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TODAY* IS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCKS DAY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO CELEBRATE?

* GEOGRAPHICAL RESTRICTIONS APPLY.
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I RECENTLY GOT A DEAD TREE SLICE MAIL ENDING IN THE UNDERLINED WORDS "CLICK HERE". NO MATTER HOW HARD I TAP THESE WORDS ON THE PAGE, NOTHING HAPPENS. WHAT DO?
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THAT YOUR EMAIL IS :SPAM: NOT /INTRODUCTION LETTER PLEASE NOT SPAM. BASED ON THE CONTENT ALONE, I COULD VERY EASILY HAVE MISTAKENLY THOUGHT IT WAS.
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WILL MY CELLPHONE RUN OUT OF BLOCKLIST SPACE BEFORE THE ROBOCALLER WHO'S BEEN LEAVING ME THE SAME VOICEMAIL MESSAGE ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK RUNS OUT OF PHONE NUMBERS TO CALL ME FROM?
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ANYONE SEEN MY TELEPORTER? IT WAS HERE A MOMENT AGO. :-(
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IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY (IN UTC AND TIMEZONES EAST OF IT).
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A PICTURE OF A TABBY CAT CARRYING A LEAF, WITH ACCOMPANYING TEXT
SHE WAS CONSTANTLY STAYING NEAR THE FISH MARKET AND WATCHING PEOPLE COME TO BUY FISH. SHE TOOK A LEAF THAT FELL FROM THE TREE AND CAME TO THE OWNER.
ON THE FIRST DAY, SURPRISED, HE TOOK HER "MONEY" AND GAVE HER A FISH. FROM THAT DAY ON, EVERY MORNING SHE COMES WITH A LEAF TO "BUY" FISH
SO CATS DISCOVERED FIAT CURRENCY BEFORE GETTING OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
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IS ANYONE HERE MISSING A SINGLE PALE PINK SOCK, EURO SIZE 36 ACCORDING TO FADED MARKING, AND SLIGHTLY WORN AT THE HEEL? I FOUND ONE IN MY CLEAN LAUNDRY AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MY SIZE, SO I THINK IT TUNNELED IN.
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I GUESS IM SUPER TASTY. MY ENTIRE LEFT ARM IS SWOLLEN WRIST TO SHOULDER.

IT GOT INFECTED. IM ON ANTIBIOTICS.

WHICH ARE MAKING ME FEEL GROSS.

WOE. WOE TO ME AND WOE ON EVERY BUG WHO EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BITING. WOE.  

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