he not noticed Aussie crowd behaviour up until this time?
  • Are other Aussie captains of other sports now in that same category or is it just cricket?
  • Since when has the Aussie public paid any attention to political correctness demanded by “has beens”?

 

For those unfamiliar with the sport of cricket, we have had many times when a captain has been booed and even young Ian’s brothers, Greg and Trevor, have been on the receiving end. One as the captain who ordered the infamous underarm bowling incident against the Kiwis. And poor old Trev who was ordered to do so. But even beyond that, Greg was regularly booed when he had something like 7 ducks to his name while batting at No 3.

The Aussie captains have to work hard to get booed so I think they get off lightly and they can easily regain favour simply by lifting their game. Opposition players have a much rougher time of it. The better they are the louder it gets unless you can bat your way to Viv Richards’ status. Who can forget the highly talented Kiwi fast bowler Richard Hadley who rather unwisely complained about Bay 13 at “The G” yelling out “Hadley’s a wanker”. Thus ensuring a chorus to the end of his career at all Australian grounds. I hope that’s not the smartest thing he ever did but then again fast bowlers never make it onto Mastermind.

Taking the longer view, I can’t imagine young Ian (the wannabe Benaud) ever steering the behaviour of Aussie cricket fans. As a commentator he is dead set boring and will harp on about some pointless matter until you end up muting the TV and firing up the ABC Radio coverage. As for moral guidance, he is lucky the media didn’t follow his every move outside the game. He is not expected to be sainted any time soon.

In the mean time the current One Day captain is taking it on the chin and getting on with it. He has even conceded that he doesn’t blame the crowd being disappointed with his performance. He is too. With some more runs off the bat and a more careful selection of girlfriend, he will quickly be back in the good books.

And Ian Chappell. Well, he can leave the deciding of “What it is to be an Aussie” to us. A time honoured tradition is hardly going to be overturned by the likes of the Politically Correct evangelists like him.

I guess this story is a good example of why I like politics. It’s an appreciation of the ridiculous.

Over the last few months (or probably longer) there has been a focus on Italian politics and the “bunga bunga” room parties held byImage Silvio Berlusconi. All sorts of things have been claimed from nude girls having their breasts tweaked to full on paid sex with ladies of entrepreneurial virtue. All good fun except for some claims about underage girls being involved although what “underage” means these days I’m not quite sure.

The Prosecutors have come up with page upon page of evidence of misbehaviour but now the friends of Silvio have struck back or to put it more accurately, his lawyers have been collecting statements from folk with a different perspective, and it shows how misguided the Prosecutors have been.

Now I’m not criticising the tactic employed here because I actually think it’s a good one, but when you start gilding the lily you have to use a subtle approach that sounds plausible. On this point it has failed miserably.

The claimed orgies were actually gentle soirees where modestly dressed women sipped mineral water and watched movies or

Wait for it …………

Football.

Wow. Silvio is the last of the party animals.

To make this even less likely the football they are talking about is more generally known here as soccer not the more entertaining Aussie Rules, Rugby Union, Rugby League or American Grid Iron.

Soccer.

Turn it up chaps. I can go with the soirees (another tea cake mi’lady?), mineral water (well he is getting on a bit), modestly dressed women (possibly) maybe even a few Bible Study classes but Soccer.

Nah.

I think I have it sussed. What Silvio was really doing was watching Aussie Rules but he was sprung by a few soccer nuts who were so ashamed they have concocted up the orgies story to avoid total embarrassment.

I thought long and hard about what I wanted for Xmas and finally decided I should get my A into G if I’m ever going to get mobile onXmas 001 in-line skates. Seeing as Jenz is currently managing skate sales on-line, it seemed like the time has arrived.

Years ago I used to go ice skating at St Moritz in St Kilda but apparently the business model wasn’t strong and eventually they had a Jewish Stocktake (um I mean)  fire and it was never rebuilt. I mention this because I much preferred the ice skates to the old 4 wheeled skates that have a lot of drag. But these days the tech is brilliant and the in-line blades are much more mobile.

Xmas 004 Of course this means there is a learning curve associated with the modern tech so I’m going for the protective gear in the mean time. I will be making one change from the photos though. I’m trading up from the tracky dacks to a pair of shorts. Not a good look. I know my legs are skinny but that’s ridiculous.

With the blades came some free advice from (coach) Jenz. Very helpful it was too in getting the posture right. And she should know. As an in-line hockey player, she has to be able to fend off attacking players while remaining standing. Not something I’m up to just yet.

So for now it’s knees bent and back straight and probably down to Rollerway in Belmont for further instruction.

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