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New Year and Minnie Louise Haskins December 31, 2010

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Beachcombing is about to settle down to frying some aubergines (as you do). He thought though that before this he would offer by way of New Year greetings to all his readers the sentence that ends this piece in bold.

Banal and even objectionable in their way these words by Minnie Louise Haskins were sanctified by history when George VI broadcast them in the first grim nativity of the war (1939), to millions of families within the Empire.

The words always move Beachcombing despite himself. He hopes that pantheists, Marxists, aetheists and Platonists can replace ‘God’ with the Universe/dialectical materialism/the One (delete as appropriate) and also find some satisfaction in the sentiments expressed.

And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, ‘Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown’. And he replied: ‘Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand Of God. That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way’. 

 Sincere good wishes to all except Beachcombing’s enemies for 2011!

Nota bene: given what Britain experienced in 1940 either the hand of God is hellishly elusive or the British preferred to hang around the gate waiting for a duracell-powered torch.

First Greek encounter with a parrot December 30, 2010

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In the ancient Mediterranean parrots were an exotic bird. They were rare, they were multicoloured and they could even repeat human words more convincingly than the native mimics: starlings, magpies and nightingales. Understandably, then, when they appeared, they were attention-grabbers. Indeed, in some periods of antiquity Beachcombing can barely read a source without tripping over one of the infernal rainbow-coloured squawkers.

So Ovid wrote some doggerel for a parrot, a Greek poet Eubulus described a bizarre feast that included parrot meat, Clement of Alexandria berated his congregation for keeping parrots (as well as peacocks and baboons..), one late Roman (Ammianus Marcellinus, Beachcombing’s memory may be at fault?) (Olympidorus of Thebes – thanks Ostrich!) had a pet parrot, nineteenth-century excavators found an Athenian tomb where a young boy was buried with a parrot (a beloved friend?), while poor Statius lost it describing a parrot’s death: the parrot, the glory and the pride of the fowls of the air, the radiant Ruler of the East, is dead, is dead. Whom neither the bird of Juno with jewelled plumage, nor the denizen of frozen Phasis, nor the Meleagrides, the prey of the Numidians in the rainy south, could surpass in beauty.

But what was the first western contact with this tropical bird? Well, the first recorded encounter almost certainly belongs to Beachcombing’s old friend Ctesias of Cnidus and dates to the late fifth century BC. Ctesias, it will be remembered, was working in Persia as a court doctor. It was in this role that he must have come across the bird and, lo, a Greek found himself staring at one of nature’s most extraordinary works, in this case likely imported into Iran from India.   

The parrot is about as large as a hawk, which has a human tongue and voice, a dark red beak, a black beard, and blue feathers up to the neck, which is red like cinnabar. It speaks Indian like a native, and if taught Greek, speaks Greek.

These words are not those – sadly – that Ctesias wrote for Ctesias’ works are, for the most part, lost. Instead, this is a summary made by the untrustworthy Photius (hiss, boo).

Still there is enough to allow some artful speculation as to just what kind of parrot Ctesias had come across. Twenty years ago Joan Bigwood suggested that Ctesias’ Greek had been mangled preferring a different colour scheme: ‘it is the size of a hawk and its face is dark red [purple]. It has a black beard and is blue as far as its neck [i.e. the back of the head is blue]. But on its shoulder it is red like cinnabar.’ On the basis of this she deduced that the bird in question was the male plum-headed parakeet (psittacula cyanocephala).

Beachcombing has no parrot expertise so he is going to take this on trust.

Ctesias’ final comments on the parrot’s verbal talents is more shock than science: of course, parrots cannot speak any language like a native. Six hundred years later Apuleius would be far more blasé. Talking, in his Florida, of the problem of parrots swearing he suggested that the solution was to cut their tongue out…

Beachcombing is always interested in bizarre parrot stories:drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

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7 March 2011: Judith aka Zenobia has just sent this fabulous picture of parrots drawing a chariot over – or are they partridges?  Thanks Judith! (4 April 2011 Judith has no patience with the partridge theory – she writes back pointing to the ‘red beaks and red-flecked, blue/black lined wings’ She may be right…)

Martin Luther and the Fire from Heaven December 29, 2010

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Beachcombing has looked before at hinge moments – moments where a simple incident changes history; moments which, had they not happened, would have resulted in a quite different world. Beachcombing thought that, in this spirit, he would today visit Mansfeld, Germany 2 July, 1502 where a young student, Martin Luther, is out walking.

