NeatStats

Simple, lightweight, privacy-first web stats

NeatStats makes it easy to learn about how, when, and where your website is viewed. We respect everyone’s privacy by only working with basic information that browsers already share with web servers by default. We don’t log any IP addresses, ever.

Privacy first

We don’t do any gross stuff—no fingerprinting, no cross-site tracking, no behavioral tracking, and no cookies or local storage. We just store basic data about each visit to your site, respecting your viewers’ privacy.

Your data, your way, with our API

You can use the NeatStats API to retrieve your data in multiple formats, as often as you’d like. You can also use the API to record visits, so you can use NeatStats in many different contexts.

Updoots

Turn any emoji into a button on your pages and see the number of clicks it gets. Use it for likes, votes, or your own creative ideas.

Cool charts and graphs

You’re gonna love our charts, graphs, and tables. Here’s a sparkline of the last 24 hours of views on this page.

Gone viral? We’ll let you know

Configure email alerts to be notified when one of your pages starts to receive more attention than usual.

How about a map? Here’s one that shows visits to this page:

We take a privacy-focused approach to geolocation, grouping views and plotting them in aggregate at a nearby predefined location. Exact locations are not stored or revealed. (And the accuracy of IP-based geolocation can be pretty dubious anyway.)

The fairest pricing imaginable

You can record stats for a site for just $5 per year. Per year. They’re just database entries; charging more than that would be silly. And we’re not going to nickel-and-dime you on pageview counts or anything like that.

We’ll be ready soon

We’re still building NeatStats, but you’ll be able to sign up soon. Over the next week or so, we’ll show you what it will look like. Stop by every now and then to see what’s new.

And one last thing.

NeatStats is made by Neatnik, the guy behind omg.lol. So, like, it’ll definitely be fun to use. But, far more importantly, it’s made by someone who believes that DEI is essential, no one is illegal, Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, disability rights are civil rights, love is love, and you deserve a union.

We hope you’ll give NeatStats a try when it’s ready.