BERJAYA

2026

10

Feb

Margot Robbie’s Armpit Headlines the Armpit Fetish Post of the Day

It was brought to my attention that this Margot Robbie Armpit video was going viral. My gay hairstylist friend who is obsessed with celebrity gossip sent it my way, asking if armpit fetishes were actually a real thing….

Coincidentally, even though I don’t believe in coincidences, and clearly I’m just a fucking clairvoyant, call me MISS CLEO…I had already saved 30 armpit fetish pictures to post at some point this week…..

You see, I meal prep these posts sometimes, it happens because it’s thankless fucking work and I don’t like sitting on a computer to work on a site no one pays me to update.

I am the lowest paid website owner, no one subscribes to my substack or my onlyfans or whatever else, so while other people make millions, I barely cover server costs…

But enough about me…this is about Armpits….

Yes, Armpit fetishes exist, Pit Bros are as fanatical as the Feet Bros, only they get less coverage.

I’ve had armpit fetish friends going back 30 or more years, so I have been aware of a motherfucker loving armpits and rating armpits by their level of fuckability.

You can argue that men have always had armpit fetishes, except the french, which is why they encourage or normalized shaving pits so they they have bare little perverted armpits, like little girl armpits….

The crazy thing is that not all armpit fetishists are in it to fuck the pit, some just want to lick and smell the pit, it really depends on their version of a pit fetish…

There are smells, sweat and pheromones in the armpits, women communicate their fertility and willingness to fuck through their musky pit smells….

So it’s not just about dry pit friction, where the pit looks like a crevice you can fuck…it’s more complex….and people are sad porn addicts who need to sexualize weird things to find intimacy after being mentally destroyed by regular sex videos.

Doesn’t mean it’s not fucking weird….so here are those pits LADY SPEED STICK motherfuckers…

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2026

10

Feb

The Britney Spears Titty Dance Video of the Day

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Here is a new Britnery Spears video she’s posted of herself dancing in her underwear.

There may even be a nipple slip but thanks to her creative vision and over processing her dance video, that shit is deep fried so hard you can’t really tell what the fuck you are looking at….CRISPY COLORS and shit…

Which is a convenient way to take old content and make it look new….because the actual Britney is dead or sedated in the corner somewhere…

Then there’s the whole possibility that it’s not Britney at all, just some other middle aged bitch dancing…

The point is that this golden bullshit distracting noise is a top level, top trained, high functioning popstar…but she’s dancing more awkward than the TikTok dance videos of half retarded woman who stocks shelves at the local dollar store thanks to some sort of work program for half retards where company owners get to pay them less than minimum wage and write it off as a charitable donation….

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2026

10

Feb

Trying to See Up Sydney Sweeney’s Skirt of the Day

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Apparently Sweeney rang the bell at the Stock Exchange for the Finance Bros to have something to jerk off to.

She didn’t with American Eagle Outfitters CEO who she went viral with for implying that skinny blonde white chicks with big tits are the superior race.

They did some play on words about having good genes and it triggered a bunch of multi-colored dogs to do their best to rabidly attack the big titty blonde on social media.

I think they call it RAGE BAITING for the retard minds to turn on each other in this prison cell they call life…

Probably similar to this Super Bowl Halftime show that was in Spanish and celebrated or glorified the Sugar Plantation slavery and colonialism….not that I watched that shit, sports are too gay for me….but it rage baited people….like it was Sydney Sweeney, who is now some sort of beacon of hope to the white nationalist movement because she’s a skinny blonde with big tits….all aryan and shit…

Anyway, she wore a jean dress, she may have a hard nipple, but more interestingly, she’s giving you a little upskirt fetish content, because up that skirt and between those midget legs, is her BOX.

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Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

09

Feb

Jessica Alba Looking Rougher than Lauren Sanchez of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s looking like an old battered woman in an abusive relationship…

She cosplayed being hispanic celebrity by participating in a cameo in the Bad Bunny’s hispanic themed Super Bowel half time show, which focused on the plight of the Puerto Rican born with an American passport, making it so hard to make it in America, despite being an American….making them hate ICE, despite having the passport already…it’s some weird politically charged gayness…

For those who don’t know, Alba identifies as a Mexican American immigrant who ICE wants to remove, despite being born in the USA….

She did a DNA test on TV where she found out that she was:

~72.7% European

~22.5% East Asian & Native American (primarily Indigenous Mexican ancestry)

~2.0% Sub-Saharan African

~0.3% Middle Eastern/North African

Her entire identity as an actress was being a Mexican, or LATINA, so she triple downed on it….when she should have gone with the plight of the Native American having their land stolen by the colonialists, I don’t know if she has enough of that DNA to get tax concessions or part of the profits of the Native Casinos….but at least it would be more honest than her latina shit…

Sure, you can be a European Mexican, like you can be a White Caribbean…but I’d assume identifying as a Latina or as a Black person doesn’t really work when you’re WHITE….

Anyway, she virtue signalled and bullshitted while her face looked rougher than the tranny Bezos married….

ROUGH….because all things die….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2026

09

Feb

Madelyn Cline Gives Boners at Super Bowels of the Day

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Madelyn Cline is one of the few celebrities who manages to give legitimate boners. You know, the kind that don’t require much manipulation, propaganda or mind control exercises that tap into the depths of our retard brains through sophisticated neuroscience tools and frequencies that tell us what to think…

Madelyn Cline is one of those celebs you should want to fuck because she looks like a porn chick who you would want to fuck, not the gutter kind with bad skin and a meth addiction to mask the sadness in their souls from being molested as children, forcing them to be in a life of getting paid for sex….

