Arhive lunare: iulie 2009

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The Man Trap

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How to trap a man, an effective solution to man infestation, unlike poisoning, you know how many men have been caught. The men don’t crawl off to die in agony. Dead men that have been poisoned are still a problem: as they decompose men can stink, other animals feed on the poisoned men, and this can kill or seriously harm predators such as foxes, birds of prey, dogs, cats and the like.

Choosing where to put your man trap is a major step. You’ll want to place the man trap where you believe the men will be, try to keep it out of direct sunlight (so the captured man / men don’t expire before you check the man trap, it’s a bit point less and dam right cruel to go to the expense of purchasing a humane live catch man trap just to let them suffer needlessly and then die! )
Place your man trap along skirting boards, inside kitchen units ( our multi catch man trap above is ideal for this), in corners ( where the wall meets the floor ) under and behind furniture are good man trap locations. Men dislike open areas and are drawn to the relative darkness near walls and other objects. You need places where other „inhabitants” ( cats, dogs etc. ) aren’t likely to set off the man traps, but also places that aren’t too hard for you to check on, and retrieve the man traps from. Try finding the holes from which the men are entering your rooms, and placing the man traps as close as possible. The spaces around the entry points of pipe work, or gaps between the skirting and the floor are favorite placesto put your man trap.

First, bait the man trap; this is not always necessary with the multi-catch man trap and not needed with the wind up run through man trap. You don’t need a great big piece, just a bit about the size of a sugar lump, or for those that can’t remember or haven’t seen one about a 1cm cube. You’re not providing a three course meal for them, just something that smells good, to attract them to the man trap. When placing the man traps, try not to touch things in the area any more than absolutely necessary, or to introduce anything that might carry your scent. You want to men to smell the bait, not you. And place the man traps so that the openings are as close to the wall as possible. Every morning and at least once per day check your man traps

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Nu cred ca n-ai fost in vis vreodata cu mine

Si atunci cand ai fost, nu te-ai gandit la iubire

Asculta acest cantec, care exprima o dorinta

Te rog nu mai visa, sunt aici – nu mai astepta

Dau o parte din viata mea pentru moment sa fii doar a mea

 

tinerete fara batranete

Manunchi in mana am s-adun, trei amintiri in umbra ascunse,

Trei amintiri cu gust neclar, de umbra trecerii patrunse,

Supuse simturi se topesc, iubiri si pierderi dau navala

Si rizeaza aur pur peste a inimii sfiala

Batrani, maturi, copii, batrani,

Maturi, copii sa trecem puntea,

Sa stapanim, sa inaltam

Valtoarea care arde puntea

Acesta-i mersul vietii

Deci asa e firea, in rotire

Copil-matur, batran-copil

Matur-batran, tanar la fire…

Acesta-i mersul vietii

Deci asa e firea, in rotire

Copil-matur, batran-copil…..

 

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Memories

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Jesus Jesus what’s it all about
trying to clout these little ingrates into shape
when i was their age all the lights went out
there was no time to whine and mope about
and even now part of me flies over
Dresden at angels one five
though they’ll never fathom it behind my
sarcasm desperate memories lie
sweetheart sweetheart are you fast asleep, good
that’s the only time that i can really speak to you
and there is something that I’ve locked away
a memory that is too painful
to withstand the light of day
when we came back from the war the banners and
flags hung on everyone’s door
we danced and we sang in the street and
the church bells rang
but burning in my heart
my memory smolders on
of the gunners dying words on the intercom
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A Wet Kiss

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A great kiss is an evolution of steps. From the first eye contact to the ending warm embrace, kissing is more than just two sets of lips touching, it is about the creation of a feeling.

To begin the perfect kiss, you will want to look into the eyes of the kissee and begin the decent toward the mouth. All the while, you will be focusing your energies and vision on their response. Are they engaged? Do they seem to be staring into your eyes as well? There will be an electrical current of sorts between two people who are anticipating the same kiss. Without this current, draw back before you lean in too far.

If the current is evident, move in just a little further. Be sure to gently wet your lips as you lean in. A slow protrusion of the tongue over the lips not only solves the dry lip problem, but builds an energy of love between two people. Just before reaching the point of no return, slow your lean to a crawling pace. Those last few inches should seem to take forever. All the while, the need and desire building between you both.

When you finally can not wait any longer, you can begin the kiss. But, so not go from lip to throat in 0.5 seconds. You want to lightly peck the lips first, small gentle kisses or brushes, if you will. During these small, yet very significant kisses, you will be waiting for the signal to move in further. That signal will either be your partner leaning into you or the classic closing of the eyes.

