Arhive lunare: octombrie 2007
The Magic Guitar
Un desen pentru balaur
De la Ana Pauper cea talentata:
Ce cauta baietii la WordPress.com
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Asta cauta ei si ajung la balaur in blog:
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Joe King:
Recunosc rusinat si bulversat, sint invidios pe traficul lui Gramo. Ca sa am si eu trafic, cit de cit, trebuie sa bag pizde la tag. Sa suport cu eroism ca ma viziteaza perversi sau perverse interesate de cum se face brinza la pizda si ajung la textul meu intitulat, naiv, „Loialitate”. Dar ma consolez cu cel care a cautat poze cu mare si a primit „Dantela marii”. Sau cu cei care cauta expresii romanescti si dau de „Ma doare in cur”. E unul care a cautat pizde reci, probabil ca s-a fript la pula si sufla si-n iaurt. Bai idiotule, baga degetul intii, sa controlezi temperatura.
Am fost onorat de vizita unui rrom care vrea sa faca ceva cu viata lui. A cautat „dictionar roman englez manca-ti-as”. Minca-mi-ai, daca zici la vre-o baba englezoaica ” eat me” te-ai belit la facaletz, te violeaza pe loc, ai grija.
Interesant interesul romanilor pentru halloween. Propun sa o faca si sarbatoarea PSD-ului, dovleacul gol si cu lumina in el ii caracterizeaza foarte bine.
Totusi, a existat si un om serios care a cautat picamer. Dar imi e teama ca e unul care vrea sa se razbune pe soacra-sa si sa-i faca cu el gauri pentru cercei, ca n-are.
Nu inteleg insa cine o fi cautat in blogland „ia covrigul neamule”. O fi vrut sa cumpere virtual unul? Dar cel mai interesant mi se pare asta care m-a cautat pe mine, asa: atamotek.wordpress.com in loc sa bage adresa direct in browser.
Poze cu pizde nu am dar am un text cu sanziana buruiana si partidul ei de blonde care imi aduce deocamdata, mie, clickuri.
S-auzim numai de bine. 🙂
Inca un blog pe lume
poveste animata si neconditionata
Precis nu ati auzit de mine. Eu sint Muky.
Da, mi-am facut blog la WordPress. Inca un blog printre bloguri in blogosfera blogland a vorbitorilor de romana in frunte cu Gramo si Gramokizd. Ba nu, asta inca nu vorbeste dar are deja blog. Stapinul meu e :
Un mitocan. Dar eu trebuie sa-l iubesc neconditionat ca asa sint ciinii, prosti. In ultimul timp m-a sedus o catea vagaboanda si mi-a furat sperma. Mi-a nascut, fara sa ma intrebe, doi urmasi: 
Mi-a zis ca n-are pretentie la pensie alimentara daca le fac si lor blog, sa ramina in eternitate. I-am zis, bitch, in blogland se vorbeste mult despre sex, de ce sa faci bloguri la ce poate sa iasa din el? Expui minorii la tot felul de studente: 
care scriu jurnale despre cit de indragostite sint. Dar de fapt ele vor doar hamburgeri la McDonalds: 
. Mi-a zis obraznica ca ea se gindeste mai mult la vederea lor: 
I-am zis ca poate deveni obsesiv: 
dar ea mi-a raspuns obraznic, ca obsesiva e doar vecina ei, Galina: 
I-am zis, nu numai ea: 
Totul, in viata asta de ciine, e sex. Dar copiii trebuie sa afle despre el tirziu. Nu-i asa Mos Gerila?
Asa e fiule, dar in tarile nordice se fac si exceptii. Al dracu mosu’, pedofili toti in lumea asta de javre. Nu-i asa ma Goe? Tu vrei sex sau altceva? 
Da, dansul ajuta la slabit, nu vederea ci suncile. Se pare ca Mamita te hraneste bine. Aiurea, baga in ea bomboane toata ziua si citeste reviste romantice. Dar e slaba: 
Azi am dat de un blog al unui romantic adevarat: 
Povesteste ca o face fericita pe duduia: 
Ea, in blogul ei recunoaste:
Ce frumoasa e viata in blogosfera. Desi unul, mare filozof se plingea ca suporta cu eroism jigniri de la mitocani: 
Dar e asa de simplu sa nu-i bagi in seama sau sa le trimiti un Ninja Ahmed sa le aduca veselie: 
Eu o trimit pe dusmanca mea de moarte, Vica Pussyca care asculta manele si miauna de fericire: 
Fiind o pisica moderna, si ea i-a facut blog baiatului ei: 
E cam bleg dar are blog, ce pisicile lui. Permiteti-mi sa beau un paghar cu apa si sa gust o ceapa: 
Ce spuneam? A, am dat si de blogul lui Adrian Paunescu: 
Lumina, Lupta, Libertate si orgasm jumate de ora. Nu-i asa Nicule? 