She was at the Super Bowel…trying to make it less gay…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

09

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits at a Film Festival of the Day

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WOOF WOOF.

Sydney Sweeney wasn’t at the Super Bowel, unless she was at the Super Bowel and these pictures of her were tits in a dress from a film festival were pre Super Bowel…

I wouldn’t know because I don’t participate in the Super Bowel.

I guess my brain isn’t plugged int into the hive mind machine that feeds our opinions with propaganda, making us Kardasshian loving consumers of dog shit that retards our brains.

Which means, I have not been seduced into the Super Bowel like 90 percent of people seem to be.

Watching rigged games owned by the profiteering rich elite creepers of the world, for an event that targets other rich elite creepers of the world, where they all come together at weird branded events that are hard for anyone but other rich elite creepers and influencers to get into, where they may or may not do their weird satanic rituals and human sacrifices, while a huge group of people are enthralled and under the spell…

The event being called the SUPER BOWEL, with heavy corporate sponsorship from evil brands, where retards wait to see their commercials that market to them, because they aren’t marketed to enough….

With a Halftime show performed by a guy named BAD BUMMY, to break up a bunch of men in tights slapping each others asses and rubbing their faces in each other’s asses while chasing a ball across an invisible line before group showers…..

GAY.

When Ricky Martin is the least gay thing about the Super Bowl, you know you’re in trouble…

So we focus on most important things, like how busted up Sydney Sweeney is, despite being marketed as hot as shit by the same expert marketing and propaganda bullshit that push NFL on your retard brains….

When CLEARLY, she’s just a host body for tits, used to distract the retards through sexualization and confusion…

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Here’s some pics of the overhyped ditch pig in her underwear because MIDGET LEGS don’t count when you have tits…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

09

Feb

Cellulite Girls of the Day

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There is a movement that celebrates cellulite girls. I am not sure if it is a fetish that a bunch of fat cottage cheese ass bitches decided to start on social media, knowing that they’d be able to lure a lot of desparados out there to DM them or sign up to their exclusive content channels.

You know, one of those put the cellulite out there and empower the cellulite, so that other girls with cellulite will join in, normalizing cellulite….

The reality is that cellulite may not be the most attractive looking thing on a fat assed woman, but even skinny chicks have it, thanks the whole estrogen needed to make babies, storing the fat in their ass and thighs, making cellulite an unfortunate sign of femininity….

You know real girl shit that that the tranny invaders can’t mimic with their prostates pumping, even though a lot of these girls are just fat asses.

So as much as one hates fat chicks and lazy chicks, you almost have to support the cellulite movement for being womanly….in a world of trannies.

Posted in:Cellulite

2026

09

Feb

Brooke Burke’s Full Corpse Half Naked in the Kitchen of the Day

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There comes a point in every fit chick with fake tits life, where she ages out and looks like a creepy fucking corpse.

That point in time has happened for Brooke Burke, who at one time was the host of travel party show called WILD ON, where she secured a seriously creepy fanbase who loved everything she did and would die for her honor, you know fan boy weirdness…

That was 25 years ago, maybe longer and in those 25 years, 25 years has happened to her.

Even though she is fit and has committed her life to health and wellness, after hosting a show about international partying….she still look like a dehydrated or mummified monster you’d like to fuck…because it’s better than your dried out fleshlight….

Check it out…she’s got one thing right, bitches belong in kitchens and more importantly, in bikinis in said kitchens, and not just for social media clickbait generating self promotion hype, but for the rare chance that a herpe scab will fall into the soup for us to EAT UP….

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2026

09

Feb

Unsolicited Text Messages of the Day

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An influencer or media personality who is on my FACEBOOK, because I am a boomer and I still check my FACEBOOK every once in a while, even though I hate the internet and participating in social media in any way……posted these screenshots of some weirdo who reached out to her with pics of his mommy/baby fetish and I thought it was too iconic to not celebrate.

I had the decency of editing the poor idiot’s name out of the post, but he went at it hard with full face, that anyone who knows him, will know this is the kind of weirdness he sends influencer chicks, just hoping to be seen….which could potentially lead to his killing himself from shame.

I’m just posting it as a public service announcement, because I assume the 3 people who accidentally ended up here are equally weird and consistently message creepy shit to influencer chicks…

So this is a reminder that if you go HARD enough and offend them HARD enough, they will see you.

If you are lucky, they will post you on their instagram or FB for everyone to see, in an attempt to shame you….because girls are mean and if the tables were turned and you posted pics of some fat chick who sends you nudes laughing at her fatness, you’d be the bad guy and end up in jail for digital sexual assault or some shit….double standards….

Which means, you’ve captivated them and MAY one day get their SEX.

Or maybe, you should keep your mommy/baby diaper weirdness to your damn self…

Posted in:Text

2026

06

Feb

Lily Rose Depp – Lesbian Legs of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has always had a rockin’ set of cankles, which unlike a rockin set of tits, is not quite the same kind of rockin…..since cankles aren’t hot…

She also had a solid set of dwarf legs, straight some some other realm her reptilian father crawled out of…

Her thighs are sturdy, her leggings are tight, her pussy being hugged harder than when her lesbian lover fists her, and the whole thing may not be that exciting to anyone but me…

Her strong midget legs would be good to wear as a scarf, The way these lesbians do it since they don’t have cocks to fuck with..choked you out before snapping your neck when she realizes you have that toxic masculine weapon in your hand, your micro penis, something terrifying to these lesbians….

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