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DIMM the lights and draw the curtains
High stakes; hot takes; no breaks
The ascent of Druckonomics
A lot of Magic: The Gathering cards got printed and some people aren’t happy
Take chart
It’s the economy, stupid
Alpha; Ireland; inflation; cookies; London; TikTok;gas masks
Don’t believe the hyperscalers; it takes depreciation of billions to hold them back
Investors suddenly love guns and ammo
Estimate*estimate
Chomp chomp chomp
From bond nerd to gold bug
Dollarisation; the high street; trade disintegration; trust; Bluesky; growth
It’s just made hundreds of billions of dollars by accident
Insurance; Yale model; tech sovereignty; Cuba; Alzheimer’s; pig butchering; sentiment; ICE; Melania; celibacy; hospitality
Because it doesn’t look like it’s the central banks
America; stablecoins; trillionaires; Bessent; Kanye West; boredom; television
If not now, yen?
T+1 settlement
FBI; OpenAI; Airport book brain; Autobahns & Nazism; Fed decisions; Davos; US Treasuries; repo; ICE shooting; AI; Zynex; UK productivity; forecasting; more forecasting; Japan; Davos; London; bugs
Alpha 🤜 🤛 AGI
Statistically speaking
I charted and it smelled like chart
Market inefficiencies; Egan-Jones; VTB; all the US things that keep happening; Uber driving; robo-taxiing; and acaderping
Britain’s ‘King in the North’ rattles markets a very tiny little bit
If something’s not worth doing, it’s not worth doing properly
Air pollutants; Greenland or possibly Iceland; Fed hike likelihood; Davos; agentic AI; and football management
Or not. Up to you really
And a lot of hedge funds are probably hating it
‘Did give that away’
This is NOT investment advice
Canada; Greenland; what DOGE leaves behind; concentration camps; Nvidia; prediction market degens; and nonsense
Another dose of complications for lenders
Intercontinentally wide spreads
China; prediction markets; US banking; Bari Weiss; linear time; boredom; and snooker
What doesn’t leak doesn't live
Tee-minus