FYI: I am not fluent in English, I’m trying to be at least. Sorry for the potentials mistakes. Feel free to correct me in the comment section.

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« – Arthur my men ! You got the goods haven’t you ?

• Have a guess Shepard.
• You’ve god that ironic smirk, the same that you have when you have a good hand !
• Jesus Shep’ ! You should’ve become a shrink.
• Yeah, I was studying for becoming one before coming in this hellhole.
• Speakin’ of hellhole, move your ass, give some space would ya !
• Fine ! So, who’s rolling it ?
• You fucker, you’re not waisting a single minute ! Man you have no idea how hard it is to find some good kush aroun’ here !
• Jeeeesssssus ! Give me the goods would ya’ !
• How polite my good sire ! Here you go now, do it quick and perfect, like my girl used to describe my performances in bed !
• Ah ! You dumbass ! I have a gal’ back home too !
• Yeah I know Dude but let’s talk ´bout this bitch after a good smoke.
• She’s cheatin’ on me brother !
• I bet ! Now come on, roll it up and we’ll talk ‘bout it all right ?
• Yeah… but high or na i’ll still be mad y’know.
• High with some music ?
• What ?
• You heard me you fuck !
• Did you fixe that fucking radio ?
• Yes sir !
• Man ! You are a women behind all that soldier gear of yours !
• Ah ! Wait what, come again ?
• Y’Know, women are good at multitaskin’. And look at you, find weed in this hell and spend is spare time fixing a radio !
• Buddy, you hittin’ on me or what ? Ah !
• Ah ! If I had a… y’now instead of a huge dick, I would gladly let you hit !
• What the fuck are you on !
• Nothing !
• That’s what I mean Shep’ ! Your acting high before even smoking !
• That’s my brain brotha’ !
• You ain’t got one ! Ah !
• Fuck you dude !
• Oh come one. Let me put some music.
• Yeah ! Do something usefull for once in your life Arthur !
• I’m serving my country !
• But you where obligated to do it !
• Still, am taking the good side of it !
• See that ! Killin’ vietnamese for good ol’ ‘mericcaaa !
• « Please show me the way to the next Whiksy bar ! »
• « Ah don’t ask why ! »
• « Ah don’t ask why ! »
• Fucking yes man ! Getting high with a good pal et The Doors !
• Your wanna light it up ?
• Nah ! You got the privilege !
• Merci monsieur !
• Ah ! French !
• Oui oui ! Pffffff ! My joint monsieur, big like baguette oui oui han han !
• Give me give me monsieur !
• Oui oui !
• Pfff. The grass… always greener… well more green after i smoke.
• If it become blue well it’s probably LSD then. So good thing it’s green. Very green !
• When the last time you tripped on acid ?
• Like… pfff… 2 month ago ?
• Where ? Pffff
• Hanoï !
• Dude ! Dangerous to trip there !
• Why ? Pfff
• The fifth column !
• Hemingway’s short story ? What are you on about !
• Pffff. I’m on weed you fuck !
• Cunt !
• Let’s not go british, French was enough !
• What did ya mean with… pfffff. The fifth column ?
• Well you know… the north-vietnamese that spy and pray on the dumb American who come to Hanoï for a good time !
• Oh ! That’s what’s a fifth column his ! Pffffff.
• So tell me ? You got high and ?
• Well I’ve confused The Rolling Stones and Hendrix.
• How can this be possible !
• Acid !
• Yeah I’ve got that but how ?
• I don’t know, was at that bar, and the music was… I saw that the music notes had colors !
• That’s dope.
• Really is !
• Man, I have enough of all this shit… Miss home y’know.
• How many did you smoked ?
• Wha’?
• Communists.
• Oh… I don’t know… everytime the captain tell me to shoot, I shoot. At branches, leaves, trees, grass…
• Yeah same.
• It’s like we’ve come here to do landscaping !
• Ah ! Yeah that’s it ! Never saw a single north-vietnamese diying by my hand !
• Brother ! The napalm is not to kill but to help us do our duty, landscaping !
• Ah ! You shit !
• Arthur ! Shepard ! Where the fuck are you !
• Pfff. Quick, throw the joint !
• Fuck no, I’m keeping what’s left of it !
• Well quick Shep’ for goodness sake !
• Shepard ! Arthur ! For Christ sake come on let’s go we’re mooving !
• Here Captain, on our way !
• Why are you two always together ? Do you folks have some secrets ?
• No !
• No sir !
• Pretty sure they fuckin’ captain.
• Marshall, shut the hell up would you ! Wait… what the fuck am I hearing ?
• Radio captain. I fixed it.
• Well bravo ! Next time put the volume higher so the ennemy can have a listen !
• Sorry captain !
• Let’s moove ! Forward !
• Here we go Shepard, landscaping for good ol’ Uncle Sam !
• So proud, here we go, doing our duties ! Earning a living ! For the free world ! »

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