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Favorite films

  • Bronco Billy
  • Burden of Dreams
  • Dear Diary
  • Mulholland Dr.

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  • A Face in the Crowd

    ★★★★★

  • The Napa Boys

    ★★★★

  • Highway Patrolman

    ★★★★

  • Jay Kelly

    ★★½

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Armageddon Time
★★ Watched

made this a double feature with PREY FOR THE DEVIL at the ol' AMC and didn't realize i'd be watching two films about exorcisms. one is some shot-in-bulgaria trash about exorcising a literal demon from hell possessing a young girl (along with your standard emotional through-line about forgiving yourself or whatever), and one is a very tony oscar-friendly attempt to expunge the director's personal guilt about not realizing his own privilege one time when he failed to do the right…

Black Adam
★★½ Watched

utterly baffled by the critical consensus that this is The Worst Film Of All Time when it isn't even the worst dwayne johnson/jaume collet-serra collaboration of the last 18 months. even if we're correcting for movies with a real hollywood budget and professional actors and all the images in focus and that sort of thing, i can think of a dozen films produced with this much industrial machinery in the last five years that were less entertaining and thematically coherent…

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The Napa Boys
★★★★ Liked Watched

a beautiful thing to walk into an AMC and see something this deliberately stupid and hostile to its audience

Jay Kelly
★★½ Watched

insipid, silly film for which adam sandler should absolutely have won best supporting actor

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After the Wedding
★★ Watched

my favorite weird thing about this exceedingly weird and bad movie is that it confirms but in no way explains why the film's patriarch, a stern and controlling danish industrialist and family man, really loves the song "it's raining men"