Slope

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When gifted with new wheels
self-propelled - it's best go slow
for you never really know for sure
what's waiting down below

Wheelchairs are fantastic
for getting one around
but slopes and any gradient
out there that I have found
Do not mix well. Momentum
tends to carry one away
and it's best to not find out
the outcome of that one foray

But it almost did when parking
when I thought I'd have a go
and suddenly was whizzing
down a slope and far from slow
Caught it with the handbrake
thank goodness; won't do that
again in any hurry
Learnt my lesson. That's a fact

©Jemverse

New Loo

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Decided to resite our downstairs loo
but the placement may be wrong
This may be a little public
and I'm concerned about the pong
Access may too be restricted
but let's see how things pan out
Cos we can always put it back
If the placement is in doubt

©Jemverse

Mohican

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Mohican equipped I am ready to face
once more again now the old human race
Have had it in mind for a very long time
but finally now I have one that's mine
And no the grey hair won't often be here
colours instead to bring lots of cheer
Yes I'm in my sixties and have cancer to boot
but none of that stops me from having a hoot
Cock-a-hoop to the world, this is the new me
Flipping the finger with a loud tee tee hee


©Jemverse

The Christening

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A new book so a new poem
as it is the thing to do
with virgin pages waiting
for some words quite fresh and new

So here are several lines
of rhyming verse to fit
the nuance of that simple plea
with nonchalance and wit

And as this book is likely
to last perhaps a year
expect to see more poems
like this in this space appear

©Jemverse

Photo – Jempics

Morning?

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It's been said that the darkness
with the moon in the sky
speaks of the night time
though morning is nigh
Not that you'd know for
there's no light in sight
not even an inkling
in the blackness of night
Yet what is that glow
in the east very feint?
Yes, that is the the day
though at present it ain't!

©Jemverse

Photo – Jempics

Red Leicester mine

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This Red Leicester cheese
is completely divine
but this is not yours
for it's wholly mine

But if you're near Co-Op
go get some today
'cos your mouth will thank me
in every which way

©Jemverse

Photo – Sally Croucher

Mouse repatriation

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We'd heard scampering for several days
and the evidence was there
crumbs in all the cupboards as 
our food they'd come to share
But really they weren't welcome
so we brought some humane traps
and tempting them with biscuits
we caught the little chaps
Then one by one I introduced them
to the garden there to learn
the repatriation one way trip
and never to return

©Jemverse

Photo – Jempics

Twosday

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It's 'twos day' here a play on words
but rightful when you think
of all the 'twos' that on this day
pass by in just a blink
Twenty-second of the second
month in twenty-two
and falling on a Tuesday
so it seemed the thing to do

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Image – AppleCalendar

Repurposed Llama

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Repurposed my lighty-up llama

as his battery gave up the ghost

and as he needed to have a purpose in life

I made him a spider plant host

So now he stands proud in the garden

but instead of glowing at night

instead he will proudly grow spiders

and look his best in the light

©Jemverse

Photo – Jempics

A visit to the dark side

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We ventured to the dark side

it’s been well past a year

but with face-masks and some caution

we felt the coast was clear

We’d forgotten quite how big it was

miles of shiny treasures

but then these massive superstores

don’t do things by half measures

We spent much more than usual

but it was a pleasure to peruse

exploring all the aisles

for the things we need and use

And when we’d finally finished

our legs felt numb and sore

from all the miles of walking

we did when in the store

But a venture to the dark side

is worth it every time

and as we come out of lockdown

it is, we feel the time

Having said that, it is likely

that another year will slide

before we venture back again

to sample the dark side

Local traders win the day

and closer by behest

we’d far prefer to shop by them

for local interest

©Jemverse

Photo – Tesco’s, Holmbush, Shoreham (the ‘dark side’) – Alamy.com

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