Luther’s great fortune or misfortune – depending on your point of view – was that he found himself strolling in a lightning storm and was hurled to the floor by a blast from the sky. The just conscious Luther managed to mumble an oath as he fell: ‘Help, St Anne, I will become a monk!’; that is, if St Anne’s intercession saw him survive then Luther would enter a monastery.

The rest, as they say, is history and fifteen days later our Martin was knocking on the door of the Augustinian Hermits in Erfurt.

Luther became a monk by chance. Without this meteorological stroke it is difficult to imagine a student of law taking a professional interest in faith – beyond that needed for his own salvation. Indeed, if the lightning strike had not come Luther would be today remembered, if he were remembered at all, as a moderately successful sixteenth-century German lawyer.

Instead, he became a bad monk and, as a result, an enemy of the Catholic Church.

Two factors made Luther a bad monk.

First, Luther’s introspection led him to visions and depression as the lightning survivor was constantly brought up against the limits of his own personality and the human condition more generally.

Second, the monastic structure, recognising Luther’s dangerous introspection made the mistake of directing his energy into theology. Papists must still be kicking themselves that Luther was not put to work in the garden. It was as a theologian that Luther would create a world view that would threaten all monasteries.

By 1517 his revolution was unleashed on a world hungry for change and the Reformation had begun – though it was not originally recognised as such. The religious wars in France, the abbot of Glastonbury hung on his own Tor, the sack of Rome and, worst of all, baroque architecture… All would follow from Luther’s close brush with lightning.

Of course, if it had not been Luther it might have been someone else: a Savonarola or a Zwingli or a Huss. But Luther combined in his person several factors that allowed him a success not granted to others. Luther, after all, kept his mercantile respectability and avoided any hint of millenarianism or socialism in his doctrine, making it easier for the aristocracy and rising middle classes to support him. Luther also had the good fortune to be living far from Rome and yet in a part of the world, the Holy Roman Empire, where fissile and divided authority allowed his ‘heresy’ to spread by degrees. Yet, he did not find himself – Zwingli and Calvin’s misfortune – trapped in the Alpine ghetto. Swiss reformation anyone?

Beachcombing has been wondering a lot about lightning in the last few days. Any other cases of lightning intervening in history? drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

 

Tenth-century Arabs in Mozambique December 28, 2010

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The extraordinary reach of Islamic traders in the Middle Ages is well known. With their heartlands at the juncture of Euro-Asia and Africa – rather than stuckout on a periphery like Christian Europe – they managed to send their boats to every point of the compass. So medieval Arab traders set up bases in Canton on the Chinese coast, they made their way into Indonesia, they passed down to Nigeria in the west of Africa and past Somalia in the east. Beachcombing has always been fascinated by these journeys to the edge of the known world and recently ran across a reference that may represent one of the southern extremes of Islamic adventuring.

We know from various sources that the Arabs visited a land that they called Waqwaq on the eastern coast of Africa. The problem is that no one is quite sure where Waqwaq was – to make matters still more confusing there was also an Asian Waqwaq (another day, another post).

Southern Madagascar is often suggested, which would, of course, have taken the markab almost as far as the Cape.

A more certain reference to southern galivanting comes in Buzurg and relates to a voyage that brought Arab merchants to Sufalah, modern Mozambique, in 923.

A seaman called Isma‘ilawayh left ‘Uman [Oman] for Qanbalu [northern Madagascar] in that year, but a tempest drove his ship on to Sufalah. This aroused fear in him and his crew, for the natives were cannibals. They were taken ashore, however, and made to stay and trade for several months. Finally they were allowed to return to their ship, and the king of those parts with seven companions accompanied them on a boat and went aboard.

