Q – Dear Assholish One – I was at McDonald’s the other day – just relaxing and trying to eat – when some parents were going bananas shouting at their kids for being annoying. It was like so annoying that I couldn’t deal with it. Don’t people have any respect!? Sven T.
A – Geez, I can hardly even figure out what the fuck you are even trying to ask me. Don’t people have any respect? Not for a douche like you I guess. I mean lets fucking think about this – you go to McDonalds to relax? I go to that shithole when I am baked and need some grease or something. Like you, I do fucking hate it when I have to listen to fucking families bickering. It’s totally fucking annoying. The shrill sound of kids, the moaning bellowing of nutless parents, the grating non-stop wail. . .
But guess the fuck what? That’s what you’re going to get there, OK? See it’s designed to attract annoying people the way shit attracts flies. If you want to relax there are tons of fucking places that are way better. I like going to fucking peep-shows. You know, the kind where you get your own booth. You can just sit in there and chill without anyone bothering you. And if you get bored you can put in a buck and jack off or something. And the best fucking part is there are never any annoying families crowding up the joint. Just be sure to wipe your shoes before you go into your pad if you know what I mean.
Bickering families fucking suck. What a bunch of assholes.
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