Trebuiii sa subliniiez oataririli De la Yelsinki …….Dupa ce le subliniezi din nou sa ma anunti cind ai terminat.
Zilele trecute am dat de blogul fioros al unei rude, ziarist, care influenteaza pina in pinzele albe: 
El e marele Jurnalist Lupula Laurentiu si scrie si la Cotidianul. Tot guvernul ii stie de frica si eu sint tare mindru cu el.
In incheiere, propun sa ne intilnim, noi blogerii cu influenta, in parc si sa facem un party. Il aduc pe varul meu Snoopy:
Cu doua trei gagici sa le concureze pe maneliste. Eu o sa fiu DJ.Muky::
O sa fie veselie mare mare:
O sa vina si Traian Basescu:
Da, el care ne-a matrasit rudele maidaneze s-a dat pe brazda. Pentru voturile noastre ne da inghetata pe gratis:
Chiar daca blogul meu nu v-a placut si ati reactionat ciudat la vederea lui: 
Eu va urez in continuare sa-mi faceti trafic cit mai mare ca sa pot sa-l intrec pe Gramokizd.
Respect !!!!
Zimbetul zilei 4
Noile chiuvete dinWC-urile pentru barbati din Craiova City.
Mooneater
by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
Bakunawa is a deity in Philippine mythology that is often represented as a gigantic sea serpent. He is the feared god of darkness, hopelessness and despair. He is believed to be the god of the underworld and is often considered to be the cause of eclipses.
According to the Hiligaynon peoples, he takes the form of a huge greenish-black dragon. Once in a while, he awakes from his slumber at the bottom of the sea, attempting to wrestle cosmic supremacy from Bathala by eating his gold and silver disks. Bakunawa can raise the fury of nature, creating tornadoes, tidal waves, earthquakes and lightning storms with just a mere thought. He, however, because of his unorganized motivation, always loses to some other god or goddess, but he always waits for his time.
The great dragon has a whole layer of eerie, calm, black waters in the Abyss, where he spends most of his time planning for his next attack on the other deities.
Bohemian Rhapsody
by ~InSUNNYty
Zimbetul zilei 3
Si unii ciini reguleaza tot ce prind:
Printre Ingeri
Fie-i tarina usoara !
Dobrin a fost genial. Dribbler talentat dar ce tin eu minte cel mai bine e ca era unicul fotbalist care juca mai bine dupa o betie decit dupa niciuna. Citi fotbalisti isi pot permite asta azi? Spunea cineva „daca Gascanu’ nu ar bea ar ajungea departe.” Dar si cu plinul facut a ramas in istoria fotbalului romanesc. Era cel mai iubit fotbalist de pe vremea mea si tin minte ca si la nationala juca bine. Cred ca e cel mai popular fotbalist dupa Hagi. Hai noroc Gascane, scrie in ziarul Ziarul ca ai ajuns la ingeri. Sper ca ospatarul inger sa aduca o tuica buna bre si dupa cinstire faceti o miuta. O sa vin si eu peste citiva ani, sper ca multi. Sau cine stie, n-o sa ajung la ingeri ci in ceaunul cu ciorba, pe post de cartof sau leustean. Ca exista si diavoli mioritici, ce credeai…
Minimanual de Stand-up
A Small Mistake
to Marian
major scale
brings you into tomorrow.
you find yourself
filled with pain
and all the roads are narrow.
R
and everyone says…
Hey man
you’ll be the strong guy again.
look at you
you’ve just became a shadow
nobody knows
how bad it is
to find another world to live in
when you’re scared
depressed and tired.
once a week
you send the night to sleep
and don’t care about tomorrow.
once again
she plays with you
she shoots you an arrow.
R
And everyone says…
Hey man
you’ll be the strong guy again.
look at you
you’ve just became a shadow
nobody knows how bad it is
to find another world to live in
when you’re scared
depressed and tired.
once a year you get older
and look at it with sorrow.
and every day, a small mistake
brings you into tomorrow.
