
In trying to be supportive of Madelyn's Chinese learning, Matt stopped off at the Chinese Supermarket a couple of weeks ago to pick up a treat. He bought some creme wafer cookies in coconut and "DURIEN FRUIT" flavor. The coconut was great. Durien fruit.....NOT! We opened the package and, I'm not exaggerating here, it smelled like a natural gas leak. Matt immediately rushed it out to the garage but had to still eat some to say he did. Didn't love it. He described it as a mixture of onion/garlic/smelly socks/cream cheese. So we tried throwing it in our garbage can that's in our garage. Went out five minutes later and our garage REEKED of it. So Matt moved the garbage can out to the side of our house. We went outdoors a few minutes later and I worried that our neighbors might call the natural gas company about a leak. So we removed the offending cookies, put them in a ziploc, and dropped them back in the garbage can.
Come to find out later that Durien fruit is BANNED on all public transportation and in hotels in Asia. A friend of Matt's who was in China once had some Durien fruit and took half of it back to his hotel room to save for later. Minutes after he put it in his fridge, the front desk called saying that neighboring hotel-stayers were complaining of the smell.
This brings up a few questions for me...
1) If the cookies (processed and frosted and pumped with sugar) tasted/smelled that bad, what does the real fruit smell/taste like?
2) Why didn't the cashiers at the Chinese Supermarket warn Matt (they were probably too busy laughing at him to do it)?
3) Should I kiss Matt yet? Has the smell/flavor worn off?
4) Any of YOU ever tried it?

