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Monthly Archives: September 2010
Sean M. Marital Wisdom
“…nothing makes a guy say, “Hey, baby, I was wrong to have cheated on you. We should stay together forever,” like setting his junk on fire.” – Sean M. –
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Well Placed.
And let this always weight your feet down with lead, and make you go slowly, like a tired man, approaching the yes or no you do not grasp, since he is truly down there among the fools, who affirms or … Continue reading
Cinematic Wisdom…On Bad Monster Movies
Rule 1: “Eat the head off the guy while the girl has her eyes closed during climax. Let her scream for three seconds, then eat her.” — C Monster
Andy’s Wisdom
“Ya’ know, there is a reason that the windshield is big, and the rear view mirror is small.” – Andy –
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AGW Wisdom
“There’s no way in the Seven Rings of Cthuhlu’s Spiral Sphincter™ they’ll be able to Hide The Decline™ under direct, hostile interrogatories and they KNOW it.” — BC, Imperial Torturer
Wordplay
“Hoist on your own retard is kinda funny.” — Veeshir at doubleplusundead.
Succinctitude.
“Ruh-roh!” – Scooby Doo in, like, at least every episode.
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Eddiebear Wisdom
“Newt, you fucking lost me when you sat on that couch with the Botox Queen and didn’t hit her with a pie.” — eddiebear at SOYLENT GREEN
Finnish Eco-Psycho Wisdom
“When the lifeboat is full, those who hate life will try to load it with more people and sink the lot. Those who love and respect life will take the ship’s axe and sever the extra hands that cling to … Continue reading
We Have Wood!
“If I were grading them I’d probably give them a… D?” – Woody, on the Democrats new logo –
OK, moving right along…
“My goodness, ‘Goo. Do you realize that sometimes you post images that might be considered NSFW?” – Lemur King upon noticing that some A&A images might be considered NSFW
Just sayin’.
Bill: If you release my brother to the government, and he does what they want, even if you fix him, he’s dead. I need time to convince him of that. Good news is, if you screw up you don’t have … Continue reading
Levantine Wisdom
“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.” — Oscar Levant
Religious Freedom
During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not … Continue reading
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Rourkian Wisdom
“Every once in a while you’ve gotta roll the potato.” -Mickey Rourke
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Pryor Art
“When you’re on fire people get out of your way!” – Richard Pryor –
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Nazi Surf Kittens Must Die 