What follows is Isma‘ilawayh’s own description and gives a fair idea of the terrifying acumen of merchants, Islamic or otherwise: ‘When they were on the ship, I said to myself, ‘This king would be worth thirty dinars in ‘Uman in the market-place, and the seven [companions] 160 dinars and they have clothes worth 20 dinars; so that they would bring us at least 3000 dirhams, without any risk attached.’ I cried then to the sailors, and they raised the sails and lifted the anchors.’

The king, who tried and failed to escape, found himself a prisoner and was later sold in the slave markets of Oman. Curiously, he was then brought back to his kingdom, that he proceeded to convert to Islam.

From Mozambique to the Middle East and back again carrying monotheism on your shoulders on the return voyage: not bad for the tenth century!

Beachcombing is interested in any other references to far-sailing Arabs in the Middle Ages: drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

Droit de foreigner December 27, 2010

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Beachcombing has had the pleasure of spending some time in the company of the sixteenth-century European traveller Varthema (obit 1517) previously – in connexion with a unicorn at Mecca. And today, he is going to return to the side of the eastward-bound one, now in Tarnassari (Tenasserim) India.

The king of the said city does not cause his wife’s virginity to be taken by the Brahmins as the king of Calcutta does, but he causes her to be deflowered by white men, whether Christians or Moors, provided they be not Pagans. These Pagans also, before they conduct their wives to their house, find a white man, of whatever country he may be, and take him to their house for this particular purpose, to make him deflower their wife.

When Beachcombing read this he presumed that Varthema had misunderstood a local custom. Yet the passage continues…

And this happened to us when we arrived in the said city. We met by chance three or four merchants, who began to speak to my companion thus:

Langalli ni pardesi’, that is, ‘Friend, are you strangers?’

He answered: ‘Yes’.

Said the merchants: ‘Ethera nali ni banno’, that is, ‘How many days have you been in this country?’

We replied: ‘Mun nal gnad banno’, that is, ‘It is four days since we arrived’.

Another one of the said merchants said: ‘Biti banno gnan pigamanathon ondo’, that is, ‘Come to my house, for we are great friends of strangers’.

And we, hearing this, went with him. When we had arrived at his house, he gave us a meal, and then he said to us: ‘My friends, Patanci nale banno gnan penna periti in penna orangono panna panni cortu’, that is, ‘Fifteen days hence I wish to bring home my wife, and one of you shall sleep with her the first night, and shall deflower her for me’.

We remained quite ashamed at hearing such a thing. Then our interpreter said: ‘Do not be ashamed, for this is the custom of the country.’ Then my companion hearing this said: ‘Let them not do us any other mischief, for we will satisfy you in this.’

But we thought that they were mocking us. The merchant saw that we remained undecided, and said: ‘O langal limaranconia ille ocha manezar irichenu,’ that is, ‘Do not be dispirited, for all in this country follows this custom’.

Finding at last that such was the custom in all this country, as one who was in our company affirmed to us, and said that we need have no fear, my companion said to the merchant that he was content to go through this fatigue.

The merchant then said : ‘I wish you to remain in my house, and that you, your companions and goods, be lodged here with me until I bring the lady home.’

Finally, after refusing, we were obliged to yield to his caresses, and all of us, five in number, together with all our things, were lodged in his house. Fifteen days from that time this merchant brought home his wife, and my companion slept with her the first night. She was a young girl of fifteen years, and he did for the merchant all that he had asked of him. But after the first night, it would have been at the peril of his life if he had returned again, although truly the lady would have desired that the first night had lasted a month.

Beachcombing particularly enjoyed this self congratulation. The story, in any case, ended well.

The merchants, having received such a service from some of us, would gladly have retained us four or five months at their own expense, for all kinds of wares cost very little money, and also because they are most liberal and very agreeable men.

The point of the ceremony was perhaps that the girl be already experienced when she arrive in her husbands bed or even squeamishness about blood? But in that case why were foreigners favoured? Possibly because they stood outside all local client networks. Or possibly so any ‘white’ children could be identified and disposed of or at least treated accordingly in the household – note the stress on ‘white’ race.

