Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering commode of indigestible binturong leavings
You troublesome wineskin of tabid cavy survivals
You rebarbative net of pediculous burbot disgorgement
You obscene bedroll of pleuritic meadow lark evacuation
You crushing cyst of laryngitic gudgeon thyroxin
You cacophonous nose bag of ulcerated pilchard remains
You replusive creamer of insanitary partridge pats
You sad hopper of incontinent marmoset flatus
You gruesome backpack of septic Manx cat remainders
You provoking scabbard of leprous Dorking expectoration
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