R
And everyone says…
Hey man
you’ll be the strong guy again.
look at you
you’ve just became a shadow
nobody knows how bad it is
to find another world to live in
when you’re scared
depressed and tired
Corrida I
by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
What a Corrida is about
If you are not familiar with corridas de toros (bullfights), here is what happens in order, so that you can decide by yourself whether you want to see one when you are in Spain. A corrida starts with the paseillo, when everybody involved in the bullfight enters the ring and presents themselves to the president and public.
Two alguacilillos on horseback look up to the president’s box and symbolically ask for the keys to the puerta de los toriles. Behind that door the bulls are waiting. When the door opens and the first bull enters the spectacle starts for real. It consists of three parts, called tercios („thirds”), the separation of which is signalled with a bugle call. There are three toreros-bullfighters (the better-known word „toreador” is actually never used in modern Spanish)-in each corrida, each being allotted two bulls. In the first tercio the bullfighter uses the capote, a rather large cape that is a pinkish-mauve colour on one side and yellow on the other.
Now the two picadors enter on horseback, armed with a sort of lance. The second tercio is la suerte de banderillas. Three banderilleros must stick a pair of banderillas into the charging bull’s back. In the final suerte suprema the bullfighter uses the muleta, a small red cloth draped from a stick. He has to show his mastery to dominate the bull, and to establish an artistic symbiosis between man and beast. The corrida ends with the torero using his sword to kill the bull.
Din ciclul ” Vitejiile romanilor la Roma”
din Libertatea de a jefui popi care te gazduiesc la ei acasa
| Un imigrant roman a jefuit cu sabia un preot din Roma |
 Baut bine, un roman de 24 de ani, care locuia de mult timp in casa unui preot, la Roma, l-a atacat ieri pentru a-l jefui. B.A. l-a amenintat cu o sabie medievala, de mare valoare, si i-a cerut toti banii din casa.
Batranul slujitor al Domnului i-a spus ca nu are decat 150 de euro, fapt ce l-a enervat la culme pe agresor. In timp ce romanul rascolea prin casa dupa alte lucruri de valoare, preotul a reusit sa alerteze cativa vecini. Panicat, tanarul a luat in graba o icoana si a iesit in strada. A fost socat sa vada ca era asteptat de cateva echipaje de carabinieri care l-au arestat.
Agresorul a fost prins cu ajutorul femeii careia romanul ii lasase numarul de mobil, pentru ca era convins ca aceasta va mai dori sa-l vada si sa faca sex cu el. |
 Articol semnat de Alina Vlad |
Incidentul vine la putina vreme dupa ce un alt roman a violat si jefuit o profesoara italianca pe treptele unei biserici din orasul Spresiano.
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Joe King:
In primul rind, e vorba in articol de romani si nu de rromi. Asa ca sa nu mai dati vina pe tigani desi actiunea cu sabia e mai mult un obicei rrom. Ce ma surprinde pe mine e ca sabia era medievala si de mare valoare. Adica, vezi tu, romanasul o fi vizitat inainte vreun muzeu si l-a deposedat de o sabie medievala. O fi incercat s-o vinda si cum n-a reusit s-a gindit sa atace, ca un haiduc, vreun boier bogat. Cum nu a gasit el un boier bogat asa repede si-o fi zis ca mai bine isi jefuieste gazda. Nici macar icoana „imprumutata” nu a facut minuni si l-au prins carabinierii. Acum, Vasilica asta o sa faca niste pirnaie in teritoriile macaronare si o sa devina „nevasta” cuiva in puscaria fratilor latini. Dar cel putin, o sa se lase de baut citiva ani.
Cazul urmator dovedeste clar ca ….marimea nu conteaza. A creierului conteaza insa eu ma refeream la „scula” romanasului. Adica cum ma Vasilica, si fututa si cu banii luati, sa mai vrea o data? Adevarat, in multe tari profesoarele nu au salarii mari, adica sint futute de minister, inca o data si inca o data. Dar sigur nu le place. 🙂 Auzi la el, convins, ma Vasilica, un pic de modestie, mai ales ca acum, la bulaul latin vei fi si tu violat chiar daca nu au ce sa fure de la tine. Si tu o sa mai vrei o data.
