Eventually I will write a full post on this but lately I’ve had to explain the “Creeper Age Equation” to my friends a lot.

So people, to determine if someone falls in your creeper-age-range you take your age, divide it in half then add 7. Anything less than the outcome is in the total creeper zone.

Let me give you an example: If you are 24 you divide your age in half= 12. Then add 7 giving you 19. Do NOT date below 19 years old. And no matter what your creeper age is Never EVER go below 18! That’s like walking around wearing the opposing team’s colors in Lincoln on a Husker game day; you’re just asking for trouble.

If this isn’t clear enough for you then I am sincerely worried. And don’t ask me about how old is too much older, I’m still working on a mathematic equation for that.