Monthly Archives: January 2014

Jan 28 2014
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Be Nice It's a Work in Progress

On this day in Future History, January 28, 2067, The very first T.R. Napenstein’s® — Where 24/7 Hard Working NorthAmeriCanadians Go to Have a Few Drinks ‘n’ Catch a Few Winks™ — opened in New New York City at the corner of First Avenue and Governor Beiber Street.

Located where the Froyo World used to be before it burned to the ground because someone forgot to update their Amazon.com Fire Department membership, T.R.’s nap rates start at just $9.99 a half hour, though if you purchase two hours in advance, you’ll get a free wakeup call and post-nap drool wipe.

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