By Tom and Taylor
Today Jennifer was away when an ugly but familiar monster came knocking.
3 hours ago... Alas, today we were at church when we first caught a glimpse of the fiends yellow eyes and rotten brown and crooked teeth. I could blame the existence of the warty loathsome beast on evil influence of the adversary convincing our susceptible bishop to weaken and cave.
Yep, he had moved church start time to 1:00 P.M. For all that is holy, NOooo...
So it was when the claws of hunger thrust greedily into bowels. Captive as I was, the monster distainfully sank his teeth into my side. All I am saying is, "dude, I could like totally relate, you know, to like the crucifixion, right?"
1 hour ago... Upon returning to our demesnes, Taylor and I crafted the ultimate weapon. (No, it was not a +23 reaver claymore of dessication.) We created the dumpster burger. Picture this, 2 ground beef patties, 1-1/2 brats, 1/2 grilled chicken breast, 2 spiral cut ham slices, 5 cheese slices of cheddar and swiss, home made beef chili, salsa, on 1-1/2 buns and for flavor, A1, franks red hot, sweet baby rays and sweet city barbeque sauces piled high. Each bite was a unique and diverse culinary medley culminating in a hunger monster slaying symphony.
Isaac and nick fought bravely with a peanut butter, chocolate chip and marshmallow tortilla sandwich. Semper Fi...
10 minutes ago... that filthy creature put his matted tail between its legs and flew with a sniveling whimper. Well met and farewell my cowardly adversary. Until next time irascible gutter spawn. Taylor said he would give the beast about 20 minutes.
Tom and Taylor