I started the year with my annual visit to Brisbane for poetry workshops with the Year 7 students at St John’s Anglican College. This is the fourth year I’ve presented, so it really feels like I’m coming back home, recognising so many faces around the school.

Then I had two non-consecutive days closer to my childhood home, at Binjour State School, hunting the Binjour Bear. Or rather, helping kids hunt for the stories that they’ll tell about the Binjour Bear. These two days were drawing from one of my favourite classroom activities (something I began in my first year of teaching!) – writing a collaborative story, and illustrating it with multimedia collage. Here we are with some of their writing and artwork, on the hunt for the bear.

In between the Binjour school visits I attended a crafty morning with local ladies – where I did an impromptu reading of ‘The Bird in the Herd’, assisted by the bird marionette puppet that I had made a number of years ago. (I thought a group of crafty ladies would enjoy that, especially since I didn’t have any craft projects with me to work on.) While the ladies were then busily ‘crafting’, I then wrote this poem … Which went over about as well as their delicious morning tea!

This week an instagram post by Fiona Smyth reminded me of a childhood memory, that became one of my earlier bush poems.
My dad (a farm boy born and bred) served on the board of KR Darling Downs for a number of years. It was perfect, because they met monthly in Toowoomba – where I was studying for my teaching degree.👩🎓 (A looong time ago – that feels like yesterday!🥹) On one occasion when my mum and (younger!) sister accompanied him, we all met up for breakfast. And it goes like this…
The Bushy’s Breakfast
The bushy was in from the country
to meet with the company board.
Five-Star the luxurious motel,
and room with a view he scored.
Now breakfast was served in the rest’rant,
‘Continental – please help yourself, Sir.’
Then assigning the fam’ly a table,
the maître d’ left them confer.
Quite chuffed, the man faced his companions.
He’d dined out before once or twice.
‘Come help yourselves, girls, at the servery…
Those pastry things sure do look nice!’
With tongs, he chose one for his own plate –
though fumbling and juggling in strife.
Then, eager to share his experience,
served one to his daughters and wife.
When seated, in some expectation,
they eagerly sampled their bread…
Expecting sweet, fluffy confection,
bit pungent, dry cardboard instead!
The bushy was brought up with manners,
so knew what he then had to do.
He swallowed that foul flavoured mouthful –
and bit off a new chunk to chew!
His elder, too, swallowed her portion,
renouncing the rest, with distrust …
The missus discretely ejected,
and youngest one spat with disgust.
A friendly, young waitress soon hovered,
to switch dirty dishes with clean,
but horror washed over her features
’pon viewing the whole breakfast scene.
‘My goodness! Those buns weren’t for eating…’
the girl with some urgency said.
‘The pastries were just for display –
We actually varnished the bread!’
A maelstrom of feelings erupted;
discomfort, amusement, disquiet…
Relief – for the girls who’d rejected
their buns after one little bite!
The Bushy digested the chaos,
while pondering his miserable fate…
His manners had come to the fore –
with naught but some crumbs on his plate!
© Kathryn Apel 2025 – All rights reserved.
Rose is hosting Poetry Friday this week at Imagine the Possibilities. Be careful what you say about the bushy, as I can’t guarantee he won’t be seeing your comments.🤭 (I’m sure we’ll all get another good laugh from it!🤣)
















