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CLASS GATHERING Details for class gathering are as follows:Time: Flexible Venue: 26 Bukit Batok East Avenue 2, #17-04, Tower 2A, Hillview Regency How to get here: 1) Via shuttle bus. There is a half-hourly shuttle service that starts at 1.30pm all the way to 6.45pm, between my condo and West Mall. Those who wish to take the shuttle bus, please call me when you reach West Mall so I can bring you here, as it is best that a resident comes along with you. Also, please try to arrange your arrival in groups. 2) Public transport, ie. BUS. You will have to walk outside Bukit Batok Interchange, travel to the bus stop opposite and take bus services 985 or 176. Taking the bus stop which you board the bus to be the 1st bus stop, alight at the 4th bus stop. You'll be outside my condo. Note: 1) If you wish to come earlier to play, do inform me. 2) Facilities available are: a) Tennis courts b) Basketball Court (half) c) swimming pool d) pool table 3) We are going to get our bbq raw stuff at kembangan earlier in the day. If you wish to tag along, do inform either me or Anita. FOR MORE INFORMATION, ASK ME. Thanks. Yay! I just realised that for a lot of us, we only have 4 days left together, so i decided to take a moment dedicate a song, i think probably on behalf of the class, to a very special member of our class. I won't say whom, but it should be pretty obvious...P.S. I didn't change the lyrics, yes they were THAT perfect. Christina Aguilera - Fighter After all you put me through You'd think I'd despise you But in the end I wanna thank you 'Cause you made me that much stronger Well I, thought i knew you Thinking, that you were true Guess I, I couldn't trust Called your bluff, time is up 'Cause I've had enough You were, there by my side Always, down for the ride But your, joy ride just came down in flames 'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm After all of the stealing and cheating You probably think that I hold resentment for you But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong 'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through So I wanna say thank you, cause it... [Chorus] Makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter Never, saw it coming All of, your backstabbing Just so, you could cash in On a good thing before I realized your game I heard, you're going around Playing, the victim now But don't, even begin Feeling I'm the one to blame 'Cause you dug your own grave, uh huh After all of the fights and the lies cause you're wanted to haunt me But that won't work anymore Uh, no more, oh no, it's over 'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and never back down So I wanna say thank you [Repeat Chorus] How could this friend I thought I knew Turn out to be unjust, so cruel Could only see the good in you Pretended not to see the truth You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself Through living in denial But in the end you'll see You won't stop me I am a fighter and I I ain't goin' stop There is no turning back I've had enough [Repeat Chorus] Thought I would forget But I, I remember I'll remember, I'll remember [Repeat Chorus] A list of answers you can use when ur stuck.        His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
                Philosophy Exam - 1 hour Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks) Student's answer - This is courage.
- Presumably also the inspiration of Vivaldi (don't forget the Ketchup)
- (dead sheep could really block your tap)
(can't argue with that)
TECHNOLOGY
(to keep him cool in the desert ?) Economics JokesQ:Why did God create economists ? A:In order to make weather forecasters look good. Q. What does an economist do? A. A lot in the short run, which amounts to nothing in the long run. TOP 8 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS
2. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out. 3. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there. 4. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE". 5. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue. 6. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility. 7. You can't be wrong; only subject to an unexpected asymmetric shock. 8. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. ~~~ The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist. The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong. ~~~~ A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ' OK see that big mountain over there?' 'Yes', answered the others eagerly. 'Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it.' ~~ When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. "Wonderful," exclaimed Einstein. "We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity". The second answered 150. "Good," said Einstein. "I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand's nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace". The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, "So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year?" (Adapted from Economist June 13th 1992, p. 71). ~~ Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? A1: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. A2: None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen. A3: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in. A4. None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. A5. None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!! Notice the hidden message 2! Kudos to anita/yixins magical post.It inspired me so much i decided to create a sequel to the beautiful poem! Come Oh little young ones Unto this safe haven, for Never has one failed to enjoy the Clear and beautiful springs In this sanctuary of hope and bliss Let us all enter Let us bathe in this happiness Or Rejoice, for Students, we are no more Students no more? Nay! For University beckons towards us! CCAs, however, indeed are over! Kayaking and orchestras in the past. And as for certain.... Special CCAs with superiority complexes, well... Straight down the first column of the poem is for you !Kung bushmen, cause i can't think of anything that starts with an exclaimation point. Notice the hidden message! Yi Xin's 有感而发：We Own Come Oh little young ones Unto this safe haven, for Never has one failed to enjoy the Clear and beautiful springs In this sanctuary of hope and bliss Let us all enter Let us bathe in this happiness Or Rejoice, for Students, we are no more It will be on our class page for the prom mag! Last day pics! I've never uploaded so many photos before!                                                                                                          
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