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Monthly Archives: September 2015
“Self Portrait as an Artificial Emotion Machine” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, automatons, digital art, drawings, humor, monsters, self portraits
Tagged art, automatons, digital art, drawings, humor, monsters, self portraits
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“Then There were Three” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, digital art, drawings, humor, monsters, snakes
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“Falco’s Nightmare Dessert-Serving of Philanthropic Causationary Pockmarks of Doom” by Richard O’Brien
I can’t, for the life of me. Used corn and a solitary knob, Growing in fortitude and manner, Reaching for the inoculation consult in death’s rim. Forward. At least thronged in the page, Not lessened by the foraging, BLAST! Of … Continue reading
Posted in abstract poetry, humor, nonsense verse, poems, poetry
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“Red Devil and Air Worms” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, devils, digital art, drawings, humor, monsters
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“Tentacle of Death Haunted by Creepy Spooks” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, digital art, drawings, ghosts, humor, monsters
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“Down in the Basement” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, digital art, drawings, ghosts, humor, monsters
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“A Wind in the Garden” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, digital art, drawings, humor, monsters, semi-abstract, weird
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“Knock, Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Gate” by Richard O’Brien & Richard F. Yates
(Warning: contains references that you must be THIS old to understand) Slourgh was, indeed, a believer, but not of The Monkees and not a Justin “Belieber,” Slourgh always sought higher powers, that did not entail handing out airport flowers. Plus … Continue reading
“Swear Jar” by Scott Sparks
Time to switch brands A bad taste in my mouth So I’ll gladly scrape this plate away into the garbage can Let me cleanse my palate with a mallet hand Getting hammered in a manner of speaking Ever-seeking to consider … Continue reading
“You Never Give Me Your Money” by Richard F. Yates
—Richard F. Yates
Posted in art, beatles songs, capitalism, digital art, drawings, humor, money
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