If you’re ready to finally win your office pool, keep my kid’s surefire strategies in mind when you make your picks.
GEORGETOWN “Because I like Curious George.”
TENNESSEE “Because Hannah Montana was born there.”
GEORGIA TECH “Because Texas is a place.”
BUTLER “Because there’s a ‘butt’ in the front.”
MURRAY STATE “Because Belle’s dad’s name is Maurice.”
MARQUETTE “Because the Golden Eagles thrive when they get their paint touches, so with Kolek at 100%, watch for Shaka’s boys to continue the pounding they gave to the Vols in the Final Four as they match up once again with UCONN for the title.”
KANSAS “Because Dorothy lives there.”
CORNELL “Everybody likes corn.”
WOFFORD “And waffles.”
And KENTUCKY “No reason.”
Mike is happy. 
