So late last Sunday afternoon I told the kids to load up into the good ole' family mini van because we were going to take the doggies for a run. Confused yet? Koda and Bear spend their days in a (large) dog kennel and we have to let them run in the only orchard on the ranch that has deer fencing. If they get loose together without the fencing - well - they just keep on running.
We set out and thing were going great! This is not the usual case because sometimes the dogs get loose, we have to chase them down, or there is lots of mud and everyone gets filthy. Or someone is crabby or hungry or thirsty. So many factors when three kids and two dogs are involved. But I digress; it was beautiful out and everyone was happy.
I had parked the van on the access road that runs through the middle of the acreage. Doggies were running everywhere and the kids and I were walking and talking. The field we were in has recently been replanted, the air was warm and it felt like spring! By this time we had reached the far end of the field and came upon the deer fencing.
Josh: MOM!! We've gotta go home right now! I need to go potty!
Me: Honey, just pee in the weeds.
Josh: It's the poops Mom! I gotta go now!
Me: Now?! We aren't even near the van and I'd have to get the dogs and lock up all the gates too! Can't you hold it a bit?
Josh: No!! (he's dancing around now)
Jessa: Just go here then. Nobody will see you. (logical)
Josh: (looking concerned but hey, he's got to go bad) Okay but don't look at me.
And he disappears a bit further down the fence line into the weeds. I holler to Zach to come back - he'd gone off with the dogs - and then had a thought. Did Josh know how to squat down against the fence so he didn't make a mess on his pants? So I hollered over to him and got silence in return.
Poor kid! His pants were a mess and not even a leaf around (remember the new baby trees) to help out! Thankfully, Josh wasn't devastated with embarrassment because Jessa thought this was rather funny. I honestly couldn't help but laugh too. I've had way too many messes with this kid in the past few years........
So Jessa collected the doggies and I helped Josh out of his pants. I will never forget watching him run naked from the waist down through that orchard. So much for that "nobody look at me" comment. We were quite the sight (and I hope no one did see!) with dirty, sweaty doggies in the back and a poopy boy trying to stand up as we drove to the gate. I put the pants on the roof and was seriously considering just throwing them out!
While I was fighting with how to lock up the gate, Jessa had Zach on her lap in the front passenger seat. As I got back in she laughing so hard that she could barely breathe. This is what had happened: Zach had caught sight of himself in the side mirror and had an interesting reaction.
**I should tell you that he had a snack of peanut butter before leaving the house. It got all over his cheeks and he had tried to fix that by using his sleeve. Typical boy move. I didn't clean him up before leaving because I knew he'd need a full bath when we got home. Dirty kids, dirty play, that's just the way we roll! **
So Zach sees himself in the mirror and casually tells Jessa, "Oh! I've got poop on my face!" and then proceeds to wipe his mouth on his other sleeve. Not phased at all. I guess, giving the current situation, that he didn't think having poop on his face was any big deal!!