12.25.2008
Dear Santa,
12.14.2008
Let it Snow
At seven months, Porter's first winter was fairly anti-climactic, and at 1-1/2, last year saw a few fun moments, but overall, the cold still won out over snow-play in young Porter's mind. This year though, all bets are off, and we spent a large majority of yesterday afternoon out in the yard making snow angels and scooping the snow back onto Andy's neatly shoveled driveway.

The cute dino hat (which elicits giggly-growls every time Porter dons the green spikes) is courtesy of our pals Jaime & Jared...thanks, three years later. This definitely beats the lobster bath towel we gave you guys. Though this photo does mark its winter debut, many an afternoon has been whiled away in the great indoors playing monsters or dinosaurs.
12.12.2008
Can You Stockpile Sleep?
A parent loses 450-700 hours of sleep in the first year of their child's life. Eeek!
12.08.2008
Playing with the Big Kids
We Love our Small Town


All the floats in the parade are themed after popular fairy tales and Disney movies, and many of the most popular characters walked alongside the road, giving the kids high fives and hugs (though none stayed long enough for any respectable photos). Porter was very excited when Bert, of Bert and Ernie, gave him a high five. He was also over the moon when he saw "the pirates" who were actually members of a bagpipe band (not sure why he thinks pirates wear plaid skirts), and loved the Three Little Pigs (he and Andy play "big bad wolf" on a daily basis) and the Where the Wild Things Are floats (so much, in fact, that he asked me to take a picture of the WTWTA monsters...after the float had passed).
But the highlight of the day (besides the high school bands who played Christmas medlies and the herd of mini horses dressed as reindeer) was most definitely the big balloons reminiscent of a much more popular parade on Thanksgiving day in New York. Though the balloons spent a large portion of the parade pulled close to the ground (Cedar City strings lights back and forth across Main Street), the balloons were a huge success in Porter's book (and the reason you can only see the back of his head in this picture. He kept saying "No, Mommy, I'm busy," when I asked him to turn around for a picture).
All in all, a lot of fun. And cause for a long nap afterwards. Hope the Christmas bug (but not the flu bug) has begun to take root in your homes as well.
12.02.2008
Spoiled?
Porter: No.
Me: If you're a big boy and stay in you're bed and take a really good nap, maybe we can even get a treat at the basketball game. (Porter loves the penny candy bins in SUU's convenience store.)
Porter (eyes gleaming): Is my surprise a car, a toy or candy?
Looks like we toss the ol' surprise-bribe around a bit too liberally in the Burt home. The good news: it worked, leaving naptime open for Andy to finish up some more finals homework. School ends next week. Hooray!
11.17.2008
Who Taught You That?
Porter: Holy Shoot!
Me: What! Who taught you that?
Porter: My sister.
And so it begins. This little gal had better watch out - if pending birth doesn't deter her big brother from playing the blame game, I don't know what will.
While running his fingers through his hair, Porter gleefully observed, "My hair is like spiky grass."
We were running errands this weekend, and while Andy and I were in the middle of a conversation, Porter started asking where we were going. He kept repeating his question as we talked over him, until he finally - and with every ounce of exasperation a two-year-old can muster - yelled, "You are driving me nuts!"
At breakfast, Porter and I were eating one of his new favorites, Frosted Mini Wheats. He stops mid bite, looks at me, and asks, "Mommy, don't these weeds taste good?"
Oh, how I wish I could freeze the little guy at this age for life. Between Porter's linguistic mishaps and Andy's, well Andy-ness, my days are filled with laughter as of late.
11.06.2008
Hmmm...
11.04.2008
If I only had a name...
I do, however, have some grandparent eye-candy to pass the time (and for the rest of you, yes I know all three pictures look the same...bear with me as I wade through the proud mommy moment).
Introducing "Little Sister" at 30 weeks.
Seventy days (or less) to go.
To date, little no-name is 3 Lb., 6 oz. and all her vital stats look good, says the ultrasound tech. The doctor also marveled at the amount of hair she has (we could see it waving around during the ultrasound), though I was bald until I was three, so I'm not holding my breath.
So, now that the pre-delivery screenings are all out of the way and the nursery is much closer to completion, I guess we'd better get serious about names. Any suggestions?
10.27.2008
Where's the Face?


