“The monkey never learns” and I am that monkey. Not knowing a damn thing about diesels or how they work, I bought one. Continue reading
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Just Type Amen
If you agree just type in “go away you ignorant prick and find a life.” Where are these Internet Ninny’s finding all this crap? Look at this picture posted below and tell me if you see Merell Streep.
Thought so.
Don’t You Just Love The Rain
Friday the 13th, you don’t really believe in that hokey ****?
In the process of doing the dirty deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,’ said Officer Taylor. ‘I walked up to Lawrence and he’s just banging away at this pumpkin.’ Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
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Don’t ask me why.
Here we go, get ready, another dose of Early Morning Magic. Well, it isn’t really magic, just another day, as a matter of fact, “I do this all the time.”
It has been reputed by some that I cannot live without it, but that is not true. Things I cannot live without are: flushing toilets, showers, fresh vegetables, halter tops, Asian-girl-on-girl porn, mediocre bus meets in Pahrump Nevada, and this. Well this is five or six on the short list of what I cannot live without.
Tribute to the new king
Here lately I am seeing a solid stream of Oklahoma politicians, political wanna-be’s and other social miscreants making a bee line to Washington to pay homage or tribute to our newly elected President. As my Daddy used to say, “they are not fooling anyone, they are all lining up at the trough.”
Wang Chung …
Michael Chin is flying home for his 25th high-school reunion, it has been a long time since he left his native land for a new life in the Silicon Valley. He is looking forward to seeing one or two of his old flames, his school buddies, looking forward in anticipation of making new connections.
Jus Sayin 1219
Last night my sweet Muse came to me in a dream and she said: “It would be great if you were closer to me, I could come over and lay my head on your shoulder and have a good cry … But then again, the smell of Ben Gaye really burns my eyes.”
The Big Kahuna Sez … Semi Conscious and Awake
I have Nuthin
Most of us, if we are normal, wish to be on the winning side of things. I surely do, it is my desire to obtain some kind of lofty status in life, to be on top of the pile, to drink up stream from the rest of the herd, to sit in the Cat Bird Seat of time. A position of great prominence and/or advantage.
I Need To Vent … Clipboard Wars.
I have nothing.
Six words I hate: “The Government requires this of us.” Five words: “Will the defendant please stand.” And C: “Fill this out.”
The Big Kahuna Sez …
I have nothing.
“Even a determined heart cannot remove all problems of life, on the other hand, it would be awfully dull and boring, if everything went the way we wanted it to on most days.”
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