This is a Christmas beetle, called so because they come out in abundance around Christmas-time. That means now. As I write, one is circling my head and will land soon, somewhere. They come out at night and if I were to walk outside the sidewalk would appear to be moving. I found one at my feet a few minutes ago and got a paper to kill it. Bronte, who had mysteriously woken up and was now at my side, started shouting not to kill it. She told me that if she whispers what she wants for Christmas to the beetle and then lets him go somewhere special, he will whisper in Santa's ear and it will come true. We scooped him/her up, she whispered, and now it's somewhere special outside.
Should I tell her about the one that has now landed on the stair, just a few feet from where she sleeps? Maybe I'll do a little whispering of my own before I let it go...