the main issue is no one accepting that jodie foster was just a gay little girl

this film was made for yapper girlfriends and their “mmhmm” boyfriends omg. never felt more seen.

i think there’s a much better movie hidden in here somewhere that they did not execute to its fullest potential but it’s fun! and i liked that cole sprouse literally didn’t speak

i like that frankie was an electric eel mermaid that was kind of sick as fuck

the modern day laura portrait is the busch peach swimsuit poster i made for my boyfriends birthday

female solidarity is all us girls in the back laughing when elvis said “i’m gonna be a dadday” 

beautiful beautiful beautiful. can’t believe we watched cailee spaeny grow up in real time that was crazy guys