Feels like crap

I hate feeling like this. I just don't know why. It's a feeling that I've never liked before.

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Scrabble

I'm sure most of you know what Scrabble is all about right? If you do not know, I really do not know what Scrabble is all about, here's a website that you can find out more info by clicking here. This tells you about the history of Scrabble and etc. It is really interesting to know about Scrabble.

As far as I can tell you, I have fun playing Scrabble. It was one of my passion long ago and it is really fun to learn new words and stuffs like that.

Anyway, the reason for this post is because I was able to fully utilize all the words and i got this!

Interesting, huh? I couldn't believe myself either. :P

Oktoberfest!

Need I say more?

Polar Bear Cub!

Ever seen a cute polar bear cub before? If you haven't, well, here's your chance to have a view at it. I just got this from an email from a friend of mine. It's so cute... Know what's the name of this cub? KNUT!

Well, have a look here then!

Everything's Under Control!

Are you sure that everything is under control? Make sure you are well prepared for this man! Heh! Have fun watching this!

Good Clean Jokes

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

You wanna know why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names/English names, here's why:

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin)-Keep quiet

Faye Chen (Cantonese)-Dusty

Carl Cheng (Hokkien)-Buttock

Monica Cheng (Hokkien)-Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow (Hokkien)-You are dead

Jane Tan (Cantonese)-Frying eggs

Suzie Leow (Cantonese)-Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin)-Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien)-Poor fellow

Paul Chan (Cantonese)-Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (Mandarin)-Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong (Mandarin)-Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng (Hokkien)-Leg hair long

Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother

Danny See (Cantonese)-You deserve to die

Rosie Teng (Cantonese)-Screws and nails

Pete Tsai (Hokkien)-Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese)-Never die before