We're all the real housewives of somewhere.

• Arrow, 30s, lesbian, any pronouns
• I love pop music, movies, archiving, storytelling, yaoi, yuri, math, and sports.
• I am anti-transmed / anti-terf / anti-bioessentialist.
• I read; I write; I lurk; I leave comments; I obsess; I beta read; I overanalyze; I change my mind; I transform & create transformatively; and I look for the romance in everything.

Testimonials:

• "The worst" - Ana
• "I need to say something evil and you're the only bitch who gets me" - My beta
• "Real life Sasuke" - Brixy
• "shrek makes me think of you" - Kitten
• "I'm not thanking you I'm threatening you with a sharp object" - Sani
• "I still sometimes ask myself how I can un-know a person whenever you tweet the wildest shit" - Rae
• "You're like a veteran of every war talking to a veteran of one really bad war" - Miscellar
• "arrow bullied my opponents so hard i ranked up to B-" - Lan
• "Still the worst" - Ana

Costco samples like a motherfucker.

I guess I just like liking things.

Bad Buddy, Splatoon, South Park, Taylor Swift, Haikyuu!!, Lost, Legend of Zelda (BOTW/TOTK), My Brother My Brother & Me, Pentagon, Psych, Avatar (TLA/LOK), MDZS/The Untamed, The Social Network, X-Men, boy bands, girl groups, pop girlies, K-Pop, The Good Place, Merlin, Death Note, Kuroko No Basuke, Love Live!, Pokémon, Yowapeda, Bandom, Super Junior, SHINee, Animal Crossing, Gravity Falls, Powerpuff Girls, Cartoons, American Dragon, Xiaolin Showdown, Super Mario Odyssey, Spiderverse, A Series of Unfortunate Events, One Direction, High School Musical, Shrek 2, My School President, Little Mix, Panic! at the Disco, Ted Lasso, Scooby-Doo

There's always a flaw in the system.

Feel free to get in touch via email at hi@aroceu.cloud. Sign my guestbook?

I need a second to let the classiness waft over me.

2008-2026

"It says a kingdra.net production."
"On the front page?"
"On every page."