The Person: Male. 49. Malaysian. Malay. Law. Computers. Reflexologist. Manager. Father. Brother. Son. Husband. Occasional punching-bag/door-mat (used to be; not anymore). Former bouncer. Anglophile. Karateka. Former kick-boxer. Writer wannabe. Thinks he was once a WWll RAF fighter pilot. Currently an independent trainer on his way to becoming a National Geographic photographer (yeah… sure)
Interests: Photography. Fountain-pen (Pelikans and Lamy). Guitars (Fender Telecasters). Mountain biking (XC only). Quantum physics. Folding knives. Okinawan weapons. Balisongs. Fighter aircraft. Theory of Relativity. Tea. Super-string Theory. Impressionism (Monet and Van Gogh). P-H-O-T-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y
Literary: F Scott Fitzgerald. W Somerset Maugham. Richard Bach. VS Naipaul. Andre Dubus. Idries Shah. Tony Parsons. Sue Townsend. Tom Clancy. Julian Barnes. Stuff on Malaya during the colonial era. “Complete Idiots Guide To… ” books
Singers and Musicians: Englebert Humperdink. Tom Jones. Barry Manilow. Kenny Rodgers. Eagles. Al DiMeola. Pat Metheny. Django Reinhardt. Wes Montgomery. Eric Clapton. Chuck Mangione. Fleetwod Mac. BB King. Whitney Houston. Tan Sri P Ramlee. M Nasir. Bad Company. Arlo and Woody Guthrie. Jackson Browne. SpyroGyra. John Denver. D’Lloyds. Weather Report. Broery Marantika. Stanley Clarke. James Taylor.
Movies and Actors: Casablanca. Ibu Mertuaku. Rocky. A Star is Born. Labu Labi. The Bodyguard. M Zain. Nottinghill. A Man Called Joe. Udo Omar. First Blood. High Crimes. Humphrey Bogart. Henry Fonda. Kris Kristofferson. Morgan Freeman. John Nettles. Kevin Costner. John Travolta. Ahmad Nisfu. Anthony Hopkins.

ehem..if you mail me your email add, i will share with you my personal thoughts.
(Bangkai’s Note: email address deleted to protect Mrs J’s privacy)
Can i’ve your email add sir?
I am singing. Here it goes…
“A kiss is still a kiss in Casabalanca… but a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh…”
But please, Tom Jones & Manilow? Oh, come on…
From ‘gin and tonic’ to ‘setan and tonic’ – probably nothing made me laugh as hard as that after Labu Labi.
Man, your blog completely blew me away. Really good stuff, bro’. Met up with Shah last time around post Eid..
I too am 45 so we’re contemporaries. Eh still do a little bit of kayuh-ing? I got an XC Superlight that’s gathering dust – nd to shed a few tons but most of the time I lie rotting in the swamps of Kalimantan Timur, so it’s hard. Say, went into a store in Bangsar awhile back and was just about to take the ‘moleskin’ to the purty cashier when my eyes literally bugged out bro’ ($$$!) . Besides, I don’t write nearly well enough, heh…
Mind if I blogroll you bro’?
can i pimp your blog?
@Bangkai: Don’t know how but I’ve nevr been in this neighborhood before. Now that I have I like it. Good stuff and goo laughs too. Keep the faith bro.
Exxxcuse me, sir … but could you kindly explain why you have me down as dessert and Lily as a main course?
One would think that Scousers are always hard to stomach … *sniff
*forgive me for dragging this onto your pristine pages but a man always has to make his, er, stand, all the time – wouldn’t you agree?*
Oh, you honour me immensely, sir … may I state that you seem to have all the requisite makings of a successful diplomat … leaking pens notwithstanding.
All the best … kewl blog by the way.
Cheers.
sir,
u were a bouncer? really?
hi sir,I’ve been reading your blog for the past few weeks and I really enjoy it.keep writing!i’m looking forward to your next entry…
hi sir. suka movie a star is born ya? i like it too. watched it years ago.
opps….i watched a star is born yg Judy Garland and James Mason punya version. yg Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson blm tgk lg. 😉
I love my Lamy 2000, too. It’s beautifully engineered and is a great writing pen. I do find the fine nib just a little to broad for my taste and will get it to a nibmeister to get it adjusted.
Sir,
I am astounded to find so many of my favourite singers in your list….and to top it all, my favourite movie Casablanca…its a sad thing that youngsters nowadays do not know how to appreciate great singers and movies….
Oh, by the way, love what you wrote in this blog.
And, if I may, hello Ms. Renny a.k.a the perfect stranger in my life. How did you find this gem of a link??
Hmmmmm ….. trap, trap, trap! (you know, that is the sound of my fingers drumming on the table, every time I am lost for words).
I’m extremely glad I found your blog. I cannot help but keep coming back. Absolutely enjoy your pen. Keep on blogging mate. How about Pink Floyd and Dire Straits ?
So bangkai..
Do you smell? Or in the process of being mummified? :p
do check out mark knopflers ‘brothers in arms’ solo video too, if you haven’t already. pure melodious silk.
hi there!
clicking the links at a favorite blog can be such a random walk.
i chanced on your link at sakmongkol’s and expected to reach a questionable hood.
it’s the name, you see.
but voilà, i find yours such a gem of a blog that i feel cheated not finding it sooner.
in the words of arnie schwarzenneger, i’ll be baak!
Dear sir,
Why haven’t you written anything lately. I’ve been waiting for new entries from you as I find them very enlightening. Although I’m not from your cohort and some of the terms you use are quite alien to me, I still manage to enjoy and learn a lot from your writings. Please continue to write!
my first time here. very amusing. prefer the ol rooster story better.
Enjoyed your celoteh. Am putting you on my blogroll. Hope you don’t mind 🙂
Hi Bankai,
I have never been a fan of blog sites, and I stumbled on to yours while looking for my latest infatuation – demonstrator pens. You are seriously funny! I will now probably spend the rest of week reading your archive.
Separately, any tips on demonstrators for a newbie?
Hi Bankai,
I stumbled on to your blog while looking for a place in KL to buy ink – the truth is I don’t know where I can buy Noodler’s Ink apart from ordering them online – which i quite expensive during this current economy situation….
Since you own 24 pcs of fountain pen (correct me if I’m wrong) – i bet you’re the right person to ask for help!
Btw, you are quite funny in your blog and will definitely rss your blog to my google reader.
I would like to say ‘thank you’ in advance! 🙂
…salam..what? no matt monroe and steve lawrence..too old for u, huh?..just discovered your station in cyberspace..nice..
..this steve lawrence..angst driven song for an angst ridden kid in the 60’s,…
..salam..
Bro,
U have a link to Ridhuan Tee? In 1990, he was teaching Tatanegara at my A-Level college. I remember the day he called out my name and said “aah, nama yang sama… tapi ejaan yang BERBEDA…” Hahahaha!
Hi Mr B,
Just to wish you, Mrs B and young ones a happy new year. May the year 2010 brings you happiness, peace of mind, success etc etc…
Hey there.
It’s nice to finally get to know your name and face… Mr B.
Good blog. Like it. One point of disagreement though. I once used a Lamy, it leaked bad, bro, and had to scrawl too many empty words on pad before it even started to flow.