I've watched more movies than anyone on the planet.
I was awestruck that the halfway point of this film is E.T. half dead in a drainage ditch. I immediately locked the fuck in. Him dying in a hospital bed next to his child friend is so fucking crazy. I still have a headache due to how much it made me laugh. Can't just have a whimsical fun movie where cute kids teach him human stuff, he's gotta be operated upon in sterile rooms by scary old men. Notwithstanding his…