Fun fact, this movie was how I learned to pirate 13 years ago 🥰

I also like to sit in the corner and be sweaty, pale, and unsettling

Nothing, and I repeat NOTHING, is more camp than an old lady literally about to die, being turned into a vampire by sucking the blood out of an upside down cross carved into the chest of a vampire by his own finger all while on a spinning hospital bed while David Bowie plays in the background!!! The best thing I have ever seen ever and if I don’t get turned into a vampire this way literally what is the point of anything

Kevin Smith must have been in a silly goofy mood when he made this