Turns out pastries and hot chocolate don't go so well with bedtime, and we were left with one spirited (ok, tired-but-hyper) little guy to calm down at the night's end. At least it made for a cute picture.
Explanation:
The white basket is Porter's race car, the Mardi Gras beads are his keys and the pumpkin bucket is his "scary mask." Apparently the best race car drivers rely upon fear tactics to win the big race?
Coming Soon: Grandma's Halloween bash and Trick or Treating. In the meantime, hope you're enjoying the week-long sugar rush as much as I am.
10.25.2008
Never Sleep with a Two-Year-Old (and other Porterisms)
Me: (peacefully sleeping)
Porter: (wiping his nose back and forth on my elbow)...giggle..."I am rubbing my nose on your shoulder."
Me: "Sshhh, Porter. It's still nighttime." (Ok, it was 6:30, but it was still dark out so I was hoping to postpone the morning just a little longer.) "No talking. Go back to sleep."
Porter: "Ok, I'll talk to baby sister." (moving his head down to my belly) "I will tell her two stories because I'm two."
Me: (Mumble. Yawn.)
Porter: (with his lips on my belly) "One-tupon a time. There was a little boy named Porter. And he had a friend named Porter. And he and Mommy and Daddy and Mariah (my brother's wife) and Crystal (Andy's brother's wife) went for a ride on an airplane. And they went (waving his stuffed duck in the air) QUACK QUACK!"
Immediately following the story, Porter climbed onto my side and started bouncing up and down, giggling, "You are a mommy-horse. Say 'NEEEEE-IGH! NEEEE-IGH!'."
After lots of talk about airplanes (he heard one fly by overhead) and his "baby duckie," we rolled out of bed for some cartoons (and groggy blogging).
10.21.2008
I've been Tagged
Ok, on to The Eight Things Tag
8 TV shows I watch:
And yes, I know this makes me sound like I'm 19. I don't care.
1. Real World/Road Rules Challenge (only the challenges)
2. The Hills (I want my MTV)
3. America's Next Top Model
4. Gray's Anatomy
5. Project Runway
6. Brothers & Sisters
7. The Office
8. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Weird, those are the only shows I watch...looks like there is a method to this 8-things madness.
8 things that happened yesterday:
1. Baked blueberry muffins with Porter
2. Reorganized Porter's closet
3. Debated nursery design with my oh-so-patient husband
4. Hit Home Depot for the zillionth time in the past two months
5. Didn't shower until 3:30 p.m. (I love lazy cleaning days)
6. Washed baby girl clothes until I dropped (I know, it's early, but I wanted it off my list)
7. Went to Grandee's Ice Cream for family night
8. Ate candy corn until I was sick
8 Favorite places to eat:
1. Cafe Rio
2. Su Casa (ah, the memories)
3. Cheesecake Factory
And that's where my list ends. If they've got a good salad and it's not one of the five restaurants in Cedar City, I'm happy.
8 Things I'm looking forward to:
1. The end of potty training (more specifically, the end of the beginning...Porter's too stubborn for his own good)
2. Some much-needed home & baby shopping in the big city
3. Little girl Burt
4. Playing at the park with Porter tonight
5. Maternity leave
6. Our next ultrasound (two more weeks)
7. A haircut (still need to make an appointment though)
8. A landscaped backyard (nothing in the works before winter, but a gal can dream)
8 Things on my wishlist (see above)
1. To get Porter potty trained before December (stop laughing)
2. A backyard
3. A second car
4. A good haircut (the kind that requires me to have no ideas...I just want someone to say "this would look great on you," then to do it, AND have it actually look great)
5. To find someone who can sew and who would be willing to help me recover cushion covers for our nursery glider (any takers?)
6. To learn to sew...and be good at it (stop laughing)
7. A long autumn (I'm fine with no snow until Dec. 24)
8. To someday ditch work and stay at home with my kids (more for me than for them...Andy is more creative in one pinkie than I could ever dream to be with kiddie projects, games, etc.)
8 People I tag:
Anyone who has a few minutes to kill on self-reflection
10.07.2008
Think Pink

