“A Whole New World,” is fucking right, Princess
I am currently wrapped in a princess blanket with a potato chip stuck to my hoodie, so it’s pretty much back to normal over here, you guys.
Mike is happy.
Relatively.
Monthly Archives: March 2020
I was thinking about going an entire day without eating sugar, and then I remembered the days are now a thousand hours long.
The suspense is killing me. Also the diabetes.
Greed in the Time of Cholera or “What Would Jesus Do if He Were a Total Scumbag?”
I came into the office this morning to take care of a few things. The lobby TV was on and set to the Jesus channel – not sure what that’s all about – and THIS guy was answering questions from viewers.
One kind, thoughtful soul wrote in, “During this time, I’d like to donate money to help the less fortunate. Would you recommend I give that money directly to family and friends or donate it to the church?”
And this fucking ghoul’s answer?
“When you help family and friends you’re selfishly helping yourself. Give the money to the church.”
I’m just going to leave that right there.
Mike is happy. 
