Daily Archives: March 13, 2026

Leo Officially As Dumb As A Rock

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The Not So Holy Father is here pictured during a spring lunch in the Vatican Gardens.

Boy, this guy is embarrassing. It’s like listening to a boy of nine who fancies himself very intelligent. It’s a constant barrage of easy platitudes for low IQ pacifists and environmentalist. He should change his name in Pope Greta.

The last one is here: Christians who start wars should go to confession. This is clearly another swipe at Trump, as clear as the sun. However, one notices the following.

  1. Every Catholic should go to confession, Leo, you idiot. It’s just that, very often, they have difficulties because so many LeoPriests try all they can not to listen to confessions.
  2. Trump is a Presbyterian, Leo, you idiot.
  3. Khameini and their ilk are all Mohammedans, Leo, you idiot.
  4. Netanyahu is a Jew, Leo, you idiot.

But because this cretinous individual seems to think that starting wars is, ipso facto, a grave sin, let us refresh his memory with a bit of easy Grok.

King Louis IX of France led the Seventh Crusade, against the Mohammedans. Extremely revered to this day. Canonised.

Ferdinand III of Castile completed the Reconquista against, you guessed it, the Mohammedans.

Olaf II of Norway fought and died to have Norway Christianised (imagine that!). Killed in battle. Canonised.

Stephen I of Hungary fought wars inside Hungary to have Hungary Christianised. The horror!!

Edmund the Martyr was a great fighter for the faith. Captured by the Vikings. Died a martyr’s death in order not to renounce his faith. Canonised.

Alfred The Great rid the British Isles of the Vikings (for the moment) with the great victory in Edington in 878.

Harold Godwinson, another great king, obtained a stunning victory against the Vikings in the battle of Stamford Bridge, and that took care of the Vikings for good. The poor man died in Hastings just weeks later. Still a great one.

John II Sobieski. The guy who “took the chestnuts out of the fire” at the Battle of Vienna, 1683. Another great guy.

I think one could go on forever, but perhaps Leo wants to suggest to some Pope to go to Confession, because he really doesn’t like them. A couple of people he might address are:

Blessed Urban II. This is the guy who gave us the First Crusade.

Gregory VII. This is the Canossa guy whom you remember from school. A propos Canossa, Barbarossa was another great leader who actually went to and co-led a Crusade (that would be the third Crusade, together with Richard the Lionheart. Boy, they keep popping up!). Gregory was the first to proposed a crusade. It did not happen because the times weren’t ripe. Barbarossa and Richard stand as giants to this day.

Saint Pius V. Leo, every heard of Lepanto? Yes, it was that guy! Canonised. Also the guy who standardised the Mass you hate so much; because you are, you guessed it, an idiot.

Now, the list could go on forever, but I think you get the gist. Mind, Rubio and Hegseth are Catholics, but they certainly didn’t start anything, as they are not in position of command.

For a Pope to express himself in such a flippant, disrespectful way is, simply, childish. This guy has absolutely no idea of what he is talking about. He does not seem to have, by the way, one word or reproach for the Ayatollahs massacring what seems to have been tens of thousands of people some two months ago. His Mohammedan friends obviously don’t have to go to confession. Trump, magically, can’t, but should.

No idea of anything. Just an embarrassing mess. A total vacuum. A bag of air.

What a cretin in white.