Beachcombing has found no parallel to this custom anywhere save in Pinkerton. Relating to Aracan (a neighbouring state): ‘Virginity is not an esteemed virtue with them. Husbands prefer running the risk of fathering the children of others, rather than marry a novice. It is generally Dutch sailors, who are liberally paid for this infamous prostitution.’

Beachcombing would love to hear of any other strange marriage customs of this kind involving foreign visitors or any Dutch references? drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

Fire from the heavens in early medieval Ireland December 26, 2010

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Beachcombing has been cursing his internet provider today that has managed, with characteristic incompetence, to deprive the Beachcombings of their connection to the world wide web – no joke when you live in a rural idyll and make most of your phone-calls by skype.

In any case, Beachcombing will do his best to smuggle this out on a pen-drive to tell the world about the Tallaght Movement (aka the Culdees), an early medieval Irish Christian group famous for its learning, its uncompromising spiritual life and its unusual relationship with lightning.

Any kind of human relations with lightning – other than sensible fear – might at first sound strange. But lightning has always had a special role in the Christian tradition. Seen as one of the instruments of God’s wrath, it was known to the Church Fathers (via the classical tradition) as ‘fire from the heavens’.

St Michael, the Archangel of war, was said to use it. And, across the medieval world, though especially among Celtic-speaking peoples, special shrines were built to Michael with lightning in mind.

Churches or hermitages were dedicated to the Archangel high on cliff-sites or coastal islands with a simple logic. It was there that lightning was most likely to strike and it was there that the hermit could come closest to God’s divine anger.

In Ireland the most famous ‘elemental shrines’ are the Skelligs off the coast of Cork. Whereas in the lands of the British Celts St. Michael’s Mount in Cornwall and Mont St Michel in Brittany also attracted the faithful.

Beachcombing once had a close encounter with lightning – a terrifying experience – and is bewildered to think of medieval Christians repeating the Lord’s Prayer, say, as they felt that characteristic buzz form in the air around them.

Scholars know that the Tallaght Movement was interested in lightning because in their writing Tallaght authors refer regularly to ‘fire from the heavens’. And the daily life of monks in the Movement included constant prayers to the archangel Michael. Michael and lightning – nature, at its most terrifying – proved useful symbols for the Movement’s muscular version of Christianity.

Their religious life was extremely strict. They constantly criticised the ancient monasteries of Ireland – Armagh, Clonmacnoise and others – that they believed to be corrupt. While those Irish men and women who did not meet the Movement’s high standards – the vast majority – were dismissed as ‘sons of death’.

This aggressiveness matched with an interest in lightning may explain one of the most mysterious sentences ever written in Irish. On 20 November 772 AD a special meeting was held. In the words of the Annals of Ulster ‘the Assembly of the Hand-clapping [took place], at which occurred lightning and thunder like the day of judgement. The hand-clapping on St Michael’s Day which called forth fire from the heavens’.

The Assembly of the ‘Hand-clapping’ has long puzzled Beachcombing: what can it possibly mean?

Well, hand-clapping usually signifies lamentation in medieval Ireland.

As to the fire from heaven, there is no definite proof that the Assembly was connected to the lightning-mad Tallaght Movement. But the evidence is suggestive.

First, the council was held on the feast of St Michael, a favourite day of the Movement.

Second, the members of the council were full of woe. Again this corresponds with the Tallaght Movement that continually criticised a sinful mankind.

Third, in this period, the Movement was involved with another council that is recorded in the Irish Annals – so an assembly would be in character.

Then, fourth and finally, there is the ‘fire from the heavens’ that interested the Movement.

If a council had come together to bemoan Ireland’s spiritual condition, then it is quite likely that lightning, the instrument of St Michael’s wrath, on St Michael’s feast, would have been taken as a sign of divine approval. There is even the intriguing possibility that the hand-clappers prayed for and got lightning – according to the Annals of Ulster those who attended ‘called forth’ the fire. Or was this a later gloss?

