Everything ☆Starry☆ CANNOT do. | Linktree

1. ☆Starry☆ is not allowed to declare war on any country, thing or person.

2. ☆Starry☆  is not allowed to convince other people that they are actually ☆Starry☆

3. ☆Starry☆ is not allowed to claim he is the king/queen of anything.

4. "you arent my dad" is not an excuse to ignore any authority figure.

5. ☆Starry☆ is not allowed to insult discord moderators.

6. ☆Starry☆ should not be allowed to speak in public spaces without supervision.

6. No, ☆Starry☆ cannot and will NOT be allowed to cosplay as "invincible" or any other invunerable characters. 

7. Never accept any items from ☆Starry☆ without ensuring they are safe to handle.

8. ☆Starry☆ does not decide what is and what is not funny. 

9. If ☆Starry☆ has to ask, it isn't a good idea.

10. ☆Starry☆ is not a rapper, or musical producer of any kind, and should not be allowed access to any form of studio space.


List #1

1. ☆Starry☆ does not rule anything, especially the world.

2. You are not required to follow any instructions given by ☆Starry☆ at any time.

3. Do not give ☆Starry☆ any form of barbecue sauce, even if asked nicely. 

4. ☆Starry☆ cannot edit these forms anymore.

5. No coffee is naturally laced with Covid-19, and all claims of this nature made by ☆Starry☆ should be ignored.

6. "For the emperor" is NOT a reason to commit any act that violates the law.

7. Blood is not "spicy straw berry juice" and cannot be commercially bottled.

8. ☆Starry☆ is no longer allowed to perform any kind of medial procedure. 

9. Airplanes are not "magical time machines". 

10. ☆Starry☆ cannot blow you up with their mind. 

List #2

1. ☆Starry☆ does not pocess the ability to consume anything other than edible items.

2. Do not give ☆Starry☆ any non-food items with intention for them to consume it, they will. 

3. ☆Starry☆ is no longer allowed to attend any convention. 

4. ☆Starry☆ may not run a youtube channel, or any channel of any kind.

5. ☆Starry☆ is not to be given ketchup and a knife "for fun" again.

6. ☆Starry☆ may not utlize explosives to solve electronic issues.

7. ☆Starry☆ may no longer utilize any form of explosive medium. 

8. Guns are not "fun time play toys" and ☆Starry☆ may not give them out freely. 

9. No, love is not a "hurricane" and ☆Starry☆ is no longer allowed to travel anywhere near Florida.

10. No matter how many times ☆Starry☆ may claim it, chocolate fountains are not related to "The Fountain of Youth". 

List #3

1. ☆Starry☆ may not listen to any music outside of the Jazz and Swing genres anymore. 

2. ☆Starry☆ is not any form of secret agent, and does not work with the government. 

3. After previous issues, ☆Starry☆ is no longer allowed to wear fedoras and sunglasses together for any reason. 

4. At no point should ☆Starry☆ have any form of screw driver or hammer unless supervised. 

5. No more pocket knifes, or hatchets, or machetes. 

6. You do not owe ☆Starry☆ any debt, and you do not have to repay anything to ☆Starry☆ with your soul.

7. ☆Starry☆ is NOT allowed to make deals with people in exchange for their first born sons. 

8. ☆Starry☆ is not any form of superhero, supervillan, or super anything. 

9. All cooking should be done by other people after an incident regarding a certain kitchen oven. 

10. ☆Starry☆ is not allowed ownership of any pet other than a cat. 

List #4

1. No, life is not "roblox" or "minecraft" and ☆Starry☆ is not allowed to hold anyone captive as "trading villagers". 

2. ☆Starry☆ is not to be directed to any media depicting severe weather events. 

3. ☆Starry☆ cannot create severe weather events. 

4. "Too see what happens" should not be accepted as reasoning for anything ☆Starry☆ does. 

5. Keep ☆Starry☆ at least 500 feet away from any fire hydrants. (Remember New Hampshire)

6. ☆Starry☆ is not a master BMX trick performer. 

7. ☆Starry☆ will not claim that they are the president of the united states. 

8. Speak french. 

9. ☆Starry☆ is not a member of the secret service, or any protection agency. 

10. If at any point ☆Starry☆ says "uh oh", run. 

List #5

1. ☆Starry☆ is not a wild west gunslinger, and has no affiliation to any characters from "Red Dead Redemption". 

2. May not attempt to collect "bounties" for any reason. 

3. Play any media related to the 1806 - 1812 period in American history.

4. ☆Starry☆ does not hold any top secret clearences. 

5. Again no, ☆Starry☆ does not hold any degrees related to the sciences or medicine, and no advice from ☆Starry☆ should be taken in stride. 

6. Is no longer allowed to "get funky with it" regardless of how "swag" it is. 

7. At no point may ☆Starry☆ attend any job interviews at Walmart. 

8. Set up any form of totalitarian regime. 

9. ☆Starry☆ does not have magical powers, and cannot brainwash you. 

10. After review, ☆Starry☆ may no longer travel to the states of Arizona or New Mexico for any purpose related to "getting my hands on that blue rock".

List #6

1. Regardless of the context, ☆Starry☆ may never perform maintence on any equipment that requires technical expertise. 

2. ☆Starry☆ is no longer allowed to fly any form of aircraft. 

3. ☆Starry☆ will not introduce himself to new people as "the birthtaker".

4. Claim that lobsters are related to store bought marshmellows.

5. ☆Starry☆ may not send any ex, female, male, or other any form of chocolate again.

List #7

Everything ☆Starry☆ CANNOT do.

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