IT'S OUR DAY!!!
Oct. 22nd, 2025 03:06 amTODAY* IS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCKS DAY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO CELEBRATE?
* GEOGRAPHICAL RESTRICTIONS APPLY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO CELEBRATE?
* GEOGRAPHICAL RESTRICTIONS APPLY.
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May. 30th, 2025 11:12 pmCOULD BE WORSE. COULD BE TELEDILDONICS INSTEAD OF A TOOTHBRUSH THEY'VE BEEN LOGGED OUT OF MID-COURSE. (ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, THESE MAY OVERLAP SOME.)
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Nov. 3rd, 2024 02:48 amI RECENTLY GOT A DEAD TREE SLICE MAIL ENDING IN THE UNDERLINED WORDS "CLICK HERE". NO MATTER HOW HARD I TAP THESE WORDS ON THE PAGE, NOTHING HAPPENS. WHAT DO?
THAT YOUR EMAIL IS
:SPAM: NOT /INTRODUCTION LETTER PLEASE NOT SPAM. BASED ON THE CONTENT ALONE, I COULD VERY EASILY HAVE MISTAKENLY THOUGHT IT WAS.
UNANSWERABLE QUESTION OF THE NIGHT
Mar. 19th, 2024 04:50 amWILL MY CELLPHONE RUN OUT OF BLOCKLIST SPACE BEFORE THE ROBOCALLER WHO'S BEEN LEAVING ME THE SAME VOICEMAIL MESSAGE ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK RUNS OUT OF PHONE NUMBERS TO CALL ME FROM?
QUORA STORY I GOT IN MY EMAIL
Jun. 17th, 2023 02:41 amA PICTURE OF A TABBY CAT CARRYING A LEAF, WITH ACCOMPANYING TEXT
SHE WAS CONSTANTLY STAYING NEAR THE FISH MARKET AND WATCHING PEOPLE COME TO BUY FISH. SHE TOOK A LEAF THAT FELL FROM THE TREE AND CAME TO THE OWNER.SO CATS DISCOVERED FIAT CURRENCY BEFORE GETTING OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
ON THE FIRST DAY, SURPRISED, HE TOOK HER "MONEY" AND GAVE HER A FISH. FROM THAT DAY ON, EVERY MORNING SHE COMES WITH A LEAF TO "BUY" FISH
MAYBE A LONG SHOT, BUT:
May. 20th, 2023 10:24 pmIS ANYONE HERE MISSING A SINGLE PALE PINK SOCK, EURO SIZE 36 ACCORDING TO FADED MARKING, AND SLIGHTLY WORN AT THE HEEL? I FOUND ONE IN MY CLEAN LAUNDRY AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MY SIZE, SO I THINK IT TUNNELED IN.
I GOT BIT BY A BUG(S)!
Dec. 4th, 2022 12:09 amI GUESS IM SUPER TASTY. MY ENTIRE LEFT ARM IS SWOLLEN WRIST TO SHOULDER.
IT GOT INFECTED. IM ON ANTIBIOTICS.
WHICH ARE MAKING ME FEEL GROSS.
WOE. WOE TO ME AND WOE ON EVERY BUG WHO EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BITING. WOE.
IT GOT INFECTED. IM ON ANTIBIOTICS.
WHICH ARE MAKING ME FEEL GROSS.
WOE. WOE TO ME AND WOE ON EVERY BUG WHO EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BITING. WOE.