A wedding full of condiments
Fight Club was a powerful movie and today it's got me thinking about weddings, and houses full of condiments but no food
I write ceremonies from scratch. No scripts. No recycled paragraphs. No reading off an iPad like it's a school play. Customised and personal Non-Religious/Civil and Christian ceremonies since 2009. I call Tasmania home and the world's my wedding venue.

TL;DR
Every ceremony written from scratch for you. 18 minutes, TED-talk inspired, delivered without reading. Your story deserves more than 'insert couple here.'
The ceremony isn't something to 'get through' before drinks. It's the moment we breathe your marriage into existence — the firestarter to your whole celebration.
Quick replies, clear communication, no vendor kickbacks. Professional Bose speakers and Rode audio gear so everyone hears the words that matter. Calm presence when it counts.
What's Included
Since 2009, I've married over 2,900 couples across 24 countries. Here's what you get.
Written from scratch for you. No templates, no recycled paragraphs. Your ceremony is a one-time conversation about something sacred.
Bose speakers and Rode microphones. Everyone hears the ceremony clearly, and your videographer gets pristine audio for your film.
Authorised under the Marriage Act 1961. Also licensed in USA and Canada. Your ceremony will be emotionally resonant and legally solid.
As many conversations as you need — coffee, video call, whatever works. No unnecessary meetings or homework assignments.
Professionally calm and confident on your wedding day. I adapt to the moment, the people, and the beautiful chaos with authenticity.
Inspired by TED Talks — long enough to be meaningful, short enough to keep everyone present and connected to what matters.
Check my availability and choose a package. We'll start getting to know each other.
At least one month before your wedding, we complete the Notice of Intended Marriage together — in person or via video call. I'll guide you through it.
Coffee or video calls to explore your story, values, and vision. I'll write a ceremony that reflects who you are as individuals and as a couple.
I deliver your ceremony with professional audio, calm presence, and no script — creating the moment that anchors your celebration.

"First of all, a huge thank you for this unforgettable wedding. We are so glad we had Josh Withers as our Celebrant at Uluru. Before the wedding he was available to us at almost any time of the day or night. He guided us with a lot of patience in far away Germany through all the forms we had to fill out for our wedding. He also took time to address our fears and concerns that come with making such a decision. The wedding day itself was absolutely wonderful."
Eloped at Uluru
"Josh is a truly wonderful celebrant who will make you feel at ease from your first meeting. Josh has an exceptional way with words and delivered the ceremony of our dreams. It was heart felt and intimate (exactly what we wanted) and I would recommend him to anyone wanting a ceremony that is the opposite of cooker cutter style. His words come straight from the heart (and are not read from off an iPad!) and having him as our celebrant was the perfect intro into marriage. Forever grateful we chose Josh!"
Destination wedding
"Josh wonderful to work with in organizing our special day. Given neither of us had done this before he was helpful, kind and informative, Thanks Josh."
Hobart wedding at Frogmore Creek

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Fight Club was a powerful movie and today it's got me thinking about weddings, and houses full of condiments but no food
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