Monster Energy :: Lethal Compound

Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020
Last updated: Sun, Aug 9, 2020

I’m trying to cut out energy drinks from my life… kinda. Sorta. Not really. Up until maybe a few months ago, I used to have at least a can a day, and I did this for years. It doesn’t really seem like that much, but I’m trying to be at least a bit healthier so energy drinks seem to be the first on the chopping block.

… But, I have this unquenchable thirst (HAAAA!!!! I’m a literary genius) to try as many Monster flavours as I can get my hands on. Why? Don’t know. Call it corporate bootlicking, brand worship, the unwritten twelfth principle type of liberalism as written by Comrade Mao in 1937.

If you disagree with any of my drink opinions then you can send me an email where you will be promptly blocked, reported for harassment, and my lawyer will be contacted.

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S - excellence in beverage creation
A - pretty damn good!
B - fulfils the assignment of being a pleasant drinking experience
C - undrinkable by itself but palatable when mixing
F - unfit for human consumption

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Last Updated: Sat, Mar 21, 2026
Posted: Tue, Jul 28, 2020

‘The world’s most impartial, reputable, intelligently created and masterfully crafted source for all things energy drink reviews’ - me, just now

The Ultra Line

Last Updated: Tue, Jun 3, 2025
Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

Sugar free line of drinks. Spoiler: they all taste the same.

The Juiced Line

Last Updated: Wed, Oct 16, 2024
Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

What’s this, Monster Energy for people who like fruit juice? It makes no sense.

The Reserve Line

Last Updated: Thu, Oct 21, 2021
Posted: Wed, Oct 6, 2021

‘Reserve’ is apparently a newer line of spin-offs of the OG Monster flavour.

The Java Line

Last Updated: Sun, Jun 13, 2021
Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

Reviews of the coffee line of Monster drinks.

The Maxx Strength Line

Last Updated: Tue, Aug 11, 2020
Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

This was the nitrogen-fueled Monster line - weird drinking experience but a pleasant one.

The Mutant Line

Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

This was a Vietnamese line by the looks of it… I have no idea how they made it to my neck of the woods but I’ll take it.

The Espresso Line

Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

The more-intense Java line, if you will.

The Dragon Line

Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020

Monster’s tea-infused line.


	Monster Energy Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Last updated: Sun, Aug 9, 2020 I’m trying to cut out energy drinks from my life… kinda. Sorta. Not really. Up until maybe a few months ago, I used to have at least a can a day, and I did this for years. It doesn’t really seem like that much, but I’m trying to be at least a bit healthier so energy drinks seem to be the first on the chopping block. … But, I have this unquenchable thirst (HAAAA!!!! I’m a literary genius) to try as many Monster flavours as I can get my hands on. Why? Don’t know. Call it corporate bootlicking, brand worship, the unwritten twelfth principle type of liberalism as written by Comrade Mao in 1937. If you disagree with any of my drink opinions then you can send me an email where you will be promptly blocked, reported for harassment, and my lawyer will be contacted. Hate reading? View the ever-updating tier list here. S - excellence in beverage creation A - pretty damn good! B - fulfils the assignment of being a pleasant drinking experience C - undrinkable by itself but palatable when mixing F - unfit for human consumption explore the latest The Original Line Last Updated: Sat, Mar 21, 2026 Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Reviews of Monster’s original (??) line(s) of drinks Tier List Last Updated: Sat, Mar 21, 2026 Posted: Tue, Jul 28, 2020 ‘The world’s most impartial, reputable, intelligently created and masterfully crafted source for all things energy drink reviews’ - me, just now The Ultra Line Last Updated: Tue, Jun 3, 2025 Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Sugar free line of drinks. Spoiler: they all taste the same. The Juiced Line Last Updated: Wed, Oct 16, 2024 Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 What’s this, Monster Energy for people who like fruit juice? It makes no sense. The Reserve Line Last Updated: Thu, Oct 21, 2021 Posted: Wed, Oct 6, 2021 ‘Reserve’ is apparently a newer line of spin-offs of the OG Monster flavour. The Java Line Last Updated: Sun, Jun 13, 2021 Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Reviews of the coffee line of Monster drinks. The Maxx Strength Line Last Updated: Tue, Aug 11, 2020 Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 This was the nitrogen-fueled Monster line - weird drinking experience but a pleasant one. The Mutant Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 This was a Vietnamese line by the looks of it… I have no idea how they made it to my neck of the woods but I’ll take it. The Espresso Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 The more-intense Java line, if you will. The Dragon Line Posted: Sat, Jul 18, 2020 Monster’s tea-infused line.