- I turn coffee into bugs ☕🐞
- Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. (I don’t.)
- It works. Don’t touch it.
- I fix one bug and introduce three more for free
- Code so clean it deletes itself
- I break things so you don’t have to
- Abandon hope, all ye who read my code
- I analyze cells so they don’t analyze me
- Trust the pipeline (after re-running it 3 times)
- RNA-seq: where hope goes to be normalized
- I run pipelines so my laptop can suffer
- One more analysis and it’ll be publishable
- This README has more clarity than my research direction
- This seemed like a good idea at 3 AM
- Still alive
