There is nothing I like better than a good old religious nutter story and this one is a cracker.
Most religious converts in prison “find Jesus”, but this bloke found ‘Wicca’ and although Cerwyn has been convicted of a further minor offence since leaving jail, and has been placed under a four month curfew, some kind hearted magistrate has agreed to suspend the order for nights of a full moon. Perhaps he hopes to get an invitation to the ‘magic’ ceremonies and all that dancing around the fire ‘bollock naked’.
Now, although I am a born again atheist, I quite like the idea of harmless ‘alternative’ religions competing with the, just as ridiculous, mumbo-jumbo of all those sanctimonious po-faced prelates of the established faiths.
I think that the followers of such weirdo religions should be more visible in our society … So let’s see prancing pagans .. dancing druids .. willy wand waving warlocks .. and a vestal virgin or two would be nice.
Tree hugging ‘Nutty Prince Charlie’ says that he wants to be “the defender of faiths“, so perhaps he can organize (with the help of his witch wife) a Wicca royal wedding for Willy and Katie. They could take their vows before a pentacle on the night of a full moon, while Daddy cuddles the “Lord of the Woods”.
I can’t see the bearded Arch Druid Bishop of Canterbury giving his blessing to this, so who would conduct the ceremony ? … Time to …
… Send for Cerwyn ! 🙂
bigjohn 
