At the first of every year, I make it a habit to think about the things I've learned in the previous year. Whether it is something of importance or just a simple reminder, I find it rewarding to reflect on lessons I have learned. This year, however, marks a big milestone for me as I am rapidly approaching my 30 years of being alive. And so, I have decided to write a list, of not all the things I've learned in my twenties but the important things. So here we go....
20 Things I've Learned In My Twenties (the hard way)
The following is not in any particular order.
1. Not everyone likes me. I don't know why this took me so long to understand. I mean, how could you not love this face and charming personality? You must have some sort of disease if you can't like me!!!! I took it so personally when others didn't like me. And then I realized two things. One: I don't like most other people and for no particular reason other than the fact that they "aren't my kind" of people. Two: I REALLY don't like the people who don't like me. That still makes me laugh. I was so worried about WHY someone didn't like me that I never stopped to think "I don't like you either."
2. Silence is a beautiful weapon. Now, I'm not one for violence. I don't like cattiness, drama, or grudges. BUT, there is something oh so magical about your silence when others want so desperately for you to fight back. It is REALLY hard to do in certain situations which brings me to..
3. You really can't fix stupid. I'm sorry, but it's true. There are people who are naive, and then there are people who are stupid. Stupid people stir pots. They cross boundaries and they say the DUMBEST SHIT EVER. Things that make your blood boil. This is where #2 comes in REAL handy. It has nothing to do with "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." It's much more simple. People who cross your boundaries are people who do not DESERVE your attention. Period.
4. Money is gross. No really, do you know where some of those dollar bills have been??? I do because I watch Breaking Bad.
5. I am not a sinner. This is STILL a tough one for me. As most of you know I was raised in the Mormon church and as most of you know I am no longer with the church. Growing up, I was never really an "active member." To me, that meant much more than just showing up every Sunday, even that I did not do. I am not going to spend much time on this subject because, well, religion sucks. There I said it. What I believe to be true is MY business and if you're looking at me as someone who sins, you're judging up the wrong tree.
6. Everyone is lying. Grandmas lie. Grandpas lie. Teachers lie. Husbands lie. Wives lie. Your pastor is definitely lying!!! Don't get me wrong, I've used some pretty good lies but there was something SO disappointing about learning that the very people I looked up to so much, were indeed LIARS! The saddest part is the lie itself, is usually something so ridiculous. So minuscule.
7. High fashion really isn't as cool as it looks. I don't know if motherhood has done this to me or if it's my age or what but there is nothing more sexy and comfortable than a white t-shirt and some jeans.
8. I love to be uncomfortable. I used to HATE putting myself out there. Trying new things, getting out of my comfort zone, confronting fears was so terrifying and I hated feeling vulnerable. However, in the last year, I have come to appreciate and love being in conflict. Now, there is a difference between STARTING conflict and being involved in conflict. I do not like to start it but I am no longer afraid of being involved in it. It is controlled chaos to me now, I thank motherhood for that.
9. What is a struggle to me, is a cake walk for others and vice versa. This is hard to forget sometimes but something you NEED to understand. Just because you've experienced, doesn't mean you understand how others feel. So next time someone starts to tell you a story you've lived through, don't teach, listen.
10. Not everyone has learned 1-9.
11. Finding "the one" really isn't hard at all LADIES!!!! Ahem. You just have to stop being attracted to douche bags. Try it.
12. When someone starts walking down a dark path you've been down there's NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL SAVE THEM. You really must let them learn the lesson on their own. It's hard, really hard. No matter how much you want to stop them and warn them and tell them it's the worst decision ever, you have to let them go. By all means, be there for them when they fall, but don't try to stop them, it will only push them further.
13. Settling gives you cancer. I think that next to cancer, "settling" is by far the worst word in the English dictionary. NEVER settle. You can always reach higher, learn more, be faster, act better, love deeper. Never stop.
14. Everyone has secrets and that's OK! Your best friend does not have to tell you everything. Your husband does not have to tell you everything. Your child does not have to tell you EVERYTHING. Some things are meant...just for you.
15. There is no greater way to wake than with a Blood Mary.
16. Respect opinions. All of them.
17. Being happy has nothing to do with me. I've always been a pretty happy person but some days I wish I were more happy and for a long time I thought that meant working on me somehow. Whether it was getting me time, or walking daily, or drinking more tea, taking on a new challenge. Yes, these are things that can help make you happy but do you know what REALLY brings true happiness. Doing things for others. It can be as simple as buying a coffee for the person behind you every Monday. Trust me, when you do something kind for someone else, you'll be aching with happiness.
18. Parenthood does not come with instructions. I used to think there was an answer to every parenthood problem. There isn't. Sometimes you just have to trust your judgment and fly by the seat of your pants and hope that your children won't need therapy because of you.
19. Your children are going to need therapy because of you.
20. Photoshop, push up bras, spanx, and botox are totally overrated. I can personally vouch for all but the last but I'm claiming it anyways. Sure they make you LOOK pretty but there is nothing pretty about wearing a giant spandex band-aid with a pee hole. And you're certainly not fooling anyone. I don't have to wear these things anymore because I'm married and it's my husband's fault that my body looks the way it does now anyways. But ***all the single ladies**** you have NO idea how beautiful your pre-stretch marked body is all by it's natural self. Wear your skin with pride, and don't let anyone tell you different.
So there you have it. 20 things I learned in my twenties. I have half a year to get all the crazy out of me before I have to be 30 and serious ;) Hope you laughed at least once