Due to my job, I am constantly reading and surfing the web. Even though I stay away from that trending news, at times I find myself getting sucked into reading the tabloid articles about celebrity life and the drama of being famous. I have read a few things about Justin Andrew Bieber and have unfollowed 1,000's of bielbers on twitter. I have to admit, the kid has talent when it comes to music. He seems like a decent guy so I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he wouldn't turn into a raging attention wanting monster. But this latest scandal that has rocked the tweenager world to the core and it might ruin it for J-Biebs.
He might be a baby daddy.
Before you lose your mind and start trying to wear your computer monitor as a hat here are the facts. First, it all started in L.A., also know as "City Of Babymakers," when J-Biebs had a rockin show going and had "Baby" repeating over and over in his head so he decided to act. The unsuspecting victim to his malicious plan was a 19-year-old girl, Mariah Yeater, plucked from the crowd after the show. I know exactly what you are thinking, why is a 19 year old out on the town without a chaperone? I am pretty sure it is because J-Biebs whipped his perfectly coiffed bangs and knocked the chaperone into some dark closet so he could prey upon this unsuspecting older woman. Once the victim was, um, victimized, J-Biebs was whisked off to his next show and the girl nothing but a pregnant J-Biebs fan. Nine months later, Lil' J-Biebs Jr. was out and about playing Didgeridoo, Conch, and Trombone all at the same time. Mariah Yeater started Jr. with the brass instruments because of the wonderful experiences she had being in her church marching band.
Of course the legal team for Justin Bieber Senior has said there is no basis for the allegations and they will pursue protecting Justin Andrew "J-Biebs" Bieber Sr and his name. After I did more research, I found it is actually against the law to have sexual relations with any person under the age of 18 in the state of California.
Mariah, besides proving that you are 99.9% crazy, you probably will end up in jail if it is true. We can only hope that someone out in the intrawebs will notice the talented J-Biebs Jr. on YouTube and get him his chance to change the world. Never Say Never!