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Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa is ia sotia si soacra si le zice:
– Fiti atente sa va zic programul meu. Cind vin acasa vreau sa maninc, si vreau sa gasesc mincarea nici prea calda nici prea rece.
La care sotia: Ietete!
La care soacra: Ietete!
La care barbatul: Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce maninc vreau sa fac baie, si vreau sa gasesc apa nici prea calda nici prea rece in cada.
La care sotia: Ietete!
La care soacra: Ietete!
La care barbatul: Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce fac baie vreau sa imi citesc ziarul, si vreau sa stau in fotoliu si sa imi aduceti papucii de casa.
La care sotia: Ietete!
La care soacra: Ietete!
La care barbatul: Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce imi citesc ziarul vreau sa ma culc, pina la 12 noaptea ma culc cu sotia, dupa 12 noaptea ma culc cu soacra.
La care sotia: Ietete!
La care soacra: Nici un ietete, el este barbatul el comanda.

Vine ginerele acasa, isi scoate camasa, se intoarce cu spinarea la soacra-sa si-i spune:
– Scuipa!
– Ce ai, ti-e rau, cum pot sa scuip eu ginerele?!
– Am zis sa scuipi – scuipa!
– Dar de ce?
– Doctorul a spus ca reumatismul se trateaza cu unguent pe baza de venin de vipera!

Un tanar ajunge emotionat acasa si o anunta pe maica-sa ca e indragostit si ca se insoara dar ca sa fie prezentarile mai emotive aduce acasa trei fete foarte frumoase si ii zice maica-si sa ghiceasca care e aleasa inimii.
Dupa cateva minute la o cafeluta mama zice:
– Aleasa ta este fata asta din mijloc.
La care fiul surprins intreba: Cum de ai ghicit?
Mama raspunde: Pai de asta nu-mi place!

I: Cum s-a numit soacra lui Adam?
R: Adam nu a avut soacra. El traia in paradis.

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God and Eve

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Forbidden Fruit
Personally, I don’t see Eve’s choice to eat the „forbidden” fruit as a sin.

Grateful to Eve
In fact I, for one, am infinitely grateful to her for making the choice she did. It shows that she was the only one in the Garden who knew what was going on. Apparently, Adam was clueless.

Never Born
Suppose Eve had never eaten that fruit. Where would we all be today? Well, I say we wouldn’t be anywhere. In fact, we never could have been born.

Duality of the Universe
Just as in every other aspect of life, our universe runs on the principle of opposites — duality, as the philosophers call it. There can be no light without darkness, no up without down, no goodness without evil. And there can be no life without death (at least that’s true at the cellular level, where cells must die and be replaced by newer cells).

How can you grow older if there is no death and replenishment of your cells? And if you can’t grow older, how can you be born in the first place?

When Does Clock Stop Ticking?
At what age would you have the clock stop? At the fetal stage? At the newborn stage? At the diaper stage? That thought might have been enough to scare Eve into partaking of the fruit as fast as she could! It would have been enough to scare me, I know. And I’m not even a woman.

Perhaps you wouldn’t mind it if your cells continued to die until — oh, let’s say, when you reached an age of 20 or 30 — and then have them stay at that age for the rest of eternity.

You see the problem? Can eternity have a beginning or an end?

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oldies but goldies

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Its A Heartache

Bonnie Tyler

  G Em
1. It’s a  heartache, nothing but a  heartache,
  C Em-D
    hits you when it’s  too late, hits you when you’re  down.
  G Em
    It’s a  fool’s game, nothing but a  fool’s game,
  C Em-D
    standing in the  cold rain, feeling like a  clown.
  G Em
2. It’s a  heartache, nothing but a  heartache,
  C Em-D
    love him till your  arms break, then he let’s you  down.
 
  C D
    It ain’t  right with love to  share,
  G Em D
    when you  find he doesn’t  care, fo r you.
  C D
    It ain’t  wise to need some one,
  G Em D
    as much as  I depende d on,  you.
3. same as 1.
4. same as 2.
 
  G Em
5. It’s a  heartache, nothing but a  heartache,
  C Em-D
    love him till your  arms break, then he lets you  down.
  G – Em
    It’s a  fool’s game,          
  C Em-D
    standing in the  cold rain, feeling like a  clown.
  G – Em
    It’s a  heartache,        
  C Em-D
    love him till your  arms break, then he lets you  down.
  G
    It’s a  heartache.

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