Today I have taken another step towards joining a modern world which, I must confess, I do not always understand or feel at ease with.
Yes, … I have bought a smartphone ! …
All I have to do now is learn how to use it, and having looked at the on-line instruction manual, this could take some time, although my old brain has already worked out how to make ‘phone calls and, best of all, how to text. So, now I’m off to join all those texting ‘zombies’ who walk our streets and are around every corner; but before I go into my trance and begin my wanderings, would someone please tell me …
… Which thumb do I use first ?
bigjohn 
