Keckleyisms Update:
To my 7-year-old: "Think you'll ever fall in love someday?" With big eyes, he replies: "What if I already did??"
My 4-year-old: "Are you tired of cleaning the shower?" [Why yes...I am,] "Then you need the new Kaboom! It cleans the sink, the tub and the shower!"
Fynn: "Mom, can we buy a little horsey?" [No, not today.] "But what if there's a sale on them today? Then can we??" [Ah, I've trained her well...]
Meltdown of my 7th-grader yesterday when her PowerPoint wouldn't copy to her flash drive at the school computer lab...wow...my biggest educational crisis at that age was the rubber cement drying up!
My son said he's wearing a "vintage shirt" with pictures of cassette tapes all over it...what does that make me??
Fynn: "Mommy, all I want for Christmas is Shamu in his tank!" (Hmm...wonder what her dad will say about that!)
Son just walked in from school declaring: "I'm going to my room!" [Why?] "I left my homework at school again today!" [Self-disciplining children...I like it!]
Dane to Natasha: "Tash, teenagers are beautiful, too! Just look at Mom!" [Awww...I knew I loved that kid for a reason!]
Fynn: "Does Grandma Geri love vanilla, too?" [Um, she's dead, honey.] "STILL??"...[I'm sure Grandma's up there chuckling a little...]
Fynn: "I swear, I had better find that doll..." [lol, more and more a mini-me with each passing day...]
Connor: "Hey, Mom, when I burp with my mouth closed, it's like a bomb going off inside except you can't really hear it!" [Ah...such elevated dinner convo at our house...]
Kids keep searching through my hair to find the "eyes" in the back of my head'! [Ha!]
Hubs quote: "Son, we know you're going to grow up to be a good missionary and a good man...but we need you to start obeying 'cause it's gonna be really hard to go on a mission with my foot stuck up your behind..!"
My son's poem gift to me [on Mother's Day] with accompanying "MOM" card decorated to look like the devil..., no, seriously...: "Mother, you are awesome. You sometimes make me tasty cookies. You never think I'm a rookie. Glad you're not a possum." [Now, THAT is a gift to touch a mommy's heart!]
Fynn: "Mommy, will you buy me some pink scriptures?"
Dane: "Mom, why don't you roll your window down?" [I don't want to mess up my hair.] "Why? It already looks crazy to me!"
Dane [while staring at his dinner]" Is this burned caramel popcorn??" [Uh, no...that'd be General Tsao's chicken!]