I expected this to be like Logan (2017) for obvious reasons, but the biggest thing the two have in common is their relation to Unforgiven (1992).

Above all else, these are all movies about stories. The stories we tell ourselves and others about our glory days- which are so easily distorted with time. As we get older, these stories become more hyperbolic, and if you are naive enough to believe them word for word 40 years later, they become corrosive.

However, it is also like Logan in the way that Hugh Jackman murders people in the most unfathomably brutal ways possible.

Act 1: Pizza w/ Sunglasses is a Top 5 underrated Pixar character.

Act 2: Helicopter Buzz toys are going to outsell Poncho Woody toys 10 to 1.

Act 3: Sobbing. I will be naming my son after my favorite childhood toy. WarGreymon Duzent.

Who hasn't wanted to watch a remake of The Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan Belfort is replaced with their little sister?

I don't appreciate the casual demeanor in which she mentioned she lost her virginity to her cousin

Gone Girl for people who can only watch movies if they are scrolling through Temu.

Little Women for My Chemical Romance fans