hey there! my name is john. im a sixteen year old american boy with a knack of magic and genius tomfoolery. i like old games and movies which you can see THAT down below! i usually go on pesterchum but it wouldnt hurt to try something new. i play the piano, by the way. i also like programming, even though i suck, let a man do his bizz, yeah? thats about it. SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY DAVE! HEAAATTT!

con air, armageddon, deep impact, face/off, ghostbusters, ghostbusters ii, mac and me, little monsters, contact, a time to kill, failure to launch, ghost dad, tenet, 2001: a space odyssey, labyrinth, all of the older spider-man movies, top gun, office space, planes, trains and automobiles, raising arizona, the birdcage, the last boy scout, mamma mia!, the hangover trilogy, birdy, nerdy sci-fi, anime movies (like sailor moon features), tokusatsu films, b-movie schlock, the matrix, star wars (original trilogy and prequels), star trek ii: the wrath of khan, galaxy quest, back to the future trilogy, the fifth element, big trouble in little china, napoleon dynamite, bill & ted’s excellent adventure, tremors, pacific rim, mystery men, the iron giant, the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension, kung pow! enter the fist, batman & robin, mortal kombat (1995), hackers, clue, mars attacks!, scott pilgrim vs. the world, sky high, speed racer (2008), flash gordon (1980), the room, birdemic, sharknado, foodfight!, jupiter ascending, the cat in the hat (2003), inspector gadget, bee movie, spaceballs, megamind, wargames, tron, tron: legacy, the neverending story, who framed roger rabbit, ready player one, pixels, zathura, the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (2005), earth girls are easy, power rangers the movie (1995).