Mike is happy.

Well it turns out that while 7 was in Philadelphia for a couple of days on business, 6 thought it might be a good idea to ask 7’s girlfriend Mindy if she’d like to grab a beer, and sure on the face of it what’s wrong with two friends getting together for an innocent drink and maybe some of those nachos with the barbecue chicken, but the thing is, 6 is kind of a dick and he’s always had this weird thing for Mindy ever since the three of them spent that summer after college working out on Nantucket and she had these little faded red shorts and he always kind of maybe suspected there might be a little spark between the two of them and what was the harm in one drink and if one drink led to another and one thing led to another maybe they’d end up back at his new co-op with the circular bed and the Boondocks Saints Soundtrack on repeat (I told you he was a dick) but now it’s morning and everything’s kind of a blur and Mindy left at some point during the night apparently and 7’s back in town tonight and the two of them are supposed to go over to 9’s place for poker and what if he talks to Mindy? Shit. 7’s gonna kill him.

Unless…

Wait, what? I don’t even like chicken.