Beachcombing would be interested in any other attempts – Christian or otherwise – to harness lightning in the Middle Ages: drbeachcombingATyahooDOTcom

The Catalan Caganer December 25, 2010

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ImageA fascinating book needs to be written – Beachcombing might possibly publish it: drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com – on nativity scenes around the world. After all, you can sketch out a geography of Western culture with the way that different regions set out their Xmas scenes.

From the life-sized North American nativities, to the wooden austerity of Scandinavia Bethlehems, to the ostentation of Sicilian stables, to the defecating figures in a Catalan…

To the what?!

The caganer of Catalonia came onto Beachcombing’s radar a couple of years ago and he’s not been able to drive them out of his airspace since. Hopefully this post will help to dispel them – and no, before anyone writes in and asks, Beachcombing is not interested in an example for his own belén.

The caganer is a squatting figure placed in the large Catalan nativity scenes, involved in what Beachcombing can only describe as ‘toilet’. Prude that Beachcombing is he has only shown a frontal shot above – but the rear views leave nothing to the imagination.

The caganer today has become – perhaps it always was – a child’s game. Catalan tots are placed in front of the huge hundred-piece cathedral nativities and challenged to find the caganer, literally ‘the shitter’. Beachcombing has been brushing up his own Catalan at the Friends of Caganer site – make sure you have your computer speakers turned on very loud when you visit.

The Friends claim that the tradition goes back to the eighteenth century and that it was born in the shadow of the baroque.

Well, who knows? At least no one is claiming that it is a Roman custom or something from Basque pagan temples. Yet…

Beachcombing was also gratified to see that some modern world leaders have been portrayed as caganer

As to the ‘meaning’of the caganer there is a lot of ‘fertility’ talk – not a very baroque sentiment – that Beachcombing finds suspect. Instead, some lines of Auden came to his mind – the everydayness of what Christians hold to be the miracle of the nativity.

About suffering they were never wrong,

The Old Masters; how well, they understood

Its human position; how it takes place

While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along;

How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting

For the miraculous birth, there always must be

Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating

On a pond at the edge of the wood

Beachcombing clearly has his reserves about the caganer. Still in these days of the evil Santa Claus, when regional traditions are being eaten alive by the horrid hallucinating bearded one – befana, three kings, babushka… – such anomalies deserve support. Happy Xmas, then, caganer of the world!

Aulus Gellius and antique Forteana December 24, 2010

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Mrs B is incapacitated in the hospital, tiny little Miss B is learning to drink milk and the trusty family au pair is down and out with flu. Beachcombing, thus, has a terrifying day ahead of him alone with Little Miss B who has already made it clear that she objects to her little sister’s presence in the world. He better get cracking then before she wakes up…

Beachcombing is a big fan of Aulus Gellius’s Attic Nights, in part because the second-century author takes the reader on a curious meander through life in an Empire that was already going brown around its fluvial edges.

One passage that particularly caught Beachcombing’s imagination when he first read Aulus was the following (9,4):  

When I [Aulus Gellius] was returning from Greece to Italy and had come to Brundisium, after disembarking I was strolling about in that famous port, which Quintus Ennius called praepes, or ‘propitious’, using an epithet that is somewhat far-fetched, but altogether apt. There I saw some bundles of books exposed for sale, and I at once eagerly hurried to them. Now, all those books were in Greek, filled with marvellous tales, things unheard of, incredible; but the writers were ancient and of no mean authority: Aristeas of Proconnesus, Isigonus of Nicaea, Ctesias and Onesicritus, Philostephanus and Hegesias. The volumes themselves, however, were filthy from long neglect, in bad condition and unsightly. Nevertheless, I drew near and asked their price; then, attracted by their extraordinary and unexpected cheapness, I bought a large number of them for a small sum, and ran through all of them hastily in the course of the next two nights. As I read, I culled from them, and noted down, some things that were remarkable and for the most part unmentioned by our native writers…

Aulus had essentially stumbled upon some antique Forteana (on an example from Ctesias see a previous Beachcombing post), Forteana that was not particularly popular by the second century if the price Aulus bought them for is anything to go by.

