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Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Chungking Express
  • Like Father, Like Son

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★½

  • Kraken

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★

  • I Love Boosters

    ★★★½

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Obsession
★★★★½ Liked Watched

It's been a long time since I left a theater thoroughly creeped out and genuinely pumped about a horror film. Curry Barker understands how to get under our skin as a director and builds the requisite tension and dread to deliver a horrifying experience.

As he's said in interviews, his film wouldn't work without Inde Navarrette, who's incredible as Nikki. I was as terrified for her as I was of her and for what Bear did. To never lose sight…

Send Help
★★★★ Liked Watched

Personally, I would've just lived with Linda Liddle on that island for as long as she wanted. 

Send Help absolutely rips! It feels like exactly the kind of movie you'd expect from Sam Raimi, with all the camp, gore, and comedy, plus a few twists that take it to the next level. Dylan O'Brien and Rachel McAdams are a dream team and so much fun to watch together. Genuinely one of the better times I've had at the theater, and a good sign for 2026. I hope this does well so Raimi can keep making them!

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The Matrix Resurrections
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I love these movies. I love how the Wachowskis view the world. Resurrections absolutely rips! 

“They took your story, something that meant so much to people like me, and turned it into something trivial. That’s what the Matrix does. It weaponizes every idea. Every dream. Everything that’s important to us,”

Kraken
Liked Watched

Sometimes you just need a fun, water-based creature feature to watch on a Thursday night to start the long weekend. Kraken doesn't reinvent the wheel, but I appreciated how much in-camera work went into shooting what otherwise could've been an ugly film. It looks good, and the Kraken itself (once we see it) has a great design. 

My quick reaction on TikTok

~My 2026 Ranked~
~My 2026 First Watch~ 

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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
★½ Watched

Ludwig and Grogu are innocent. 

I'll likely knock a half star off of this, but the Mandalorian and Grogu is about 4 years too late to the big screen. It's depressing to walk into a theater for Star Wars and feel nothing. Plenty of others have pointed out how ugly the whole thing looks, and it is. However, it's worse than that — it's boring.

The duo certainly has its moments, and there are slivers of something interesting, but it feels soulless. And Star Wars should never be that. 

~My 2026 Ranked~
~My 2026 First Watch~

Obsession
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Nikki was going to quit her job and write! She was so full of life! Witty, funny, and confident. Bear is selfish! Bear is a coward! 

There wasn't a moment at all that Bear considered Nikki. He wants everything handed to him so much so that even when Nikki directly asks him if he likes her, he falls back into himself. And then he makes his impulsive wish. I didn't feel any sympathy for him the first time, but this…