10.06.2008
Conference with a Two Year-Old
Actually, Porter was pretty good both Saturday and Sunday (a huge surprise to us). He especially liked the music, and kept asking me which was "Heavenly Father's favorite song." But even funnier than that, on Sunday, during one of the talks, a picture of Joseph Smith was flashed on the screen. I asked him if he knew who Joseph Smith was, and he replied, "Does he live at the Smith's store?" (For our non-Western friends, Smith's is a grocery store, much like Kroger.) He didn't believe me when I told him no, and insisted that Joseph Smith lived in our grocery store.
Other than that, not much new from the Burt family weekend report. 99 days to baby and counting, and I made the three-page baby countdown to-do list this weekend to prove it. If you know of anyone who's up for some yard work or shelf building, send 'em our way. In the meantime, happy Monday to you all.
10.01.2008
Boogie Nights
Soccer for Andy
The dinner rush
(complete with spilled juice...hence, no pants in the video you're about to see)
and, of course, play time.
While the evening's adventures oftentimes include dancing, I can never catch it on film because Porter generally stops when he sees the camera (he also loves taking pictures). Last night, however, I finally outwitted my two year-old (which explains why I'm filming from the back).
9.22.2008
True T-Birds
That afternoon, Andy helped coach the T-Bird Women's Soccer team on to its first win of the season, 3-1. We held a dinner for the entire team at our house the night before (just testing out the capacity of the new diggs), and I credit the win to Andy's game night and my gourmet dessert of candy and chocolate galore (hey, I'm pregnant...they're lucky they got a homemade dinner). No pics from the game because Porter and I opted to nap (reminder: I did run a race pregnant) to fuel up for th evening's festivities. We will be out in full force this Thursday evening though. In the meantime, I do have the official SUU Women's Soccer Assistant Coach Andy Burt mugshot for your pleasure.
I think he looks very official - though this did bring up the age-old conversation about why he never smiles in pictures. For all you ANTM fans, at least he smiles with his eyes, right? Tyra would be proud.But I digress. On to the photos of Porter.
That evening, we donned our red at the Homecoming football game.
The highlights:
The Air Force fly over before the game
(tractors and dump trucks take second only to airplanes in Porter's heart)
Our friend Noel's magic trick of pulling gummy bears out of Porter's ears
(got us all the way to half-time tantrum free)
and meeting Thor the Thunderbird.
9.02.2008
We're In!
Until then, thanks to my mom, Kelly, Layne, Crystal, Becky and Don for all the hard work this weekend. We couldn't have done it without you.
And to all those who've not yet toured the new digs, no, we don't have phone service yet. You can reach us on Jen's cell phone for the next two weeks (that's right, utility service is slow even in podunk Cedar City).
8.20.2008
Always Exciting in the Burt Home
8.01.2008
My Kid is Cute
So now that I've cleared that up, I just have to say that Porter is cute and funny, and aside from the dinner-time tantrums we seem to face as of late, he truly is so so much fun. I've decided two is the perfect age, and I'm trying to find a way to keep him from growing up.
Now, aside from the toothy grin and love for dancing, you may wonder why I'm oozing with maternal pride for our first-born son. The answer: We can't go more than ten minutes without Porter saying something that makes either Andy or I laugh out loud. Seriously, the kid is funny. So I've decided to create a new section "Toddler Talk" (see right) to share some of Porter's generally unintentional humor with all of you. My hope, is that while I'm not great at keeping the photo postings current as of late, that I'll be able to add a Porter-ism or two a week to keep you all smiling.
To kick things off, I'll add one here:
Porter and I were walking around the block the other night, when an ice cream truck came around the corner blaring that old-timey song that, when pumped out of a white van covered in stickers, can make a grown man salivate.
Porter's face lit up, he looked at me and said, "Mommy, it's a musical truck! I think it's full of inst-WOOments!"
Yes, I am feeling a little guilty that we've denied our son of this summertime tradition. However, I think his excitement over the musical truck easily makes up for any nostalgic nelglect on our part. Ok, that's all I've got. Hope you all have a good weekend!
7.15.2008
The Rest of the Story