Anyway, to the meat.

Those books, then, contained matter of the following sort: that the most remote of the Scythians, who pass their life in the far north, eat human flesh and subsist on the nourishment of that food… Also that there are men in the same latitude having one eye in the middle of the forehead and called Arimaspi, who are of the appearance that the poets give the Cyclops. That there are also in the same region other men, of marvellous swiftness, whose feet are turned backwards and do not point forward, as in the rest of mankind. Further, that it was handed down by tradition that in a distant land called Albania men are born whose hair turns white in childhood and who see better by night than in the daytime. That it was also a matter of assured belief that the Sauromatae, who dwell far away beyond the river Borysthenes, take food only every other day and fast on the intervening day. In those same books I ran upon this statement too, which I later read also in the seventh book of the Natural History of Pliny the Elder, that in the land of Africa there are families of persons who work spells by voice and tongue; for if they should chance to have bestowed extravagant praise upon beautiful trees, plentiful crops, charming children, fine horses, flocks that are well fed and in good condition, suddenly, for no other cause than this, all these would die. That with the eyes too a deadly spell is cast, is written in those same books, and it is said that there are persons among the Illyrians who by their gaze kill those at whom they have looked for some time in anger; and that those persons themselves, both men and women, who possess this power of harmful gaze, have two pupils in each eye. Also that in the mountains of the land of India there are men who have the heads of dogs, and bark, [see Beachcombing’s post on this] and that they feed upon birds and wild animals which they have taken in the chase. That in the remotest lands of the east too there are other marvellous men called monocoli, or ‘one-legged’, who run by hopping with their single leg and are of a most lively swiftness. And that there are also some others who are without necks and have eyes in their shoulders. But all bounds of wonder are passed by the statement of those same writers, that there is a tribe in farthest India with bodies that are rough and covered with feathers like birds, who eat no food but live by inhaling the perfume of flowers. And that not far from these people is the land of Pygmies, the tallest of whom are not more than two feet and a quarter in height.

Aulus then has a strong reaction: one that Beachcombing associates with reading Erik von D as a teenager.

These and many other stories of the kind I read; but when writing them down, I was seized with disgust for such worthless writings, which contribute nothing to the enrichment or profit of life!

As a bizarrist Beachcombing feels he shouldn’t let Aulus G. get away with this. But it is striking how many of these references are utter bilge. Beachcombing – just for the sheer bloody hell of it – has put in bold in the passage above stories that were true (i.e. they reflect something a Roman traveller in the place in question might have perceived to be true). Any other additions do please let Beachcombing know: drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

As Beachcombing has noted on many other occasions homo sapiens was born to take aspirin and to lie.

Image: Omagh ground zero December 23, 2010

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Beachcombing has had to miss writing a serious post today because of the arrival of his second-born at the local hospital. He thought that, in lieu of that ‘serious post’, he would offer instead this extraordinary photo from Omagh in Northern Ireland 1997 – a celebration of what it means to eat, breathe and read good books. The photo was taken seconds before a Republican bomb, stashed in the trunk of the red car, went off killing twenty nine including many of those pictured. The camera was later retrieved from the rubble.

Tomorrow back to bizarre history…

Review: Moa Sightings December 22, 2010

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When Beachcombing was just a wee sprog, he used to read books and be transported to other  worlds. Those were the times when three hundred pages written by John Buchan, Evelyn Waugh or Enid Blyton could set off fire balls in his head. But then Beachcombing lost his innocence – schooling and Cambridge to blame – and the thrill of reading disappeared, like Wordsworth’s vanishing sense of wonder at nature.

Certainly, it is only very rarely that Beachcombing now reads a book that brings him back to the ten-year-old biting his lip, curled up under the duvet: one that connects the intellect with the emotions and then drills into his subconscious.  And most recent example, after a couple of quiet years in reading terms, has been Bruce Spittle’s Moa Sightings.

Now the Moa for the unlucky ones who don’t know is the giant flightless bird that used to dwell in New Zealand – Beachcombing recently wrote a post on an alleged nineteenth-century sighting. The debate about the Moa is not whether or not it existed. It did – there is no question. Its bones can be found through much of New Zealand. But rather when the Moa died out.