Bottom line: E o vorba, nu scuipa in fintina de la care bei apa. Il superi pe Dumnezeu chiar daca tu esti suparat pe el.
No promises, no demands
by ~InSUNNYty
silk silence
Noah’s Ark
by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
„And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every
sort shalt thou bring into the ark….and thou take
unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt
gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee,
and for them. Thus did Noah; according to all
that God commanded him, so did he.”
(Genesis 6:19-22 )
Friends, please prayerfully consider the evidence you will see on Noah’s Ark. It may not be important or necessary for you to learn of this discovery, but there are millions of people who need confirmation of biblical artifacts in order to strengthen their faith in God and the Bible. Satan is strongly attacking this and other discoveries in order to deceive men of God’s truth. All the false stories about finding Noah’s ark were created by Satan to „muddy the water,” and cause disbelief in the genuine.
The Real Noah’s Ark photgraphed!
Top Points to Consider:
– It is in the shape of a boat, with a pointed bow and rounded stern.
-Exact length as noted in biblical description, 300 Egyptian cubits. (Egyptian not Hebrew cubit would have been known to Moses who studied in Egypt then wrote Genesis.)
-It rests on a mountain in Eastern Turkey, matching the biblical account, „The ark rested . . . upon the mountains of Ararat” Genesis 8:4. (Ararat being the name of the ancient country Urartu which covered this region.)
-Contains petrified wood, as proven by lab analysis.
-Contains high-tech metal alloy fittings, as proven by separate lab analyses paid for by Ron Wyatt, then performed later by Kevin Fisher of this web site. Aluminum metal and titanium metal was found in the fittings which are MAN-MADE metals!
-Vertical rib timbers on its sides, comprising the skeletal superstructure of a boat. Regular patterns of horizontal and vertical deck support beams are also seen on the deck of the ark.
-Occupied ancient village at the ark site at 6,500 ft. elevation matching Flavius Josephus’ statement „Its remains are shown there by the inhabitants to this day.”
Vorbe din popor, violate :-)
O cacare buna, la vremea ei, e mai buna decit o tona de cercei.
( intrebati constipatele si or sa confirme)
Cine se scoala tirziu, la prinz, e odihnit, maninca bine, face ce vrea si e setos de viata, a ajuns deja departe.
Haina face pe om, omul face haina , sexul e peste tot in viata asta de cacat.
Cel mai important e sa fim sanatosi chiar daca cintarim de la 120 Kg in sus.
Au tiganii biserica? Au, dar au mai mult aur decit ea.
Onorata instanta, golanul asta nu are cei 7 ani de acasa. Din cauza ca a crescut pe strada de la 4 ani. Are numai 4 ani de acasa si aia petrecuti incercind sa nu ia bataie de la parintii beti.
Vorba dulce mult aduce, uneori chiar si diabet.
Nu va scoateti creierele la pensie. Dupa aia nu mai lucreaza. 🙂
Cine fura azi un ou e un bou, mai bine fura un Mercedes.
Batrinete haine grele, pina si pijamaua e greu de imbracat.
Spune-mi cu cine umbli si am sa-ti spun daca nu mai bine luati autobuzul.
Il vedeti pe porcul asta? El e oaia neagra a familiei.
Fa ce spune popa nu ce face popa. Gustul lui la femei e dubios.
no tomorrow
by ~InSUNNYty
Sic Transit
by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
Sic transit gloria mundi is a Latin phrase that means „Thus passes the glory of the world”. It is often interpreted as „Fame is fleeting.”
Traditionally, Papal coronations are thrice interrupted by a monk (some say barefoot) holding a pole to which is affixed a burning piece of flax. After it finishes burning, the monk announces, „Pater sancte, sic transit gloria mundi.” This is meant to remind the Pope that, despite the grandeur of the ceremony and the long history of the office, he is a mortal man.
