Mrs. Beandrop!

Student in the second grade-"teechur!"
I don't turn around
"Mrs. Beandrop!" (ya that's how they say my name)
I turn around.
"You have evil ears."
me- "what did you just say?"
"You have ears like those evils."
me-"You mean elves?"
"Ya, elves"

... my ears are pointed. It's true. I used to tell my sister I worked for Santa and she wasn't allowed because she had round ears.

P.s. we are flying out tomorrow! We'll be in New York for 3 days and Jerusalem the rest of the time until the 20. THEN we fly out to California on the 22!