randomness for the….moment!

things never to say to a cop….

1. Hey, you must have been doin’ at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!

2. Excuse me…is stick up hyphenated?

3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

4. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. Bad cop! No donut!

6. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.

8. Gee, Officer…that’s terrific…the last officer only gave me a warning too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that’s how far ahead of me they are.

hahahha WARNING:  this is not to give you good ideas for the next time you get pulled over!

July 18, 2009. funnyness, Random, Summer. Leave a comment.

livin lovin life!

well its been a while again, and i mean a few weeks like a month! but a lot has been going on since the last time. School is over for summer, and well i am just busy as i ever am…and i am not sure that its bad….actually i love to be busy….i just wish i had more and more time in a day to do aal that i wished to do. i miss you all and i have been up to so much, but i am going to try my very best to keep you psted every day if i can!! So CEF has begun..its my 3rd year doing this…and for thse of you who dont know what that is, i travel each day to three different locations in my county and i take another person with me…we take the good news of Jesus Christ out to our back yards and usually there are pretty many kids. this comming week i will be in the city…and let me just tell you they are my favrite kind of people…those kids want to hoop and hollar!! hahaha loovee them! it so cool to be able part of jesus family and being used by him to reach these boys and girls! Ggod has bleeOD does some pretty amazing things if you let him. HE has been teaching me that lately, and he has been showing me just how important it is to spend time with him! i actaull have been trying to stay up to date with that each morning…all though i am not in heaven and i am not perfect i still miss some days now and then…but GOD has blessed me with some great friends..and we help keep one another accountable for it in the mornings! can i hear it for GOD!!! WOOOOT WOOT!!!! and yu n what is soo cool…this i have been learning tooo….when you and another believer start talking about GOD…..whoa does god loove ittt…you want some joyy…man go start talking bout him 😀

well thats what has been going on in my life so far…..not too much a lot of learning, but i am begging to like this whole learnin me thing hahaha!

June 30, 2009. c.e.f, friends, funnyness, GOD, purpose, Random, Reflections, Summer. Leave a comment.

shortest post ever!

so hey i just wanted to stop in and see whats new with all of you!? the weather is just beautiful today isnt it….wow i like your hair! o my word tell me about it….but the other thing , oh did the tell you?! i no right! oo h oh wait i see rain tomorrow…man i was going to mow…better do it now! just a second…i got a message!

SOO…hmm does this sound like some thing you hear? yea it probably is..and sometimes they are comming out of your mouth to. i am gulity of this. but from what i have been learning form youth group…some times its just easier to fall into what every one else is doing, rather then what GOD is doing. your either in or your out, hot or cold….the LIGHT or the DARKNESS. The GOD that we love and want to serve doesnt walk in the dark with out the light….

so how are you  walking….or are you stumbling in the dark ?

May 21, 2009. GOD, Random, Reflections. Leave a comment.

Summer on the brain

Yea wow it has been like way to long! like for real! although it kind of has looked like i have abandoned my blog, i haven’t…theres just been a lot of things i have been busy with. School is almost over and i have had a lot of work to do for each of my classes before the year is done. Bit i must say i am like way excited for summer!! Just a few weeks ago i had my first meeting for my summer missions with CEF. i have finally got all my stories, and teaching cards!!   🙂     oh and those who are wondering about the whole driving thing. yea its going pretty good…i am getting better and have been safe each time i have been on the road! well i am at school right now as i am writing. haha i don’t know how i am able to be on here right now….for a while they had it blocked….hmmm makes me laugh tho. WOW for a Monday it is going pretty fast, and its actually not a bad day either! Oh and i have a facebook as well…so if you ever want to chat…thats where i am most often. I do want you all to no i have been thinking about you lately and i have been praying for you also. This summer is going to be amazing…although i don’t think i am traveling on a plane any where this year, but i will be transporting myself and another young person around Lancaster county…well for you foreigners its the county that i live in haha, i am so pumped and excited for GOD to work in the back yards of the kids i will be hanging out with and sharing HIS word with.  😀  so what has been new with any of you??!! ok this is going to be like so ADD right now but i am listening to my favorite country song right now…hahaha but umm any way i am at school and hey i think i mentioned that to you already, but from what the clock is telling me, i only have like 15 minutes left!!! YAYAYAYAY!! todays lunch at school was pretty good, we had chicken nuggets and or chili…i chose the safe choice of chicken nuggets. 🙂    well any way, i don’t really no. haha oh yea now i remember what i was going to say..this past weekend i went with my dad and we went shopping 😀 haha yep and we bought flipp flopps…oh yea we are so cool! it was pretty fun! then on like Saturday night i went to youth group that is called Underground. that was fun, but then on Sunday we as a family went to church and i feel like you can really feel GOD int he place during worship and the message! We were learning about  how to be a servant and have a servants heart, so i have really been trying hard to put others before myself…i think that is a great challenge…and trust me its not as easy as it sounds. I guess because our first instinct is to be like ohh oh me first, me first. but really we should be like…after you! lol well my dismissal bell will be ringing soon…and i am going to have to go! well til next time…

trinalove!!

May 18, 2009. c.e.f, driving, funnyness, GOD, Random. Leave a comment.

lala land

so yea, i feel like lala land today. haha….so here it goes read at your own risk haha

my favorite thoughts:

1.  so brain what are we going to do to night….

2. WHAT you found GOD, huh i didnt no he was lost!

3. how bout we dont…and say we did

4. i am the boss applesuace

5. Wait did i just have a good idea….are you sure?

6. uh oh, cars flyin in the air, this cant be good

7. its a bird, its a plane….no its a pie!!

8. HI wellcome to the resturant, how can i help you….is this for here or for to go?

9. yea you would be jealouse to if you could whisle the pink panther too

10. wow did i just say that…..did i just sound smart?

11. its not like i am hidding something, cuzz if iii was i would be acting like i am hidding some thing? (said couardly)

12. wow your such a rombus!

13. i would have done that last problem, but ya see my light bulb…….well it blew out!!

* these are reall sayings, and i have said some of them bahaha*

March 27, 2009. funnyness, Random. 1 comment.

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