I know that someday I'll look back on Alex's growing years and laugh.....but I'm not laughing now.
Alex, Dude, you're in a rotten phase! So, like any good mother, I'm going to document it. You know, for posterity's sake and all.
1. You stole the Tic-Tacs out of my car and then lied when I asked you why your tongue was green. For this, you received a 3 hour time-out in the bathroom while we painted your bedroom. You were SO excited to help us paint, so not letting you was the worst thing we could do.
2. You are getting in a bit of trouble at Pre-school! Your teacher has to talk to me about every other day to tell me that you were not obedient to her. Your punishment was to be grounded all day in your bedroom.
3. You left your Ipod in your pants pocket and it got washed. It seems to still work.
4. You spill all of your shampoo into the tub so it is super watery. You also squired soap all over your bathroom mirror. For that, I made you clean your whole bathroom and I thoroughly enjoyed hearing you say, "Yuck! Ew, gross!", while you cleaned your toilet. It's your pee!! Clean it!
5. You spray painted your face in Lowes the other day. Yes, I agree, I should not have let you hold the can of spray paint, but I thought the red security lock would withstand The Alex Test. I was wrong. I really wish I would have taken a picture because you looked hilarious, but at the time I was so concerned about you having paint in your eyes. Thankfully, you did not and I'm sure the worst part for you was me scrubbing your face in the paint aisle with a Wet Wipe.
Oh boy.....you are a challenge little man!!!! But I still love you.
Alex, Dude, you're in a rotten phase! So, like any good mother, I'm going to document it. You know, for posterity's sake and all.
1. You stole the Tic-Tacs out of my car and then lied when I asked you why your tongue was green. For this, you received a 3 hour time-out in the bathroom while we painted your bedroom. You were SO excited to help us paint, so not letting you was the worst thing we could do.
2. You are getting in a bit of trouble at Pre-school! Your teacher has to talk to me about every other day to tell me that you were not obedient to her. Your punishment was to be grounded all day in your bedroom.
3. You left your Ipod in your pants pocket and it got washed. It seems to still work.
4. You spill all of your shampoo into the tub so it is super watery. You also squired soap all over your bathroom mirror. For that, I made you clean your whole bathroom and I thoroughly enjoyed hearing you say, "Yuck! Ew, gross!", while you cleaned your toilet. It's your pee!! Clean it!
5. You spray painted your face in Lowes the other day. Yes, I agree, I should not have let you hold the can of spray paint, but I thought the red security lock would withstand The Alex Test. I was wrong. I really wish I would have taken a picture because you looked hilarious, but at the time I was so concerned about you having paint in your eyes. Thankfully, you did not and I'm sure the worst part for you was me scrubbing your face in the paint aisle with a Wet Wipe.
Oh boy.....you are a challenge little man!!!! But I still love you.