I will always be with you
major scale
Take me to my illusions, I’m your dear friend and I’ll forgive. there are moments when I see angels and they come into my nights. And I’ll always be with you, Yes, I’ll always be with you.lead me to your conclusions, I am bored and I am scared there are moments when life is busy and I want to call again. Yes, I’ll always be with you, I will always be with you. show me your emotions I will love them and I’ll show you mine there is nothing nothing better our friendship will survive. and I’ll always be with you yes, I’ll always be with you
O descoperire senzationala a specialistilor romani
Din Libertatea de a fi sarac care maninca mai bine ca bogatii:
| Bogatii mananca mult mai toxic decat saracii |
 Conform unei noi teorii in nutritie, realizata de specialistii romani, marea majoritate a produselor alimentare ne otravesc. La aceasta ora, specia umana se hraneste cu o mancare definita drept ‘mincinoasa’, iar de capcanele painii noastre cea de toate zilele nu scapa nici o patura sociala. Spre exemplu, romanii au descoperit ca bogatii mananca mult mai prost decat saracii. |
Joe King: Nu degeaba romanii au inventat stiloul cu cerneala. Genialitatea lor continua si e mult mai intensa. Descoperirea asta fusese facuta de specialistii romani si pe vremea lui Ceausescu. Insa atunci se sublinia ca a minca, in general, otraveste viata. Daca nu ai ce minca esti fericit, ca oamenii grasi sint niste monstri. Cu cit esti mai slab esti mai sanatos. Statul la cozi, cite 8 ore pe zi e un bun exercitiu fizic care contribue la imbunatatirea metabolismului.
Si, ..a trecut comunismul. Azi, in Romania capitalista, nu se stie cum dracu’ capitalismul asta nu a vindecat Romania de saracie. Chiar daca o mare parte din saraci se duc la capsunarit si la construit alte tari, tot multi au ramas. Atunci, de ce sa nu actioneze „specialistii” romani si sa descopere ca saracia e sanatoasa? Ha??? Ce e mai genial ca asta? Nea Vasile draga, parizerul ala pe care il mesteci matale e mai sanatos ca brinza imputita pe care o maninca boierii la un vin care a costat o sticla cit salariul matale pe un an. Otravuri, asta maninca boierii, otravuri. Micii aia pe care ii mincam noi, facuti din microbi cu carne de trei feluri, aia sint sanatate curata. Piftia aia de porc, caltabosii si singeretele sint ca niste medicamente impotriva colesterolului. Nu ca boierii aia care maninca, auzi la ei, friptura de fazan in vin si la desert mascote si joffre din ciocolata amaruie, 70% cacao. Prostii de ei, de ce or avea atitia bani ca sa se sinucida cu tot felul de snitele vieneze?
Bottom line: Cu cit sintem mai saraci cu atit sintem mai sanatosi. Traiasca saracia !!!! 🙂
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MARE ATENTIE SA NU FITI
PACALITI :
Mare grija la magazinul METRO
din Bucuresti!
Escrocheria functioneaza in
urmatorul fel: 2 pustoaice bune
de 18 ani se apropie de masina in
timp ce bagi cumparaturile in
portbagaj, incep sa stearga
parbrizul de la masina cu o carpa,
in timp ce sanii le atarna afara
din tricouri.
E imposibil sa nu te uiti.
Cand le multumesti si le dai niste
bani, ele te roaga ca in loc de asta
sa le duci la un alt magazin
Metro.
Accepti si ele suie in spate.
Pe drum incep sa faca sex una cu
alta.
Dupa un timp una dintre ele trece
in fata si incepe sa iti faca s*x oral.
In acest timp cealalta iti fura
portofelul!
Va sfatuiesc sa fiti foarte atenti
deoarece mie mi s-a intamplat
lunea trecuta, miercuri, de doua
ori joi, vineri si din nou ieri, acum
ma duc din nou…
Through the Keyhole
by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
In the 1920s, pilots flying low over the desert on the mail run between Cairo and Baghdad noticed ‘mysterious walls’. The structures, which resembled giant keyholes, were easier to spot from the air than from the ground. At the time, they were thought to be ancient fortifications.
In the 1950s, when similar structures were spotted in central Asia on the Ustyurt Plateau between the Aral Sea and the Caspian Sea, Soviet newspapers suggested that the formations had been built by extraterrestrials. Now archaeologists from the University of Sydney and the University of Nukus in Uzbekistan have a more down-to-earth explanation. They are convinced that the structures were built thousands of years ago by nomadic tribes to trap herds of animals, especially gazelle, antelope and oryx.
The scale of the killing was great. According to Alison Betts of the University of Sydney, far more animals died than the nomadic peoples could possibly have needed for food and clothing. The carcasses must therefore have been used for other purposes. Betts and her colleagues believe that the animals snared in central Asia could have been used for trade along the Silk Route between China and Europe.
24 September 1994
New Scientist
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