Scholarly opinion is constantly evolving here, but most would pick a date about 1400 AD for the last Moa death. Others suggest that in some hidden corners of the island the bird survived until 1800 and the first European settlements. Then there is too a tiny minority that believe that even today, down some darkened creeks…

Bruce Spittle has clearly, and in the nicest possible way, lost his head over the question. His work is an epic publishing endeavour. Three exquisitely-produced volumes with the most luscious colour illustrations and stitched spines.

Damn it, Beachcombing’s hands began perspiring as soon as he saw them unpacked on his study desk!

In the three volumes, the author has gathered one hundred and fifty sightings from modern times, 1500 (!) to 1993 (!!). He has then brought every possible source to bear on these individual sightings to assess whether or not they can be trusted.

Each chapter or sighting follows the same rigid structure: ‘introduction’, ‘claim’ and ‘discussion’ with maps and, when relevant, photographs. If the subject was less inherently interesting then this structure would be deadening. But, instead, the combination of Moas, proud Maori and colonial sorts is adventuring crack for the sensation-greedy armchair traveller.

So how do we explain all the various sightings of the Moa, particularly, in the last two hundred years given that these birds were supposed to have disappeared long before Columbus sailed the ocean blue?

Beachcombing is now half way through the three volumes and – with the exception of a handful of cases where jokes and dishonesty were perhaps at play – would formulate three explanations: (i) Survival, (ii) Maori identity and (iii) Colonial angst.

(i) ‘Survival’: the bird actually made it through the Maori settlement of New Zealand and, indeed, squawked for several centuries more. This is the one that Beachcombing wants to believe, but that he can’t quite bring himself to sign up to – particularly not the idea that the Moa still lives today.

Dry-as-dust cowardice?

Perhaps.

(ii) ‘Maori identity’: the Moa was appropriated by nineteenth-century Maoris as a symbol of their undoing at the hands of European arriviste. The Moa symbolised New Zealand and the Maori certainly came across its skeleton. It became a matter of pride for different groups to recall the last Moa hunt and, as is typical of oral (and not a few literate) societies, this last Moa hunt was constantly updated to ‘grandfather’s time’ to keep it in touch with the present. These Moa hunts were possibly distorted echoes of real but distant events.

(iii) Colonial angst: the Moa haunted the nineteenth-century Europeans in the islands. The Moa too for them was the symbol of New Zealand, but of a land that they had not yet appropriated. Moa encounters then were an occasional imagined occurrence out in the most obscure corners of the New Zealand wilderness where this angst was naturally heightened. Such imagined encounters might be compared to the modern sightings of ‘Alien Big Cats’ in the UK where members of the public report seeing escaped circus animals (tigers, jaguars etc) in the not so wild British wilds: circus animals these that are never reported missing and circus animals that are seen with such frequency that they are difficult to explain in physical terms.

What Beachcombing finds fascinating about the Moa is that (ii) and particularly (iii) are, in many ways, more remarkable than (i).

Forget though for a moment explanations: the joy of this book is the joy of moving through the New Zealand badlands c. 1850 and hearing some rustling in the undergrowth. It is very rarely that Beachcombing dreams about a book and the fact that, as he is writing this, he can actually smell the pages  – the book is sitting on a shelf three floors above him – says something about its staying power and the pleasing havoc that it has worked on Beachcombing’s brain.

As with many of the best modern works Moa Sightings is not available on Amazon. A copy can be tracked down, however, at www.renaissancebooks.co.nz/

Beachcombing is always on the look out for high-quality cryptozoology books (there are virtually none of this calibre with the honourable exception of some by Karl Shuker): drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com

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31 Jan 2011: CS writes in to note that, by coincidence, John Dutton who wrote the preface to Bruce’s book – a fine preface, btw – died the week of Beach’s post. The biggest coincidence that Beachcombing has had since starting this blog was posting a bio of Amedeo Guillet on the very day he died… Thanks CS!

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