A true Burt, Porter loves to visit the construction chaos of the "other house," as he calls it, and heads straight for anything that looks messy or dangerous.
Now I know you're thinking: 'Ok, Andy's clearly busy, and Porter seems to be entertaining himself, so what's Jen doing?'Well, aside from the work and the endless trips Porter and I take to the park lately, I've been busy on a project of my own:
I call it Baby #2, and though it's not much to look at as of a couple months ago (this photo's all we've got so far), by January 14th, this little he or she will join us as the newest Burt.
Surprise!
6.09.2008
Weekend Whirlwinds
To those of you who are in the pics and wondering why they're just now hitting the blog, I blame it on summer with a two year-old. Collecting rocks and wagon rides is so much more fun than sitting behind a computer. And to those of you who are wondering where your pics are in this mass of outdated photos, this update is just part one of the Burt's whirlwind of weekend activities. At this rate, you can expect yours to hit the Burt blog sometime in August.
Our April was filled with...
A car crash (NOT my fault) that has left the Burts as a more environmentally-friendly carpooling (Thank you Ellsworths) one-car family.

A visit from Andy's folks.


Grandpa, Porter ADORES his trucks


And Grandma, Porter refuses to wear anything but his new blue crocs.

The visit from our Wisconsin fam also gave us an excuse to head south to St. George to see Porter's Aunt Karen and Great-Granmda & Grandpa Erskine.

After the visitors left, I tried to unsuccessfuly make a fondant-covered birthday cake for Porter's second birthday. Never again. And no, I will not post a pic of the cake in its entirety.

And we had a little b-day bash with Porter's friends Holden & Wesley (who were great helpers when it came to opening the presents).

That does it for April, but our May looked about the same (minus the car crash and fondant).
As for May...
We caught the one week of desert blooms while hiking (these pics don't do it justice. Imagine an entire mountain covered in orange and pink flowers in the middle of nothing but red rocks and dirt).



And headed north to the big city a couple times to see Porter's new cousin, Cohen, and visit with the Behle fam before they moved to Vernal, Utah, which is famous for dinosaurs and oil.

We miss you Aunt Kelly!


And Uncle Chris, on the off chance that I say no to a trip to the park, Porter did ask if you'd take him for a couple weeks straight after our SLC visit.

The end of May brought a new roommate to the Burt home when Uncle Layne moved in, and lots of fun weekends with Porter's soon-to-be Aunt Crystal and Layne, who Porter simply calls "Unlce."

Whew! Now perhaps you can see why the posts have been scrace as of late.
Stay tuned. The second half of the updating promises news of a new home for the Burts, a trip to the petting zoo where Porter's favorite "animal" was a little waterfall, and Andy in the Utah Summer Games. Oh the fun we have in store for all of you.
Hope you, too, are all enjoying a summer full of adventure and mischief.
6.03.2008
We're Alive!
We'll call this section Porter Says
A few days ago I opted for curly over straight hair (a gal can't blowdry every single day), and I was sitting with Porter on the floor, when he suddenly smiled and said, "Noodles." I had no clue what he was talking about, and asked him if he was hungry. We went around in circles for a couple of minutes, and then Porter finally shouted, "No, Mommy, no. You have noodles on your head." He then walked over, stuck his mouth next to my ear while making a chomping sound, and said, "Mmmm. Deeeeeelicious." Does it get any cuter than that?
Probably not, but even funnier? Yes.
Andy and I were driving in the car with Porter when he suddenly screamed "Holy Shoot!" Well, at least I thought that's what he'd said. I, of course, swung on Andy, questioning my dear husband as to why my two-year old would know that term. He said that couldn't be what Porter was saying, so we then repeatedly asked Porter what he was saying (with a lot of me saying "Andy, I swear he's saying 'holy shoot'). Finally, Porter pointed to his Crocs and said "holy shoot." Turns out that he'd originally said "holy shoe," but my rush to accuse Andy of a parenting mishap (coupled with the repetition of the phrase as we tried to discern what had actually been said) was enough to stick with my young little boy, and he now calls his Crocs his "Holy Shoots." Such is life.
That's all for now. Hope it's enough to fill that Burt fix. I have high hopes to post more soon.






